Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Aunt Michelle]

RadarOnline posted a few questions from that questionnaire the Scientologists give you during your audit. They use your answers to see how clean you are or something like that. It's creepy. There's 343 questions on the thing and they ask you the questions while you're hooked up to an E-Meter. It's like a polygraph machine. The questions are bizarre and apparently real, but I would expect nothing less.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2...tology-sec-whole-track-questionnaire.php#more

Have you ever killed the wrong person? WTH???

 

[Ride Junkie]

Why am I suddenly reminded of Heaven's Gate? They convinced 38 followers to commit suicide so that their souls could take a ride on a spaceship that they believed was hiding behind the Hale-Bopp comet carrying Jesus.

 

[DelaneyRose]

Have you ever killed the wrong person?

Don't you hate it when that happens?

omg.....who came up with those questions?

 

[talulabelle]

Have you ever killed the wrong person? WTH???

Yeah, right about the Christianity and scientology being 98% th same ideals... who knew WS was so damn gullible?........ they say it is AOK to hurt someone back if someone hurts you.........hmmmm, I don't think that is what Jesus would have done........."Do not create experiences for others that they may not perceive as pleasant"???? So, basically it is aok to do something nasty to someone, as long as you give them the perception, that you are doing something pleasant?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Have you ever killed the wrong person? WTH???

That one? How about this one...... Have you ever smothered a baby?

Okay these people need to catch the next spaceship home!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

Yeah how about all of them!

 

[CathrynRose]

And giving out a free personality test at a local Scientology center as a wrap gift? That makes me think of the weird people on our block who used to give out Bible tracts instead of candy at Halloween. Thanks a whole lot!!!

No kidding.

Well heck - lets answer them, and Im asking you all - Sceintologists by informed proxy, to let me know where I stand.

• Have you ever enslaved a population? Yes - ask my kids

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency? What is debased? DeFACED yes - I drew Mickey Mouse Ears on a $5 once (I think I have the pic laying around. OH! And I lipsticked George Washington

• Have you ever killed the wrong person? It can get confusing when youre on a killing spree....

• Have you ever torn out someone's tongue? I have a 16 year old - lord knows Ive wanted to.

• Have you ever been a professional critic? In my own mind - absolutely!!!

• Have you ever wiped out a family? (see question: Killed the wrong person)

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name? WTH?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive? With my Kryptonite powers?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body? When I pass funeral homes, its all I think about!!!

• Have you ever engaged in piracy? Can anyone say "Napster"

• Have you ever been a pimp? LOLOLOL!

• Have you ever eaten a human body? I used to bite my nails when I was a child.

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing? I have tattoo's and Im *gorgeous* - so yes!!!

• Have you ever exterminated a species? Im working on it... just those few more Manatee's at The Living Seas and Im done!

• Have you ever been a professional executioner? Not professionally

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a ****y trap? A ****y Trap....

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader? Ive never been fortunate to have a leader to rescue

• Have you driven anyone insane? Yes - ask my kids AND husband AND ex-husband (and prolly my Mom too!!)

• Have you ever killed the wrong person? Didnt they just ask me this??? IT GETS CONFUSING WHEN YOURE ON SPREE'S!!!

• Is anybody looking for you? Sure!

• Have you ever set a poor example? Seriously - Totally!

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding? Not currently

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people? For my own sick pleasure? All the time!!

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead? This is so OUT THERE!!! MY GAWD!!!!!

• Have you ever gone crazy? I currently am!

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity? Im bringing everyone down with me!

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?I cant say I have - but Im young - I have time.

• Have you ever smothered a baby? Baby smothering...

• Do you deserve to have any friends? I deserve to have many!

• Have you ever castrated anyone? Not with my own hands but Charley is neutered

• Do you deserve to be enslaved? Ive been a naughty, bad-bad girl **whip sound**

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again? How about all of them???

