I live in a small town. There was this one 80 year old man that got a dwi in his truck. So then he drove his tractor to the bar. Cops took it. Then his riding lawn mower to the bar cops took it. Then he took his bicycle to the bar cops took it. Then he started walking on the road drunk. I will let you guess how that ended but it was not pretty.
I just saw that cooler scooter on tv last night. Looks like the perfect thing to take to the local Gasperialla parade around here. Pretty cool. LOL!
PS
I thought gas powered motorized vehicles like golf carts and scooters weren't allowed trolling around the Fort, but I saw a few of them there last weekend.