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Tonight we start off with Mike Delfino trying to remember exactly what happened the night Monique bought the farm. He even went to a hypnotherapist in an effort to remember everything. 
We see Monique answering her door in her lingerie flirting with Mike who tells her that he is already involved with someone else which doesnt seem to phase her.
Mike then goes to look at her broken sink in the kitchen.
He leaves to retrieve a plumbing part for her sink and when he returns he sees a pair of yellow glove covered hands on the counter but he couldnt tell who it was. But, he now realizes that he did not kill her.
It is now 6 am in the morning and Bree is in bed waiting for Orson to awaken. Growing impatient, she throws a glass of water at his face!
She needs to talk to Orson about Alma knocking him out and sexually assaulting him. Orson claims that he remembers his Mother being there and then he passed out after drinking the scotch and after that nothing.
I had sex with Alma and I wasnt even conscious? How reminicant of our marriage
Bree then tells him that Alma raped him and that his Mother helped. He does not want to go to the police though.
Orson decides it is now the right time to fill Bree in on the night Monique died.
Susan and Julie are looking through dresses for Susan to wear to Janes Memorial. She wants to find just the right dress so that she can look good while finally being seen with Ian and not in an adultrus relationship. Julie doesn't understand why Susan even wants to go to the memorial.
Gaby and Zach are strolling through Macys. Zach wants to buy her something so Gaby sends him off in search of a liquid soap dispenser. She then meets a guy shopping in the domestics dept that is looking for sheets. She starts heavily flirting but the guy doesnt seem to notice. Zach returns and the man, 'Luke Purdue' introduces himself to Zach, who happens to be his boss.
Back at Brees, Orson has told her details and she is now telling Orson that he must exonerate Mike.She is insistant that Orson do this and if he doesn't go to the cops, she will. Andrew is overhearing
this conversation from the hallway while Bree and Orson are discussing all of this. When Orson comes out of the room, Andrew then claims to be on his way to the room wondering who wanted coffee.
Lynette and Tom are out in the yard with one of their twins who spots the ice cream truck. Mommy has said NO though.
Edie shows up and wants Tom to hire her nephew Austin at the new pizza restaurant. Tom would rather give Edie a coupon for free toppings for pizza though. Edie walks away informing Tom that, her butt looks great because she says No to pizza.
Zach shows up at Gabys with a vase of flowers, but Gaby has a date with Luke. Zach is a little bit hurt and wants to know if Luke is really into her. He tells her to have a great time but is obviously disturbed about this other competition.
Orson drops by Almas.He sees his Mother is there as well, so he gives props to his Mother now for coluding in his rape he thinks it's great that they can still surprise each other and he hopes that she is happy now that Bree has decided to go to the police,, and that he had told her everything. He faced his worst fear as he thought the news would unravel his marriage. He tells his Mother that Bree will come around and eventually forgive him as he turns to leave. Alma says "Wait, I could be carrying your child," Orson then says he doesn't care if she is carrying the Hodge septuplets, he is staying with Bree!
Lynette thinks Andrew should mop the pizza restaurant floor a little better than he has. She then spots Austin on the back stairs as high as a kite. Seems Austin is upset that Julie has dumped him. Lynette does not care and fires Austin.
Alma is badgering Mrs. Hodge about Orson. Orsons mother tries to convince Alma that Orson will not abandon her if she is carrying his child. Mother thinks she will get Orson to come around. She tricks Alma to follow her after Alma threatens to call the cops on Orson. She then locks Alma in an upstairs room.
Susan and Ian are now at Janes Memorial service. Susan arrives in big ole sunglasses and a hat in an attempt to keep a low profile. Some woman starts coming on to Ian much to Susans dismay.
Carlos and Mike are discussing life on the front porch.Mike is going over things with Carlos who says that the murderer has to be the yellowed glove guy. Orson is nearby doing yard work. He says hello and we arent supposed to notice that Orson is wearing yellow gloves that are now dirty with leaves and yard dirt.
Back at the memorial, the flirt is telling another woman that she will be dropping by Ians house tomorrow night with a casserole. Susan tells the two ladies that they should have more respect and that Ian is already seeing someone. The flirt doesnt believe it until Susan confesses that it is her.
Tom is passing out W 4 forms to his employees, including Austin. Lynette is NOT happy and tells Tom that she fired Austin and that he is not working there. Tom takes her aside and lets her know that he is the boss. He has his reasons for keeping Austin and they are for business reasons that he thinks Austin will draw in a lot of female clientele from the high school and that Edie will put their menu in her advertising of new homes so they need to keep him on board. He starts play yelling at Lynette for some dumb reason that really makes no sense here IMO.
Luke and Gaby are having dinner at her house. Boy this guy is dense as Gaby is making all kinds of inuenedo and jokes and he just does not get them. Just then some guy shows up at the door interrupting the moment with some papers Zach Young has sent over that specify Gabrielle is mine, sleep with her and you are fired. Leave but dont make it obvious.
Luke reads the papers and agrees that he understands them.
Back at Jane's memorial, 'Lynne Dean', one of Janes sorority sisters, gets up and talks about Ian and his long lonely vigil and starts blabbing about how Ian has now found a new girl and that the fact that she is there today as inappropriate, and then introduces Suan to the crowd. Ian is bewildered.
