Official Desperate Housewives thread. Perfection not required. Mistakes welcome.

[bubba's mom]

Edie used a key to sneak in MARY ALICE'S house....not Mary Ellen's....just wanted to clarify that in case you got confused!

 

[HauteCuisine]

Thanks!
(I was using my SIL's name! )

 

[bubba's mom]

Thanks!
(I was using my SIL's name! )

not a problem...I knew who you meant, but someone else might get confused. I hope your SIL's life isn't this dramatic!! btw, do we know the story with Maisy's husband?? where's HE been? what's he do?? don't think he's ever been "on" the show..has he??

 

[christinadei]

do we know the story with Maisy's husband?? where's HE been? what's he do?? don't think he's ever been "on" the show..has he??

Good question. I've never seen him and that was the first I'd heard about him, that he lost his job.

 

[bengalbelle]

May be considered a spoiler so I'll post in white. Highlight after the /'s if you want to read regarding Dana:
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Question: Regarding the identity of Dana on Desperate Housewives: What if Dana didn't really die? What if Dana is really Zach and the sick thing Mary Alice did was give her daughter a sex change? — Danielle

Ausiello: You were on a roll right up until "sex change." Where is it written that Dana can only be a girl's name? Certainly not on Dana Carvey's birth certificate.

 

[KIRSTIN'S MOMMY]

I can't get the highlighting to work! Can you pm me?

 

[Disney_1derland]

May be considered a spoiler so I'll post in white. Highlight after the /'s if you want to read regarding Dana:

Wah-Hoo! My theory is looking better and better

 

[Carrieberry]

I also cannot get this to work. PM me too! I can only highlight the actual / marks nothing else is showing up.

 

[bubba's mom]

keep going down below the marks.....click and hold to highlight the entire thing!!

 

[HauteCuisine]

Hmmm......an interesting "Dana" theory!

 

[bengalbelle]

Carrieberry and Kirsten's Mommy: PM's sent

 

[KIRSTIN'S MOMMY]

Wow! That's a good one, thanks!

 

[Cindy B]

There are some children that are born with characteristics of both sex organs. Zach could have been one of those children

 

[HauteCuisine]

This puts a whole new "spin" on Zach's pool scene.

 

[Carrieberry]

Hmm interesting theory. But what about the memories of blood that Zach had, and then what adult female was buried in their pool? I think that whatever made Angela/Mary Alice commit suicide, has to do with whomever was buried under the pool, and also that has to do with why she changed her name, moved from Utah, and it all ties together. They were running from something, or someone, and obviously Paul will stop at nothing to keep it a secret. What aere they running from? I think Dierdre was the adult female found under the pool. Now what was she doing on Wisteria Lane and what were her ties to Paul and Angela/Mary Alice? Was Zach her baby and they bought it from her and the deal turned sour so they killed her? Did she follow them from utah where they kidnapped Zach/Dana? Angela WAS a nurse. Did she swipe a baby because they could not concieve? They were very careful to have the blanket with Dana's name on it be yellow- not pink or blue so I am betting Dana IS a boy and it is Zach.

 

[HauteCuisine]

Carrie! I think you need to get a job helping them write plots!

 

[Cindy B]

I'll go with white as well..


Starts here: The baby swap theory is fairly plausible. I could see Deidre being the dead pool woman, and Paul Mary Alice/Angel being part of a baby swap. Or could it have been a black market adoption gone bad? Those happen sometimes as well. Dana is a non gender name.

 

[Carrieberry]

Haute- that would be my DREAM JOB!

 

[bubba's mom]

Here's what I read about next week: << "There Won't Be Trumpets"
Mama Solis' (Lupe Ontiveros) condition changes; Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa, whose children also attend Barcliff.>>

This would fit in with her waking up and then dying...since we saw previews of a funeral....... and Lynette....always getting into something.....

 

[dis4me]

Wow you guys are good. That all does make sense and it would tie everything together nicely. HMMMM.