Okay this is not.... NOT FUNNY!!!!

[NHMickey]

I get home... Had a great surprise waiting... Thank you Darlene Then I said okay no cookies for dinner. I went in the kitchen and while not sure what I was gonna have I looked around and said "Hey Chicken... I can Cook a piece of Chicken"... Well after trying to figure out how to cook a FROZEN BRICK I got it all done (Very little smoke... My best guess is the Fire Trucks were in the area anyway).

Well ya can't just eat Chicken I said so I thought to myself... Self what else can you make with this??? I said peas... Yea peas. Sandy always makes peas for me so I figured wht the heck. Well imagine my surprise when all I had was another FROZEN BRICK . I thought peas came in a can Well thank heaven for instructions. Well as I got it all done and set on a plate I heard Muffin on the deack going nuts... Well I went out and saw him flipping out cause our neigbors cat was on the steps. So after a little coaxing (No I did'nt throw anything) He/She left.

Now here comes the worst part... No Laughing

I go back in the house.... AND CHLOE ATE MY CHICKEN AND PEAS!!!!!!!!!

Well Thank God I still have some Cookies

So if anyone is in WDW and sees my wife... Tell her I love her and miss her... And The Cookies are great!!!

 

[Parkhopper]

Chloe just figured that you fixed her dinner for her first and forgot to give it to her right away.

 

[Eeyore's Pal]

Well, now that you have all the directions figured out . . . . . . It should be a breeze to make it all again.

 

[jaross]

Poor Nat........... Poor, Poor Nat!

Chris

 

[Laurajean1014]

Chlohe may have saved you a belly ache....

Uh, it's time to walk the dog....

 

[TIGGERSMOM]

ROTFLM*O

 

[Luv2Roam]

All you do is thaw some food, then put it away AND order PIZZA.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Nat, I'm sorry, but ......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

At least Chloe is well fed.

Why does this sound like a rehearsal for the next Home Alone movie?? How soon until Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern enter the picture??

 

[goofymom/pop]

But I am laughing so hard I cant eat my apple pie......

Thanks Nat....I really really needed a good laugh tonight.



Now go order some chinese take out....and for crying out loud put poor Chloe to bed first...


Cindy

 

[Mickey7811]

Dear Nat,

I made you smile today and now you made me smile - great story.

See Ya Real Soon.

Darlene

 

[LynniethePooh]

Frozen Chicken $2.99 lb
Frozen Peas $1.19


Chloe eating your dinner........PRICELESS!!!!!!!



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[JudithM]

Sorry, Nat, but we got a good laugh out of your story!! I think you need to stop consulting John about how to eat while your wife is at WDW ! At least your dog won't starve - I think you dog is pretty smart!!

 

[Brise Nannie]

ROFLM*O also!!! I agree...Chloe was doin' a taste test to make sure you didn't get food poisoning. {laughing with tears in my eyes} I haven't laughed this hard in 12 days. Thanks, Nat!