OK.......I think I need to throw up now.....

[live4christp1]

..................so I'm sitting at my desk typing export documents........yes I said typing (yes on a typewriter).............some things have not progressed as we would have them.........

........moving on........

..........I'm typing away........

.........there is another employee standing beside my cubicle............

......watching me type......

...........evidently it was quiet fascinating............'

.........then it happened............

...........

...........

.........

he drooled on my desk...........



........then he wiped it off with his hand.......





need to go home now.

 

[SC Minnie]

At least we have a template in Word for our export docs! Our computer system is still waayyy behind the times though.

 

[live4christp1]

At least we have a template in Word for our export docs! Our computer system is still waayyy behind the times though.

Oh how I wish I could do that......ours are still done on 4 part carbons that none of our printers can handle.

 

[DisneyBlonde]

DUH duh duh....as Carlos Menica would say.

I keep a packet of clorox cleanups in my purse for just such an occasion. Not that I'm drooled on that often, but still. I can let you cyber-borrow one if you'd like.

 

[live4christp1]

DUH duh duh....as Carlos Menica would say.

I keep a packet of clorox cleanups in my purse for just such an occasion. Not that I'm drooled on that often, but still. I can let you cyber-borrow one if you'd like.

That would be great!

Fortunately I learned long ago that lots of people like to use my desk for their "break" area when I'm not here. Have come in to find dirty dishes left on my desk, all sorts of stuff.....so I keep a supply of cleaning agents stashed away.

 

[DisneyCowgirl]

Did this really happen? Someone, a grown-up, drooled on your desk? I am soooooo sorry that happened to you, but it sure makes my day at work seem great in comparison!

 

[live4christp1]

Did this really happen? Someone, a grown-up, drooled on your desk? I am soooooo sorry that happened to you, but it sure makes my day at work seem great in comparison!

Yes, right next to the typewriter I was using. At first I didn't know what was happening, he was wiping stuff off my desk......then I realized.......that's drool.....................................

 

[DisneyBlonde]

That would be great!

 

[JR6ooo4]

You were wearing that low cut top again, weren't you?

MIkeeee

 

[Hercules10]

Ya wearing a low cut blouse or what?

Or is does he have a Smith-Corona fetish?

 

[live4christp1]

You were wearing that low cut top again, weren't you?

MIkeeee

Actually I have on a very modest ladies t-shirt (regular neck style.....no v-necks).

 

[JessicaR]

The last two posts are hysterical! You guys have drooled before, haven't ya?

 

[live4christp1]

Ya wearing a low cut blouse or what?

Or is does he have a Smith-Corona fetish?

 

[Hercules10]

The last two posts are hysterical! You guys have drooled before, haven't ya?

Hell yeah...but never at a gal just typing. Then again...there is Rule 34

 

[Handbag Lady]

Oh, GROSSS!


That's like spitting, but slower.

 

[live4christp1]

I'm minding my own business.....trying to focus on the document and I hear that slurping sound people make when drool is about to escape their mouth.......then he starts wiping the desk.........and my mind says "slurp + wipe = "

 

[live4christp1]

Same employee just came downstairs to tell all of us that the toilet upstairs is full of toilet paper & paper towels...........

............he doesn't know what to do...............

.............he got one of those little tools that are made to pick up trash......and has gone upstairs to use it to take the toilet paper & paper towels out of the toilet.




If I hear water (the toilet is overhead) I'm leaving.

 

[N&B'smom]

Oh my gosh! I think I'd start coming to work in a HAZMAT suit! He sounds CREEPY!!! (and clearly not in control of his bodily fluids)

 

[Hercules10]

Same employee just came downstairs to tell all of us that the toilet upstairs is full of toilet paper & paper towels...........

- Run!

 

[live4christp1]

Oh my gosh! I think I'd start coming to work in a HAZMAT suit! He sounds CREEPY!!! (and clearly not in control of his bodily fluids)

He came back to report that the upstairs bathroom was clean, toilet cleared, and the grabbers clean..............so at least he kept the toilet from overflowing even though he can't keep his mouth from leaking.......