Ok, fess up! Who here has ever....

[irishbosoxfan]

We were discussing peeing in the pool a little bit ago--At the dinner table mind you----And we got to the water changing color around you----I think knowing about such a chemical if I ever did have to go bad enough and couldn't get out of the pool I would grab DD4 for cover---That way when the water turned colors ppl would assume it was her

 

[dustysky]

We were discussing peeing in the pool a little bit ago--At the dinner table mind you----And we got to the water changing color around you----I think knowing about such a chemical if I ever did have to go bad enough and couldn't get out of the pool I would grab DD4 for cover---That way when the water turned colors ppl would assume it was her

 

[parrothead365]

Does my boss's pool count

 

[L107ANGEL]

Does my boss's pool count

 

[birdiesunshine]

Of course I pee in the pool. I thought everyone did. If I'm having a few beers at the nearby cabana, I just stroll over to the pool, drop trou, and pee like the little cherub in Italian gardens. It's easy!

I am so not swimming next to you in August

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Be careful if peeing in the ocean.....

we travelled with another couple to Antigua... the husband is a riot.. anyway after spending the day with Mr. Jack Daniels & Mr. Captain Morgan he decided to go into the ocean.....
lets just say that jellyfish are attracted to urine..
One swam up his shorts and got stuck and kept stinging, and stinging, and stinging.. finally he took his shorts off in the water and threw them across the ocean and came running out..

Of course, not knowing what is going on...... we're up at the beach thinking...there he goes again....

Needless to say... after doctors appointments and welts that lasted months (so says his wife) the purple streaks finally went away

Thanks for making me laugh so hard!

 

[PrincessKitty1]

And DH doesn't understand why I won't swim in pools!

Never, ever, ever. Not even as a child. My parents drilled into to me that you NEVER go in the pool, and I never did. No winky necessary because I am totally serious!

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Lets hope the tag fairy went to bed early tonite so I don't end up with a tag about how I'm willing to pee on my kids!

 

[wanna-b-Tink]

And DH doesn't understand why I won't swim in pools!

Never, ever, ever. Not even as a child. My parents drilled into to me that you NEVER go in the pool, and I never did. No winky necessary because I am totally serious!

I won't go in the ocean because of, not only people pee, but everything else out there in the big blue. Pools...there's so many chemicals in there I am fine with them.

 

[Beth76]

In a natural body of water (lake, ocean), but NEVER in a pool.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

When I was little we had a sign in the backyard that said "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool".

 

[ashjohnson80]

oh come on, more people haven't gotten sloppy drunk and peed in someone's pool? i have a guy downstairs right now who will swear that it's o.k. b/c urine is sterile. He says that, not me.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

oh come on, more people haven't gotten sloppy drunk and peed in someone's pool? i have a guy downstairs right now who will swear that it's o.k. b/c urine is sterile. He says that, not me.

Urine is sterile! Not that I would want to drink it but then I wouldn't drink pool water either!

 

[Cantw8]

....no pee-pee in the pool........ewwwwwwww....pee-pee in the potty....unless it's a swimup bar............

 

[JimFitz]

I've pissed in Storm Along Bay more times than I can remember.

 

[birdiesunshine]

I've pissed in Storm Along Bay more times than I can remember.

I knew there was a reason I'm staying at the Boardwalk in Oct.

 

[JimFitz]

I knew there was a reason I'm staying at the Boardwalk in Oct.

Don't worry, I peed down that clown's mouth at least 20 times!

 

[birdiesunshine]

Don't worry, I peed down that clowns mouth at least 20 times!

Hmmmm hows abouts SSR?

 

[JimFitz]

Hmmmm hows abouts SSR?

Tinkled there too!

 

[bekkiz]

I was a swimmer for much of my life, and like the poster above--you don't have a choice. You either hold it the whole practice, or like everyone else, you go.

I had a friend, who was a little crazy, who would use peeing as a defensive manuver when playing water polo. If she was defending someone who looked a little "girly;" she'd get really close to her ear and whisper "I'm peeing on you, I'm peeing on you" in kind of a sing song voice.

I have no idea if she would actually go, but it was hilarious to see the girls swim away as fast as they could