Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Diva of Dragons]

Whew! I turn my back for a couple of days and I have 1.5 hours of catch up to do!!....I haven't posted on this thread before but I have tried to follow it closely!! You all are freaking hilarious!! This has been highly entertaining! If I come with anything to contribute, I will! Keep the mill grinding!! LOL!!

 

[Imzadi]

Wanna know something scary???
I had a nightmare the other night that I had been kidnapped by sciencetologists and was not allowed to ever see my family or friends again.
I think Im reading too much.

Oh dear! You didn't click on one of the actual Scientology links did you & spend too long on the page?!?

If you start to feel the need to be audited,

post here FIRST! We'll send a fellow DISer out to you right away to slap some sense back into you.

 

[Daxx]

Notice when Tommy Boy was not so much into Scientology when he was first with Mimi Rogers or Nicole?

But it was Mimi and her father (who is some big-wig in Scientology) who introduced Tom to it!

ETA -- he was prob. in auditing and whatever else they do so he couldn't speak too much about it until he was a higher up Thetan level person!!!

 

[Poohbear123]

I vote her President of the Suri Thread! Keep it coming, girl!

 

[my4kids]

I vote her President of the Suri Thread! Keep it coming, girl!

Me too! Sandramac may be our prophet, but CathrynRose is our new leader!
Awesome links! I get all giddy when I pull up the board and see she has posted something new, because I know it's gonna be good. When she hasn't posted in a while- I picture that she is staked out in front of the Celebrity Centre or Tom's house or searching through government files!

 

[rmom50]

I'm kind of surprised that there isn't a Scientologist DISer who could explain all of this to us? I'm sure it all makes sense and the baby is ...........just shy?

 

[SplshMtn99]

The reason there are no Scientology DISers is simple. They have spent all their $ on courses & auditing, thus leaving them nothing to go to WDW on.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Here's a theory on why Jada has seen the baby, they had a stand in.

 

[Diva of Dragons]

I've tried to follow this thread closely but I don't remember seeing this one.......
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13639841/ ...So, he's really a paranoid nut job! Because crazy just ain't crazy without a dash of paranoia added to the mix!!

Also, (from Socialitelife.com).....Katie Homes in Wax!

Now the frontrunner to star in the sequal to The Stepford Wives!

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Ok, how scary is this?

A new Challenge for Suri-Challenger's. Go out to your local supermarket this week, and find me ONE tabloid/magazine that asks where Suri is on the cover. It is not there! I would think, as weeks go by, this would become an obsession with the magazines, not just US, LOL. Where is the Enquirer when we need them? Showing us an Alien Suri on her home planet? That is what they DO. We had a couple of weeks of "hmmmm, where is the baby" and now, a few celebs (scientology, at that) come out to say "yeah, we've seen her" and POOF, Suri, Tom and Kate are off the covers. I did see ONE cover that mentions TomKat, and it was just a mention of how Katie won't allow a secret ceremony. Not one word about the baby, A BABY.

Please don't tell me this freakin cult has control over the tabloids. WE ARE COUNTING ON THEM.

 

[SueM in MN]

Ok, how scary is this?

A new Challenge for Suri-Challenger's. Go out to your local supermarket this week, and find me ONE tabloid/magazine that asks where Suri is on the cover. It is not there! I would think, as weeks go by, this would become an obsession with the magazines, not just US, LOL. Where is the Enquirer when we need them? Showing us an Alien Suri on her home planet? That is what they DO. We had a couple of weeks of "hmmmm, where is the baby" and now, a few celebs (scientology, at that) come out to say "yeah, we've seen her" and POOF, Suri, Tom and Kate are off the covers. I did see ONE cover that mentions TomKat, and it was just a mention of how Katie won't allow a secret ceremony. Not one word about the baby, A BABY.

Please don't tell me this freakin cult has control over the tabloids. WE ARE COUNTING ON THEM.

That is really interesting. Suddenly no one is interested?

Maybe the tabloids are just trying to help Tom protect Suri from
excessive noise
excessive activity
someone holding her by the shoulders
someone taking her back to the home planet
excessive crowds
people who jump on couches
and the scary clown

 

[3princesses4us]

Couple of thoughts:

1) I think Katie looks prettier in wax...

2) On the "what is your religion" thread a few days ago, there was 1 DISer who claims to be a scientologist! You know he/she has probably seen this thread. Where are they? Too ashamed?

3) Did anyone else notice that the preview for Talledaga Nights with Will Farrell has changed the "Help me Jesus! Help me Tom Cruise!" line to "Help me Jesus! Help me Oprah Winfrey!"? The last two times I've seen it it says Oprah now instead of Tom. Don't tell me he has the power to change the trailer of movies now too?! Maybe he says all those names in the actual movie, but why change the trailer now after it's said Tom's name all these weeks? Is the studio getting pressure from scientologists?
Food for thought...

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Couple of thoughts:

3) Did anyone else notice that the preview for Talledaga Nights with Will Farrell has changed the "Help me Jesus! Help me Tom Cruise!" line to "Help me Jesus! Help me Oprah Winfrey!"? The last two times I've seen it it says Oprah now instead of Tom. Don't tell me he has the power to change the trailer of movies now too?! Maybe he says all those names in the actual movie, but why change the trailer now after it's said Tom's name all these weeks? Is the studio getting pressure from scientologists?
Food for thought...

