Old school elementary songs.

[AbsoluteAwesome1]

IM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

OMG LOL

xD

Nice song, right? xD

Did you know that one?

How does nobody else know that one? Lawl.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Anyone know that "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin laid an egg...something something..." one?

the batmobile lost its wheel and the joker got awayyyyyyyy.

 

[imabrat]

We learned...

Miss suzy had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The tugboat went to...
Hello operater, give me number 9
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, Bees are in the park
The girls are staying out way past Dark...

I can't remember the last part.
And there was Ms. Mary Mack.

Ms Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never cam back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, July, July

 

[Cinderelli16]

We learned...

Miss suzy had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The tugboat went to...
Hello operater, give me number 9
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, Bees are in the park
The girls are staying out way past Dark...

I can't remember the last part.
And there was Ms. Mary Mack.

Ms Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never cam back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, July, July

Oh gosh those were the good ole days. lol

 

[StitchfansJr]

We learned...

Miss suzy had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The tugboat went to...
Hello operater, give me number 9
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, Bees are in the park
The girls are staying out way past Dark...

I can't remember the last part.
And there was Ms. Mary Mack.

Ms Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never cam back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, July, July

I remember that.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

I remember the shark song.
XD
It was like
Baby shark do do do do do do
Baby shark do do do do do do
Baby shark!
Mama Shark.....

It went on forever too.

 

[StitchfansJr]

That reminds me..of the penguin song from Girl Scouts.

"Have you ever seen
A penguin come to tea?
When you look at me
A penguin you will see!
PENGUINS ATTENTION! BENGUINS BEGIN!
Right arm
~Continue the song until you are dancing like a penguin~
At the end it's PENGUINS ATTENTION! PENGUINS DECIST!"
..I always hated it, though. D:< It took FOREVER!

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

We learned...

Miss suzy had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The tugboat went to...
Hello operater, give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, ill kick you from behind.The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, Bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend were kissing in the ...
darker then the ocean
darker then the sea
darker then the underwear my mummy puts on me!
I can't remember the last part.
And there was Ms. Mary Mack.

Ms Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never cam back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, July, July

I redid it to what I always learned.

 

[imabrat]

Thanks mouse! I now remember the whole song we sang.

miss susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operater
give me number nine
if you dissconect me
ill cut off your
behind the frigerator
there was a peice of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up thir
flies are in the meadow
the bees are in the park
miss susie and her boyfriend
were kissing in the
d.a.r.k d.a.r.k.
dark dark dark
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker then the underwear
my mother gave to me

 

[Axel]

me and my friends used to sing the miss suzy song all the time
The one thats like "Miss Suzy had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell, Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steam boat went to hell-o operator, please give me number nine..." and went on and on and on, lol.
I think I still know most of the words to it, too, haha.

I had a teacher named Miss Sucy (pronounced Suzy in New England dialect...lol) so we'd sing that alll the time. Ours was:

"Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell- ding ding! Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it and broker her big fat ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the girl's room zipping up their flies are in the meadow, the bees are in their hives, miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark, darker than the ocean, darker than the seas, darker than the underwear my momma puts on me. I know I know my mawmaw, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra!"

Yeah, we were weird.

 

[ThePurpleMorphy]

Let's see...

there was:
found a peanut
Baby bumblebee
O Christmas tree
Rudlof the red nose reindeer

OMG there was another teacher torture song I forgot!!!!
I'm gonna go krazie (inside joke. trust me. don't ask.) if i don't remember it....

 

[PosessedEeyore]

i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves
everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves!
and this is how it goes...

keep repeating it.

 

[ThePurpleMorphy]

(OMG I've remembered it!!!!)
Today is the burning of the elementary school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Tommorow is the hanging of the principal
We kids are marching on!

Glory, Glory, Hallilujah!
The teacher hit me with a ruler
Send her down the road with a BOMB TO EXPLODE
We kids are marching on!!!!!

-There was also this one. I only remember the start though -
On the frist day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A fire breathing dragon just for me!!!!!

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Thanks mouse! I now remember the whole song we sang.

miss susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operater
give me number nine
if you dissconect me
ill cut off your
behind the frigerator
there was a peice of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up thir
flies are in the meadow
the bees are in the park
miss susie and her boyfriend
were kissing in the
d.a.r.k d.a.r.k.
dark dark dark
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker then the underwear
my mother gave to me

YES!
Thank you.
I tried doing it the way but i could never remember.

YES.
thank you xD

 

[ThePurpleMorphy]

i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves
everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves!
and this is how it goes...

keep repeating it.

That reminds me xD

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friends!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because:
This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friends!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because:
This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friends!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because:
This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friends!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because:
ECT...ECT...ECT

 

[inlalaland]

OMG! I remember all of these! This brings back such good memories. xD
Sometimes I still do the hand games with my friends...

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream,
throw *Barney off the boat and watch him as he screams
5 years later, floating down the delaware, hanging by his underwear, hope he was another pair!
10 years later, eaten by a polar bear, and that's how Barney died...

Or something like that...
We were such evil little children.
*=Was anything from Barney to teacher to daddy...xD