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real? "less real"

• Have you ever zapped anyone? Zapping. Yeah - I "Zap" people alllll the time!! My name aint Scott Baio

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
LOLOLOL! B]

Wow - that was freaking totally weird. Who wouldnt BUST OUT LAUGHING during an audit?!?!?

 

[5DisneyNuts]

No kidding.

Well heck - lets answer them, and Im asking you all - Sceintologists by informed proxy, to let me know where I stand.



Wow - that was freaking totally weird. Who wouldnt BUST OUT LAUGHING during an audit?!?!?

OMG, I came over here after reading the other thread on Tom the Spartan, but this is just so funny
Great job (and great answers CathrynRose)!

 

[Cinderellerbell]

You'll definitely need to come back for at least 300 more hours of $1000/hr sessions. Will that be cash or check?

Only completely psychotic people could come up w/that line of questioning & not see anything wrong w/it. How in the H-E double hockey sticks does one go about giving robots a bad name?!?!?! Seriously demented.

 

[Aunt Michelle]

No kidding.

Well heck - lets answer them, and Im asking you all - Sceintologists by informed proxy, to let me know where I stand.



Wow - that was freaking totally weird. Who wouldnt BUST OUT LAUGHING during an audit?!?!?

We shall worship you as our leader and promise to rescue you if you don't enslave us???
Seriously CathrynRose if we don't hear from you after tonight it'll be because they came and took you away for auditing!

 

[DISUNC]

Who wears a shiny suit and a sweater vest with sunglasses? Tom and son:

Orrrrrrrr THE REAL LIVE..."MEN IN BLACK"!!!!!!

 

[MsAmerica]

Here is the website dedicated to exposing the cult. The first night I found it online, I read it for about four hours. I couldn't believe that this stuff actually went on and couldn't/wouldn't be stopped. It is far more dangerous than any other cult out there and yet nothing is done...

http://xenu.net/


The message board section is especially enlightening. I hope it is a new site for all of you.

Enjoy!

MsA

 

[DISUNC]

I seen on lastnights " 360", and this thread....the video of TC talking about COMMITMENT.

Aint he on his 3rd marriage??????????

 

[Deb & Bill]

It's on 20/20 right now.

 

[CathrynRose]

It's on 20/20 right now.

Thank you - I think I missed it.

ARe they done?

 

[M 'n C]

OMG, I came over here after reading the other thread on Tom the Spartan, but this is just so funny
Great job (and great answers CathrynRose)!

I did too. I should have joined from the beginning. Guess I have a lot of reading to do this weekend.

 

[Cinderellerbell]

Aint he on his 3rd marriage??????????

TC's following in old L Ron's footsteps. It's all a big chunk of horse hockey. Reminds me of Bill Gothard & his Gothardites. It's all about making the big bucks off of the weak-minded & easily influenced.

 

["Got Disney"]

Of course she has. In fact, she's currently visiting Tom's home planet.

Its been discussed earlier in this thread (I beleive it was this time, last year ) That Tom wears shiny, reflective clothes so the mother ship can spot him easier - when it comes for him.

I always wonder why you dont see Katie. She ahs doen a couple of movies but she is never out in public

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

There is all this information out there on the internet about Xenu and all that wacko stuff but the majority of Scientologists insist that is a pack of lies. Apparently haven't paid enough money to get to the level necessary to hear these revelations.

Here's my question. What do the high level OT's tell the lower level people? Obviously Katie had to ask Tom, "What about that that Xenu stuff?" Does he just blatantly lie about it? How do they keep this from their own members?

 

[M 'n C]

There is all this information out there on the internet about Xenu and all that wacko stuff but the majority of Scientologists insist that is a pack of lies. Apparently haven't paid enough money to get to the level necessary to hear these revelations.

Here's my question. What do the high level OT's tell the lower level people? Obviously Katie had to ask Tom, "What about that that Xenu stuff?" Does he just blatantly lie about it? How do they keep this from their own members?

I'm thinking its one of those things that you don't ask those that know. Kinda like they have instilled fear into the unworthy people that asking will mess up their progression to their own personal enlightenment.

Just a guess.