Hahahahahahaha
Good lesson you have learned......
Yep sorry i can drink....
I even win almost every beercontest with a bloke.
I even win almost always from a military person.
Okay i have to admit that i did this when i was younger (not that i'm that old already) but i still can do this.
In college we did go out every wednesday and we went to a bar/dancing where also all the military people came and every time there was a new group we did drinking contests...
First the military people together the old group against the new ones and then after that they said to us heeey do you want to try...
Then the group of us said ahh no no and after a while why not...
And then my friends would say Yvet you go and then the new group of military people always luaghed and where already in a winning mood, drinking against a woman that we have to win....
Then the old goup would say heey let's put money in that you win from this girl and then we did the drinking contest.
After all this we (the old group and our group) would split the money we have won and so we could drink free for a couple of nights.
The old group would be gone eventualy but then the new group has become the old group and arrangements would be made for drinking contests against a new group that would arrive......
But that was in my early days
Now i'm drinking almost nothing anymore just once in a while a glass of wine of beer. Not in the huge amounts of my college years.
So i think i cannot drink as much as i was used to...
Still have bad memories about that one.
You haven't even puked yet but you've just earned the title! 
I may be the one tripping over - and that's before I've had one too many 
so I'll be sticking to the sweeter style drinks - even if I have to buy two and carry them around 
