The correct terminology for um...certain body parts. Especially when I have to ask the pediatrician questions about those parts on my boys (I'm trying not to be DIS censored).
"Sure, we can just be friends"
Oh no! The friend zone!
I had thought of another one: "preggers". My cousin/best friend is "with child" (didn't want to upset the PP who doesn't like the 'p' word) and I have heard "preggers" about 50 times a day
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You can have so much fun with the word 'caulk'! A co-worker and I were very close to dying from laughing one day as he was 'caulking' some cracks in a wall and we were thinking of all of the inappropriate things you can say with the word 'caulk' that sound so wrong. We're so mature.
Not me-but my elderly MIL has a weird expression left over from when she was young.
It was very unlady-like to say "I swear" so they said "I swanneee"
She also cant pronounce-corsage
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I have always hated the word "pregnant." Especially when used outside the context of an actual conception; for example, the phrase "a pregnant pause". Something about it makes me shudder.
I'm also in the I-hate-"panties" group. You can include "underpants" in there as well, although that is slightly better than "panties." Just give me some good ol underwear.
I hate all variations of the "p" word. Preggers and Prego and baby bump and whatever else you can think of.