Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[rhanditresmom]

I was in a loooooonngggggg line at the grocery store yesterday and I skimmed through Star magazine, no I didn't break down and buy it. But there was a little blurb with that scary satan looking picture of L.Ron with an assurance from one of Tom's people that the baby is not L.Ron's. Apparently it did say that L.Ron had his "seed" frozen, but that katie could not be implanted with his "seed, because "given L.Ron's history with women, we can rest assured that L.Ron would not Come back as a female" - S C A R E Y!

Yikes! - I bet that Tom told her they had to do invitro cause he had low count - but in reality he shoots all blanks so they used L.Ron's. (What's a little DNA sharing among 'gods'?) Thats assuming this woman actually gave birth which I doubt. I think they put a little L.Ron DNA in some Scientology chick and that's the deal.

eeeeek!

 

[RadioNate]

Ok, I was at WDW for a WEEK and this thread is still here! That is awesome.

I got about 35 pages to read...

 

[Daxx]

OH NO...Katie told Tommy...NO to Oprah...Katie probably figured Tommy would start jumping again and this time with Suri in his hands...not good for the baby...

So, do we have the lovebirds fighting now....

Yeah -- I think the wedding's off. Wait ... was it ever on?!?!

 

[Poohbear123]

I just have to say, the DIS is ahead of the tabloids. You all had this thread going BEFORE the tabs caught on. They need to read this thread to see what's going on.

I think Katie and Tom were a bad match. What were they thinking?! Ttthhhbbb!

They weren't thats the thing! When I heard they were "seeing each other" I went: WHAT?????

 

[Deb & Bill]

Her brain went back to 13 yr old mode and she saw that poster on the wall of her bedroom. She pulled out her old 8th grade history notebook with "Mrs. Tom Cruise" written all over it.

Tom's brain went into "Scientology-zombie" mode. Or, rather, it stayed there.

 

[bunnywabbit!]

All this for the illegitimate b*stard of two nutjob celebrities?!?
Oh, how money is spent these days!

 

[taeja71]

They weren't thats the thing! When I heard they were "seeing each other" I went: WHAT?????

Oh my....Insert Twilight zone music here...Rod Sterling is that your voice I hear?

Sad to say, I used to think Tom Cruise was hot. Then after Days of Thunder, I was so over him. I guess that's where Katie picks it up from there. How sad for her.

I can't stand the way she looks at him. Its almost like she worships him. Puppy dog eyes and every thing. Augh! Give me a break! I just want to slap her back into reality.

 

[robertsmom]

Her brain went back to 13 yr old mode and she saw that poster on the wall of her bedroom. She pulled out her old 8th grade history notebook with "Mrs. Tom Cruise" written all over it.

Tom's brain went into "Scientology-zombie" mode. Or, rather, it stayed there.

Exactly what I was going to say. How many of us would turn down the chance to date our girlhood crush? Of course staying with him after he has proven that he is bat **** crazy is another.............

 

[bigmerle1966]

About the 911 call thing, we have that happen all the time here at work. Someone makes a mistake and hits 911 and the call goes out, in some cases it doesn't even ring on this end and they get the call on the other end which gives them the address. They will send an officer out, but there is no way to know what office the call came from because all calls come from the same number, the main number. Unfortunately they can't go into that hotel without a search warrant. If they are told it was an accident they can't do anything unless the person making the call indicates something is wrong and they need help. Then they have probable cause.

 

[Nancy]

Has anyone else seen the previews for Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby? The part where he is running screaming -

"Help me, Buddha! Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise!"

I thought it was

We heard that too, but now the ads only say "Help me Buddha, Help me Jesus" No more Tommy boy, guess he pulled his weight again! MY 13 is so upset by this, she thought that line was so funny, now we are wondering if it will be cut from the movie too.

 

[FSUGrad97]

We heard that too, but now the ads only say "Help me Buddha, Help me Jesus" No more Tommy boy, guess he pulled his weight again! MY 13 is so upset by this, she thought that line was so funny, now we are wondering if it will be cut from the movie too.

Some of the ads said "Help me Jesus, help me Tom Cruise with your witchcraft," but now they leave out the witchcraft part.

I must say I completely cracked up the first time I heard it!

ETA: Props to IMDB for having the true quote -
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!

 

[CindyCan]

Thanks to those that posted info on the "Star" article. I think I'll be able to avoid it now.

Back to the top for Suri watching.....

 

[Steamboat Marti]

In our area newpaper there was a blurb and a quote from Leah Remini - from King of Queens...

She said she has seen Suri and she is cute and looks just like Tom and Kate.


Isn't Leah into Scientology too??

 

[kdibattista]

In our area newpaper there was a blurb and a quote from Leah Remini - from King of Queens...

She said she has seen Suri and she is cute and looks just like Tom and Kate.


Isn't Leah into Scientology too??

You are 4 days and 25 pages too late (or something like that) .

But you are correct... check all the past threads for our "theories"

 

[robertsmom]

You are 4 days and 25 pages too late (or something like that) .

But you are correct... check all the past threads for our "theories"

Gotta be quick to stay on top of things with this group! Of course, in my case it's because I have no life.........

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Well I started with this thread when it started -- then gave up about 30 pages into it -- then read this blurb tonight, thought I'd post...

... that's what you get for being delayed in your Tom Cruise information! You guys are right on the ball!!!

 

[my4kids]

Yes-SURI-Bob!

the DIS is ahead of the tabloids.
Do you all get the feeling that journalists read message boards to come up with their ideas? I have had something like that happen to me several times...I posted something on a message board once and I swear Meredith Vierra repeated it a few days later word for word on the View. It was creepy, and not something that several people would have come up with. I felt like one of her assistants or one of the copy writers had been on the same message board and lifted my line. (It was something about when Hillary Clinton was rolling her eyes and acting overly disrespectful at the GWB's first State of the Union address - and I posted on a message board that night that a student would get kicked out of a class for acting that way in front of a teacher, and I couldn't believe the former First Lady, and a current US Senetor would act like that on national TV in front of the President of the United States. ) So then like 2 days later the View is discussing it and Meredith says "well, a woman e-mailed me and said " insert my text here""
I felt like either someone lifted my thoughts and did e-mail them to her...or someone in her office ws feeding her ideas they lifted off the board.
Once while watching Friends - there was a joke that was a joke my DH had made up in college and they repeated it word for word on the show. We were sitting in our living room looking at each other like "did he just say that?" turned out we found out at a reunion that one of his old frat buddies was a writer on the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway - I return you now to the Suri watch already in progress......

 

[ChristmasElf]

So, what do you suppose Tommy boy will be forking over (money wise) when a SURIgate baby is finally produced?

 

[SplshMtn99]

OK, I just caught up about 3 days worth of reading. phew

DH comes in the room. Asks what I'm reading. Try to explain this thread & a few of our theories.

I get the eye roll -- ---and he gets up & walks out.

Guess he's not interested.

Poor man....doesn't know what he's missing. hehehe

 

[Imzadi]

Did anyone see Grey's Anatomy tonight? They had a maternity ward episode where one woman gave birth to quadruplets. They showed a lot of fake babies being held & in the incubators, and I kept thinking, "Why can't Tom & Katie get something like that for a picture?"