stevenpensacola
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I may never be the same again...
My daughter ordered this via netflix...DW and DD's were watching it...I was in the room, but was not really paying attention to the start...not that it mattered...just being in the same room was enough to sense how terrible this movie was/is.
It was the Lifetime version of Hanna Montana.
The only things missing were Billy Ray and his soul patch, the annoying little Rico dude, the other dude with helmet hair, and Lilli LoLo LaLa...whatever her name is...
Where to begin...Apparently the goal of this film was to cram every single teen/chick flick cliche into one movie, while inventing new ones.
The disclaimer at the start of the movie for all men to turn in their man-cards before watching should have tipped me off. I'm not sure if I can get my card back now.
I think Nicholas Sparks is really a woman.
here we go...
Divorced parents-check
teen girl with angst-check
teen girl moves to different "culture"-check
cute little brother who always says funny/sarcastic things-check
hunky local rich kid-check
since it's set in the south-hunky rich kid drives old pickup truck-check
(surprised that everyone was not always dripping with sweat...most filmmakers seem to forget we do have air conditioning here.
angst teen girl-hunky local rich dude like/hate/like each other-check
incredibly awkward kiss when they barely know each others names-check
Cancer-check
local redneck causes havoc-check
local hunk get truck stuck in mud- (I had kept my mouth shut until now...could not hold it in anymore...as soon I saw they were stuck in the mud, I said MUD FIGHT....it was on then...I had to comment on every ridiculous thing in the movie...DD's started laughing because even they released how stupid the movie was).
As SOON as the movie ended, I put it in the envelope and took it straight to the main post office. If only I could erase record of this from my netflix account and from my MIND.
Maybe watching college football today will help.
Film did have some pretty scenery though.
My daughter ordered this via netflix...DW and DD's were watching it...I was in the room, but was not really paying attention to the start...not that it mattered...just being in the same room was enough to sense how terrible this movie was/is.
It was the Lifetime version of Hanna Montana.
The only things missing were Billy Ray and his soul patch, the annoying little Rico dude, the other dude with helmet hair, and Lilli LoLo LaLa...whatever her name is...
Where to begin...Apparently the goal of this film was to cram every single teen/chick flick cliche into one movie, while inventing new ones.
The disclaimer at the start of the movie for all men to turn in their man-cards before watching should have tipped me off. I'm not sure if I can get my card back now.
I think Nicholas Sparks is really a woman.
here we go...
Divorced parents-check
teen girl with angst-check
teen girl moves to different "culture"-check
cute little brother who always says funny/sarcastic things-check
hunky local rich kid-check
since it's set in the south-hunky rich kid drives old pickup truck-check
(surprised that everyone was not always dripping with sweat...most filmmakers seem to forget we do have air conditioning here.
angst teen girl-hunky local rich dude like/hate/like each other-check
incredibly awkward kiss when they barely know each others names-check
Cancer-check
local redneck causes havoc-check
local hunk get truck stuck in mud- (I had kept my mouth shut until now...could not hold it in anymore...as soon I saw they were stuck in the mud, I said MUD FIGHT....it was on then...I had to comment on every ridiculous thing in the movie...DD's started laughing because even they released how stupid the movie was).
As SOON as the movie ended, I put it in the envelope and took it straight to the main post office. If only I could erase record of this from my netflix account and from my MIND.
Maybe watching college football today will help.
Film did have some pretty scenery though.
...the quips and put-downs would be better than the movie 
! Hmmmm, or maybe as a drinking-game
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I hate those sappy lifetime romance type movies. I can take a romantic comedy, if it's actually funny. Otherwise give me action-adventure or Sci-fi anyday!
