Official Jonas Brothers (OBSESSED) fans club

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*sigh* I wish Avril brought them on the Canadian length of her tour...That would have been amazing! I hope the come here soon I'm getting anxious! :dance3:
 

OMJ, that was awesome. I smiled through that whole thing so now my cheeks really hurt. XD
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I've had this quote for a while but could never find where it was from. xD
HOLY COWWW!
what'd she say?!

She was like thanks for the friend request. Check out Push Play and tell them Mandy sent you. I already have Push Play on my friends list anyway though. they're on my top. xD

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Shine On Media interview is amazing. I really like the XM interviews were they are like the hosts of the radio show. those were awesome.
Week 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDDSOfRROks

Week 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaV6PaDZ0ds

Week 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mzu3d1We4s
 
That was sooo cute :]
I've seen pictures from the shoot, but I never actually saw the commercial.
 
Same.
Sign up for their voicemail service on their myspace.
I love it when it says I have a new message :]
 
Oh Okay.
Ooo I found these somewhere.

"My name's Mufasa, I'm the King of the Land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!" - Kevin

Joe: "Dude, I came to the YEAR 3000!"
Nick: "Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it."

Interviewer: "So where do you guys like to shop?"
Nick: "Um, I don't shop."
Kevin: "Salvation Army... just kidding."
Joe: "Limited Too or Payless Shoes."

"Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!" - Joe

"I hate it when you touch me." - Joe

"I believe I make sense to yo mama." - Kevin

Interviewer: "What's your favorite color?"
Joe: "Transparent."

"No, I don't have a third arm. Silly fans." - Joe

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"
Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff."
Joe: "Awkward."

"I will destroy you, Jack Sparrow, with my fist of fury! Look at it, isn't it furious?" - Joe

"Look at Nick; he's a studmuffin." - Joe

"Some people may say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside, but I AM danger!" - Joe

"So, a guy walks into a grocery store, asks for a glass of milk, they're like, phh! We don't got glasses here." - Joe

"Oh my gosh, Emily, are you alive? Aah! I think she's getting attacked by a cougar!" - Joe, in response to screaming fan on phone.

"My pick up line is, 'Slow down, sugar; I'm a diabetic!'" - Nick

"My hidden talent is... I can make pancakes appear." - Joe

"One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers." - Joe

"I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe. He was always getting in trouble." - Joe

"My favorite flirty line is: 'Hey, did you drop this?' Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, 'It fell out of your hair.'" - Joe

"When we're on the road touring, the three of us braid each others' hair." - Joe

"I've gone to the moon twice now. It's been very exciting. The first time it was filmed in a studio, and the second time we actually went." - Joe

"I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!'" - Joe

"No one can touch my muscles." - Nick

"I'm gonna run in traffic!"
[Pause]
"There's no cars in Oklahoma!" - Joe

"Sometimes we run out of milk, and I just freak out. I'm like, 'WHERES MY MILK?!'" - Nick

"Frankie's not adopted, and we won't forget that, Frankie!" - Kevin

"Board games make me bored." - Nick

Interviewer: "Joe, what percent of the earth is covered in water?"
[Long Pause]
Joe: "I would have to go with B."

"It's so good it would be a zero hit!" - Frankie

Interviewer: "What are your favorite songs to perform?"
Joe: "'I want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.' You guys haven’t heard it yet.”

"'I Love You' isn't something to say too quickly. It's not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You are two hundred percent happy and excited.” - Joe

"Every studio needs a rubber chicken." - Joe

"Now everyone has to stay off the roads!" - Joe (concerning his new driver's license)

"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, 'Two miles, Starbucks.' He can smell it... and every time he's right." - Joe

"The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes. I'm an eyes guy." - Joe

Kevin: "That's definitely one of our dreams, to do a show in Central Park."
Joe: "A wedding."
Kevin: "A show, Joe."
Joe: "My wedding, just so everybody knows, is gonna be like a music wedding."
Kevin: "So it’s gonna be like a rock-opera wedding. That's gonna be so sweet."
Joe: "It's gonna be like I love you. Will you take me as your wife? Sure. I do I do."
Kevin: "That's what she'll say."

"All I want for Christmas is Joe Jonas." - Joe

"We actually could do it without you, but it'd be really lame. Thank you. Love you." - Joe

"Joe took me under his arm like the hero that he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him." - Nick

"I watched Gilligan’s Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must’ve eaten bad food or something." - Kevin

"Hold on, Joe. Let everyone get their cameras and stuff, since you know this is going on Youtube." - Kevin

"Nicholas can’t have other people wearing his socks. If you put on his socks he’ll get upset, and it's really funny!" - Kevin

"Yeeahah, oh yeah, you know what that is... school, baby. WHOO!" - Joe

"Every girl has something special about her." - Joe

"Say you're riding your bicycle down the street and a tire pops. Hold on. To your bike. This is 'Hold On.' I'm gonna try to figure out what this song's really about." - Joe

[Word Association.]
Interviewer: "Frankie."
Joe: "Kid."
Kevin: "Boy."
Interviewer: "Joe."
Joe: "Man. Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't my turn."

"We read all your comments. We look at all of them that are like, 'Oh my God, Nick, you're so hot. Oh!'" - Joe

"We just want to wish you guys a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Kwa-ziggy-ziggy-zam." - Joe

"It is September 16, 1923." - Joe

Interviewer: "Can you guys introduce yourselves?"
Kevin: "OK. What's up everybody? I'm Kevin."
Nick: "What's up guys? I'm Nick."
Joe: "Hey, guys, I'm Enrique Iglesias."

[Word Association Again]
Interviewer: "Tour."
Kevin: "Bus."
Joe: "I don't know why I said 'kill.' But that's the first thing I said."

Interviewer: "You guys just finished the Jingle Jam Tour; how was that?"
Kevin: "Awesome."
Nick: "It was so much fun. We had a blast."
Joe: "It was a blast. B-L-A-S-T. Double exclamation point."
Kevin: "Period."
Joe: "Dot dot dot."

"Yo, listen.
I'm Joe Jonas.
I'm your best friend.
Open the fridge.
Eat a chicken.
What's up?
7-Eleven might be down the street.
Beatboxing with my two feet.
Brand new feet.
When I was born, I walked down the room. I was like [beat].
My mom was like, 'Yo, that's crazy.'
And I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm a baby.'" - Joe

"I'm gonna kill you with my gun and drag you to the desert in the back of my car, and then I'm gonna take you back home and make sure you're OK, 'cause I'm gonna feed you some of my famous dumplin's. My momma makes the best dumplin's. She makes 'em in this sauce that makes 'em taste like spicy dumplin's..." - Joe (in a ridiculous southern accent)

Joe: "Be there."
Kevin: "Be there. Or be square."
Joe: "Be square. Like a box."
Kevin: "Like a - like a little box."
Joe: "Not a big one. A little one."

"CORN POPS, BOY!" - Joe

Interviewer: "What was the highlight of 2006?"
Kevin: "TRL." Joe: "Meeting Vanessa on TRL. We're still dating."

Joe: "Can I come out?"
Nick: "No."
Joe: [Crawls back into bus.]

Interviewer: "If there was a movie made of your life, who would you want to play you?"
Nick: "The kid from 'Finding Neverland.'"
Kevin: "I'd have Paul Wall play me."
Joe: "I would definitely say Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow playing me."
 
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