Okay BE NICE and Caption THIS

[Kim&Chris]

GWB: So, Tiger, what was it like to win the masters?

 

[Missy1961]

Obama: It's not so much an oval as it is a segment of an ellipsoid, is it?

Bush: Whoa, dude! They said you were a brainiac but yer blowin' my mind here.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Tastes Great.
Less Filling.
Tastes Great.
Less Filling.

 

[fortheluvofpooh]

BO: George did you fart?
GB: No way, I thought it was your B.O.

 

[kimmikayb]

GB: So Barack, you just won the nation's highest political office. What are you going to do now?

BO: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!

 

[John Smith1]

You guys are KILLING ME!!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

So, Osama, I've been sort of LOOKING for you!

Uh, the name is OBAMA....

 

[MickeyMouseGal]

BO: This room looks bigger on TV.
GWB: Yeah. It's not worth $700 million for a four year office lease. But you get a red phone!

 

[olena]

(This just screams a whole slew of lines from Airplane!)

GWB: Barack, do you like movies about gladiators?

GWB: Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

GWB: You ever been in the Oval Office before?
BHO: No sir, but I have been in the White House before.
GWB: You ever seen a grown man naked?

GWB: I speak jive.

GWB (in his mind): I've got to concentrate...concentrate ......concentrate.
I've got to concentrate...concentrate ......concentrate. Hello?......Hello?......Hello? Echo.....echo.........echo. Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...


GWB: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

BHO: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

GWB: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

GWB: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.



GWB: Can you lead this country and bring it back to better times?
BHO: Surely, you can't be serious.
GWB: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


GWB: Shanna, they bought their stocks, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.


GWB: It's a damn good thing you don't know how much I hate your guts.

 

[JimB.]

Obama: Whassup ?

GWB: Nuttin' much. You?

 

[ncconserv]

GW: Man we both have some big ears!!

BO: True dat!

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

GWB: Sometimes I like to sit over here and look at my desk. It looks really important doesn't it? You know, you want to keep these chairs at just the right distance from the desk, to produce the right level of intimidation.

 

[shasess]

Obama: Whassup ?

GWB: Nuttin' much. You?

 

[*Fantasia*]

Dude, this room really is Oval.............

Obama: It's not so much an oval as it is a segment of an ellipsoid, is it?

Bush: Whoa, dude! They said you were a brainiac but yer blowin' my mind here.

GWB: So, Tiger, what was it like to win the masters?

You guys are cracking me up!! This thread is sooo hillarious!

 

[kydisneyfans]

Where's the 3rd blind mouse?

 

[Disneygirl26]

BO: So do you know if Monica was really under the desk in here?

GWB: I doubt it. Laura didn't fit.

 

[yeartolate]

I can see the Washington Monument from my house.

 

[John Smith1]

GWB: So, Tiger, what was it like to win the masters?

This reminds me of the SNL when Will Farrell play GWB and called the "qualified candidates" that "HOT lady and the Tiger Woods guy"!

Found it!!

http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081024/will-ferrell-as-dubya-on-the-hot-lady-and-the-tiger-woods-guy/

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

BO: So, this is the old homestead, eh?

GB: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The banks been after me like flies on a rib roast.

 

[LakeAriel]

George: By Golly you ARE black!

Barack: What did ya think? It was a tan? Don't listen to those Italians.