OK, all you witty people - I need your help!

[HunnyPots]

My 15 yo dd is in a skit where whe plays the voice announcer for a super-hero (think, the old Batman series or Superman). It is a humerous skit but some of her lines are really lame. She can change them if she comes up with better ones. She needs help with this line: "Stronger than ______". She says it more than once so we need to have a few clever similies to fill the blank.
TIA for all your help!

 

[JOC]

"Stronger than body odor ."

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

 

[dianeschlicht]

Stronger than dirt! There was an old commercial about a cleaning product that was stronger than dirt.

 

[Cindy B]

Stronger than super glue... (remember the commerical with the guy hanging on with Super Glue on his hard hat!)


Stronger than steel

 

[HunnyPots]

Bump

 

[stevets]

stronger than france's veto power

 

[kellymonaghan]

Knowing the context would help, but try thinkling of topical or local references that will resonate with the audience.

For example, if this is being done at school, make reference to the teachers.. "Stronger than Miss Hoople's girdle."

You get the idea. Of course this could have unpleasant repercussions, no matter what the Constitution says about freedom of speech.

 

[CookieGVB]

Stronger than spot remover on Monica Lewinsky's dress!

(sorry, it's for your dd - that one was for me, I guess)


Stronger than your breath after Olive Garden's "Garlic Fest".

Stronger than the smell of gymn socks/garbage/a NYC subway on a hot summer day.

Stronger than the bond between the couple on Joe Millionaire!

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Stronger than an angry elephant

Stronger than Popeye after consuming a dozen cans of spinach

(more powerful than a throng of women at a 1/2 off sale? )

 

[WDWHound]

Stronger than something that is incredibly strong but not quite as strong as this is, becuase this, after all, is stronger than that.

 

[WDWHound]

Stronger than the urge to run screaming from the room when one of Miss Cleo's commercials comes on the TV.

 

[WDWHound]

Stronger than a politician's grip on your wallet.

 

[gemmie214]

well since she is 15 I would go with something like :

Stronger than J LO and Ben's love for each other

 

[Claudia1]

Stronger than the odor of (insert local jock's name) armpit

 

[WDWHound]

Stronger than the beckoning call of chocolate when you are trying to stick to your diet.