Old people & walking farts.

[Silent1CB]

Good Lord. Go to the bathroom & get rid of them or something. You aren't fooling anyone. We can all hear them.

 

[MinnieTink]

OMG. This is my Aunt Maureen. Between THAT and the pocket that was constantly filled with tic tacs she could never sneak up on anyone.

 

[Pig Pen]

OMG, I walk with two people at lunchtime (both are in their 60s) and this is all they do the entire 30 minutes! Do they eat beans every morning or what? And the funny part is that neither one acknowledges it and I KNOW they must hear each other. Unless they are both hard of hearing as well as intestinally-challenged.

 

[Pig Pen]

I just happened to think...what if they think I am doing it too?????

 

[Pikester]

I thought they were silent ones, Sorry.

 

[Allison]

You are bringing back bad memories of a very loooooong plane ride sitting behind someone like that.

 

[Silent1CB]

I think if I wasn't so tired, it might be funny. Just not striking me as funny this weekend. Tired of hearing them.

 

[Robinrs]

What????

 

[perdidobay]

All I could think about while reading this is the Larry the Cable guy's bit about walking farts.

 

[S. C.]

Old people & walking farts

They walk now

 

[S. C.]

 

[spacemermaid]

I was stuck behind one in line at an Easter brunch buffet this morning

 

[OhioStateBuckeye]

Best thread title ever.

 

[kimblebee]

Anyone else find it ironic that someone with the user name Silent1 is posting about farts?

 

[acsprack86]

An old man at my gym does it all of the time. On machines, in between machines...all over but always pretends like nothing happens. When you're on your favorite cardio machine for a good 30 minutes and he picks one near you, it can make for a bad gym session.

 

[Imzadi]

Best thread title ever.

Good Lord. Go to the bathroom & get rid of them or something. You aren't fooling anyone. We can all hear them.

Hey, at least they aren't the SBD ones! You got fair warning not to walk into one.

 

[S. C.]

Anyone else find it ironic that someone with the user name Silent1 is posting about farts?

 

[alexensmom]

My DH and I worked as Physical Therapist Techs. There was the sweetest old lady that would come in for therapy. She wore a very strong perfume that was a cross between roses and magnolias. We would take turns walking behind her on the treadmill to help her with her balance. As per the title of this thread, you can see why this patient is so memorable to us. The longest 15 minutes of my life...floral farts. To this day, when I smell that perfume somewhere, I look at DH and say Ima Jean!

 

[Silent1CB]

Anyone else find it ironic that someone with the user name Silent1 is posting about farts?

My name is my CB handle from the 1970's. I was young & shy, so my dad called me the Silent One. lol Nothing to do about farts.

 

[manning]

Good Lord. Go to the bathroom & get rid of them or something. You aren't fooling anyone. We can all hear them.

I specialize in the strong silent ones

OMG, I walk with two people at lunchtime (both are in their 60s) and this is all they do the entire 30 minutes! Do they eat beans every morning or what? And the funny part is that neither one acknowledges it and I KNOW they must hear each other. Unless they are both hard of hearing as well as intestinally-challenged.

Must be new squeaky shoes