Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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Breaking news courtesy of: http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,205618,00.html


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TomKat Wedding May Be Upon Us

The long-awaited and curiously weird wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may at long last be here. Get ready for late-night jokes about the wedding registry, the honeymoon and the prenup.


"Chatter" picked up on the Cruise-Holmes gossip frequency suggests such an event could take place between now and the end of this weekend. You see, Homeland Security doesn’t have "chatter" all to itself. There are really important issues in this country ... didn’t you know?

The wedding — should it take place — will no doubt be veiled in secrecy in the same way the birth of the couple’s child was in April. It’s possible, however, that Cruise will use a wedding as a vehicle for letting out a picture of baby Suri.

What will be most interesting about the wedding ceremony for these two will be the guests and the religion. All eyes will be on members of Holmes’ family and friends to see if they are invited, or if they come at all.

And then, how will the wedding ceremony be performed? By a Scientology minister, a Catholic priest or both? Holmes’ parents are probably against a Scientology wedding and no priest. But would that stop them from coming?

And then, of course, there’s the whole issue of a prenuptial agreement. While the lips of those in the gossip world flap about a "contract" Katie signed a long time ago, I find that doubtful.

The real story is about a prenup in which Holmes fights not for money, but for her child. From the way things have gone with his kids from his marriage to Nicole Kidman, it’s clear Cruise wants a baby raised in his home by his beliefs — with or without her mother.

The location of such a wedding is also an issue. Will it be in Telluride , where the actor has a big, secluded spread? In Beverly Hills, at his mansion? Or at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood?

I can tell you where it won’t be: Katie’s hometown of Toledo, Ohio. Katie’s mom will be denied any chance to plan her daughter’s wedding, that’s for sure.

One can only sympathize with the Holmes family at this point: They are so civic-minded and involved with their church that Cruise’s control of their daughter must be a continuous source of pain for them.

The strangest thing about Tom Cruise right now, however, is his complete lack of self-knowledge. It’s rather doubtful that he comprehends how much damage he’s done to his career. The Internet is now full of Web sites that mock him. He’s the subject of an endless stream of jokes on TV and radio. A new generation of filmgoers now considers him nuts.

He’s also pointlessly allowed the "Where is Suri?" story to get way out of hand, with speculation in every tabloid about either the baby’s existence or possible illness.

Why would anyone allow this to go on for so long? The answer would have been to simply present the baby on the "Today" show or "Good Morning America" in a taped piece.

Cruise’s fueling of this insane gossip fire has done him no good. You can only image his publicist Paul Block telling him the same thing ... and getting nowhere.​


 

Wow that's an interesting article especially since it's in the mainstream press and not just tabloids or entertainment shows. I really hope his career tanks from all of this and he can just go away. I know he won't be wanting for anything, but I would love for his ego to be deflated some.
 
Oh, Joy, a wedding.....so is Suri going to be walking down the aisle or strolling? Maybe Leah will be holding her, as she will MOST likely be the "maid of horror," uh, I mean honor. :rolleyes:
 
Poohbear123 said:
Oh, Joy, a wedding.....so is Suri going to be walking down the aisle or strolling? Maybe Leah will be holding her, as she will MOST likely be the "maid of horror," uh, I mean honor. :rolleyes:

No, I doubt her MOH will be Leah but her "new best friend"/scientology handler Jessica! :lmao:

I mean, Katie and Jessica go WAY back - like three months! :teeth:
 
Poohbear123 said:
Oh, Joy, a wedding.....so is Suri going to be walking down the aisle or strolling? Maybe Leah will be holding her, as she will MOST likely be the "maid of horror," uh, I mean honor. :rolleyes:

Maybe she will be flying in a little mini UFO. :)
 
FSUGrad97 said:
I mean, Katie and Jessica go WAY back - like three months! :teeth:

But Katie watched Leah on Saved by The Bell - doesnt that count?

Besides - theyre all "sista's" in the Church, folks. :rolleyes:

And to think - I was once told I looked like that Leah person, and thought "thats cool - she's cute"

Cute BUT NUTS! Grrrrrrr!
 
Maybe now that Lance Bass has come out of the closet, Tommy Boy can come clean. (yeah, like that will ever happen!)

But holy cow, this was all the way on page 3!!! We are slipping guys!
 
So, looks like we all need to cancel any plans between now & this weekend, huh? We've all gotta be on the look out for Suri pics at "the" wedding. lol

Or, we could all go crash the wedding. They can't possibly catch ALL of us. One of us is bound to get in & get that picture of that kid.

So, road trip anyone? :car:

Oh, wait, we need to get there quick! OK, off to look at Southwest DING airfares. How many tickets do I need to get? Head count please! I think the flights gonna be crowded. :crowded:
 
rhanditresmom said:
Yes, it does. People is reporting that Jada Pinkett Smith has seen our little Suri. Hmmmm....

http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1219552,00.html

Verrrrryyyy interesting....

Hmmmm, Jada has seen Suri TWICE. hmmmm
Well, I don't consider Jada as crazy as the rest of them from what I've seen.

hmmmmm, could there actually BE a Suri? :surfweb: (oh great, now Chandler Bing is channeling thru my body. :rotfl: )
 
SplshMtn99 said:
So, looks like we all need to cancel any plans between now & this weekend, huh? We've all gotta be on the look out for Suri pics at "the" wedding. lol

Or, we could all go crash the wedding. They can't possibly catch ALL of us. One of us is bound to get in & get that picture of that kid.

So, road trip anyone? :car:

Oh, wait, we need to get there quick! OK, off to look at Southwest DING airfares. How many tickets do I need to get? Head count please! I think the flights gonna be crowded. :crowded:


To quote the last line of the movie Wedding Crashers:

WE...... are a folk singing group from Salt Lake City!!!
 
ChristmasElf said:

To quote the last line of the movie Wedding Crashers:

WE...... are a folk singing group from Salt Lake City!!!

Folk singers? I was trying to figure out what to wear to the wedding to blend in. But now we are folk singers?

WHERE AM I GONNA GET A FOLK SINGER COSTUME? Ok, off to ebay!
 
We don't need to crash. If we all join Scientology, we'll all be "best friends" too and part of the family. ;) :eek: :faint:
 
I am sorry but this is too much :rotfl2:

SplshMtn99 said:
Oh, wait, we need to get there quick! OK, off to look at Southwest DING airfares. How many tickets do I need to get? Head count please! I think the flights gonna be crowded. :crowded:
 
But I don't have enough $ to join.

I want to crash so we can get photos and GET the $. :teeth:
 
Did anyone see the CBS Early show this morning? They were talking to some woman from some magazine or something (okay I didn't get all the details LOL!) Anyhoo, they were talking about Suri, she said we probably wouldn't see Suri until she's a year old!!! Coz Tom wants to shelter the baby from the outside world, and she should only be surrounded by Scientologists at first!!! Crazy, crazy, crazy.
 
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