Raulandpinboy
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The funniest thing I saw today by Ed a man that looks good in a Kilt.
So every morning I leave the house and I get on the expressway, why its called an expressway Ill never know, since its more of a parking lot.
Well on my parking lot I always get stuck behind things that are not fun, like dump trucks, and garbage trucks things that block your view and provide little view themselves to look at.
But today was different I got stuck behind a school bus full of what looked like High School kids.
Well they were in the bus jumping around and having a ball when I see this kid stick his face in the rear emergency exit door window and starts making faces at me like a goofball.
I just smiled and shook my head saying great what a way to spend my morning, Im staring at this geek for the next 12 miles.
So I just decided to ignore him and maybe he would go away, no now I had three guys making faces at me on the bus.
I figured it cant get worse, then nerd boy #1 decided to moon me, well that got a chuckle out of me until the bus lunged forward that is, and next thing I see is a pair of cheeks plastered on the glass, following that because we were in an expressway parking lot, the bus hit the brakes and I watched in horror as nerd boy is sent flying forward while trying to pull his drawers up and falls out of his seat and onto the floor while the rest of the kids are laughing so hard I can hear them from my car.
Well I was laughing too and when nerd boy got back in his seat, and slowly turned to see if I was still there I gave him the finger and thumb in the shape of an L on the forehead you are a loser salute.
Then I looked around to notice people all around me wiping tears off because they were laughing so hard.
I did learn one thing, Ill never drive a school bus, and there is not enough money in the world, to make me even think about it.
So every morning I leave the house and I get on the expressway, why its called an expressway Ill never know, since its more of a parking lot.
Well on my parking lot I always get stuck behind things that are not fun, like dump trucks, and garbage trucks things that block your view and provide little view themselves to look at.
But today was different I got stuck behind a school bus full of what looked like High School kids.
Well they were in the bus jumping around and having a ball when I see this kid stick his face in the rear emergency exit door window and starts making faces at me like a goofball.
I just smiled and shook my head saying great what a way to spend my morning, Im staring at this geek for the next 12 miles.
So I just decided to ignore him and maybe he would go away, no now I had three guys making faces at me on the bus.
I figured it cant get worse, then nerd boy #1 decided to moon me, well that got a chuckle out of me until the bus lunged forward that is, and next thing I see is a pair of cheeks plastered on the glass, following that because we were in an expressway parking lot, the bus hit the brakes and I watched in horror as nerd boy is sent flying forward while trying to pull his drawers up and falls out of his seat and onto the floor while the rest of the kids are laughing so hard I can hear them from my car.
Well I was laughing too and when nerd boy got back in his seat, and slowly turned to see if I was still there I gave him the finger and thumb in the shape of an L on the forehead you are a loser salute.
Then I looked around to notice people all around me wiping tears off because they were laughing so hard.
I did learn one thing, Ill never drive a school bus, and there is not enough money in the world, to make me even think about it.
was feeling pretty much like a butt (heheheh) afterwards!