I heard the Oprah too! See my post about the tabloids, and this is getting just plain SCARY.

 

[momrek06]

Is THAT even Katie? ...If it really is Katie in WAX, then I agree as well, she is much prettier in WAX. But as I have stated before I think TOMMY has her under his control and "no make-up", "no pretty clothes", "no calling attention to yourself"...hence that disheveled look we have seen lately. With all the money HE has, why the heck isn't she looking like one million dollars while she strolls the sidewalks of Colorado? She should be wearing all designer clothes, million dollar purses and shoes, hair all done up and make-up (not necessarily overdone) but some make-up!!!

 

[Daxx]

You know, just when you think it can't possibly get any more wierder, it does!!!!

Maybe Tom bought up all the tabloid magazines to insure that the Suri hubbub dies down!? Now he'll control what's in them. Yikes!!!!

Wait a minute here ... just thought of this ... if everyone who wants to see the baby has to be "Dianetically ready" ... how is Jada dianetically ready? Is there something that we don't know about the Smith's?!??!

Or, do you think Jada seeing her was a "publicity stunt" to shut people up? One minute they're talking on and on about how they haven't seen the baby and then, all of a sudden, they get the chance!? I know that it was brought up how odd it was that the Smith's go from not seeing Suri to seeing her. Just trying to figure out if it was more or less to stop the media from the pursuit or that the Smith's are turning Scientology!?

I wonder if, in Katie's auditing, something came out about her parents and that's why they haven't seen the kid nor complained to the media about it!?

Note that Oprah hasn't seen the baby yet!!! So, maybe she's not as into Tom or Scientology as we think!!!

 

[FSUGrad97]

You know, just when you think it can't possibly get any more wierder, it does!!!!

Maybe Tom bought up all the tabloid magazines to insure that the Suri hubbub dies down!? Now he'll control what's in them. Yikes!!!!

Wait a minute here ... just thought of this ... if everyone who wants to see the baby has to be "Dianetically ready" ... how is Jada dianetically ready? Is there something that we don't know about the Smith's?!??!

Or, do you think Jada seeing her was a "publicity stunt" to shut people up? One minute they're talking on and on about how they haven't seen the baby and then, all of a sudden, they get the chance!? I know that it was brought up how odd it was that the Smith's go from not seeing Suri to seeing her. Just trying to figure out if it was more or less to stop the media from the pursuit or that the Smith's are turning Scientology!?

I wonder if, in Katie's auditing, something came out about her parents and that's why they haven't seen the kid nor complained to the media about it!?

Note that Oprah hasn't seen the baby yet!!! So, maybe she's not as into Tom or Scientology as we think!!!

What I can't figure out is how completely random scientologists have seen the baby (Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman), but their supposed friends the Smiths *just* saw her. Add in to the fact that her side of the family haven't seen the baby yet.

I wouldn't be suprised if the Smiths weren't scientologists, or at the least, on the road to becoming scientologists.

 

[disneymouse]

You know, just when you think it can't possibly get any more wierder, it does!!!!

Note that Oprah hasn't seen the baby yet!!! So, maybe she's not as into Tom or Scientology as we think!!!

hey, that;s a very good point! you would think after all the hoopla on her show she would be among the first see the baby. what's up with that???

 

[zookeeper]

Couple of thoughts:

3) Did anyone else notice that the preview for Talledaga Nights with Will Farrell has changed the "Help me Jesus! Help me Tom Cruise!" line to "Help me Jesus! Help me Oprah Winfrey!"? The last two times I've seen it it says Oprah now instead of Tom. Don't tell me he has the power to change the trailer of movies now too?! Maybe he says all those names in the actual movie, but why change the trailer now after it's said Tom's name all these weeks? Is the studio getting pressure from scientologists?
Food for thought...

I haven't seen the Oprah version, but the Tom Cruise one was HILARIOUS!! After seeing the Tom Cruise version I can't imagine laughing quite as loud at the other, even though that's pretty funny too!

Also, I couldn't resist this smilie...We won't see Suri until she's teleported back from the mothership

 

[ChristmasElf]

It will just be a matter of time before Cruise self destructs and with giving all his movie to his church, will have no choice but to move to New Mexico and run the Scientology Museum.
I hope the tabloids and magazines continue to shred him, and people stop seeing his movies. All the faster he goes away.

 

[Daxx]

I wouldn't be suprised if the Smiths weren't scientologists, or at the least, on the road to becoming scientologists.

I think we might be onto something. Remember when Tom was w/Mimi Rogers and she and her dad introduced him to Scientology? Well, he really didn't talk about it much even when he was w/Nicole. Soooo, all these years later and zillions of auditing sessnions and now he's this high Thetan level and knows everything about everything (particularly psychology) and he's able to talk openly and freely about Scientology.

Sooo ... now we have the Smith's. They're not talking about Scientology but they're able to see Suri when only people who've been "dianetically ready" to see her have seen her. So, could they be going through the program and not able to talk about it b/c they're being audited, etc.!?!? They *could* be at the level where they're "dianetically ready" to see the child ... but not at Thetan levels to be major spokespersons.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ......................