Luke tells Gaby that he must leave immediately. He tells her that his job is at stake. Gaby kisses him and Lukes cell phone then rings. Zach asks him why he is not leaving. Luke then makes another excuse to Gaby that he really must leave telling her that he is not attracted to her and that he only dates women in their 20s and that Gaby is too old for him. This does not fare well with Gaby!
Next we see Bree outside taking out the trash. She spots a ladder leaning against the house with a black pouch attached to the op of the ladder. Bree crawls up the ladder and one of the spokes breaks causing her to fall. Andrew and Orson hear the fall and go to investigate. The black pouch that Andrew opens contains marbles.
At the hospital a nurse informs Orson that Bree has a slight concussion and the Dr will be in to talk soon.
Andrew tells Orson that he overheard Bree and him talking and now wonders if this accident was Orsons doing. Andrew tells Orson that he will protect his Mother and then tells the nurse that Orson is not to see Bree alone and that if anything happens, the nurse will be responsible.
Zach shows up at Gabys with a coffee mug. Gaby starts to then cry on Zachs shoulder about how Luke thinks she is too old. Zach lets a drunken Gaby pass out on his shoulder.
Ian finds an embarrassed Susan sitting on the floor in the kitchen. Susan apologizes for ruining the memorial and she thought she could have been a better part of his world and that he should be upstairs with the family. Ian will have none of it and that he loves her and then half heartedly proposes to her. Susan would rather Ian propose somewhere other than a funeral home!
Mike is back at the hypnotherapists office and she is taking him back to the fateful night of Moniques murder. We now see that it was Orson in the yellow gloves under the sink. He rises from under the broken sink and tells Mike that Monique is upstairs sleeping as she wasnt feeling well.
Orson then goes on to claim that he is her boyfriend and that since it is late he will fix the sink. He hands Mike money and tells him it is fine that he leaves. He also hands Mike his wrench. (the one that we had previously seen Mike bury)
Fast forward to that night Mike is now on the hunt for Orson.
Orson is at the hospital worried about his wife. Mike finds Orson and tells Orson that a hypnotherapist is helping him to remember things, they then get in a scuffle and it ends with Orson and Mike exchanging punches. Orson then loses his balance on the edge of the hospital parking ramp and falls
Next week previews: Ian proposes to Susan at Lynette and Toms pizza place.
Someone is lying dead in a bathtub.
A neighbor finds a woman (looks to be Orson Mother) lying on the ground.
Andrew gets hit with a fireplace poker that sends him flying backwards down a flight of stairs.
We see Monique answering her door in her lingerie flirting with Mike who tells her that he is already involved with someone else which doesnt seem to phase her.
Mike then goes to look at her broken sink in the kitchen.He leaves to retrieve a plumbing part for her sink and when he returns he sees a pair of yellow glove covered hands on the counter but he couldnt tell who it was. But, he now realizes that he did not kill her.
It is now 6 am in the morning and Bree is in bed waiting for Orson to awaken. Growing impatient, she throws a glass of water at his face!
She needs to talk to Orson about Alma knocking him out and sexually assaulting him. Orson claims that he remembers his Mother being there and then he passed out after drinking the scotch and after that nothing.
I had sex with Alma and I wasnt even conscious? How reminicant of our marriage
Bree then tells him that Alma raped him and that his Mother helped. He does not want to go to the police though. Orson decides it is now the right time to fill Bree in on the night Monique died.
Susan and Julie are looking through dresses for Susan to wear to Janes Memorial. She wants to find just the right dress so that she can look good while finally being seen with Ian and not in an adultrus relationship. Julie doesn't understand why Susan even wants to go to the memorial.
Gaby and Zach are strolling through Macys. Zach wants to buy her something so Gaby sends him off in search of a liquid soap dispenser. She then meets a guy shopping in the domestics dept that is looking for sheets. She starts heavily flirting but the guy doesnt seem to notice. Zach returns and the man, 'Luke Purdue' introduces himself to Zach, who happens to be his boss.
Back at Brees, Orson has told her details and she is now telling Orson that he must exonerate Mike.She is insistant that Orson do this and if he doesn't go to the cops, she will. Andrew is overhearing
this conversation from the hallway while Bree and Orson are discussing all of this. When Orson comes out of the room, Andrew then claims to be on his way to the room wondering who wanted coffee. Lynette and Tom are out in the yard with one of their twins who spots the ice cream truck. Mommy has said NO though.
Edie shows up and wants Tom to hire her nephew Austin at the new pizza restaurant. Tom would rather give Edie a coupon for free toppings for pizza though. Edie walks away informing Tom that, her butt looks great because she says No to pizza.
Zach shows up at Gabys with a vase of flowers, but Gaby has a date with Luke. Zach is a little bit hurt and wants to know if Luke is really into her. He tells her to have a great time but is obviously disturbed about this other competition.
Orson drops by Almas.He sees his Mother is there as well, so he gives props to his Mother now for coluding in his rape he thinks it's great that they can still surprise each other
and he hopes that she is happy now that Bree has decided to go to the police,, and that he had told her everything. He faced his worst fear as he thought the news would unravel his marriage. He tells his Mother that Bree will come around and eventually forgive him as he turns to leave. Alma says "Wait, I could be carrying your child," Orson then says he doesn't care if she is carrying the Hodge septuplets, he is staying with Bree! Lynette thinks Andrew should mop the pizza restaurant floor a little better than he has. She then spots Austin on the back stairs as high as a kite. Seems Austin is upset that Julie has dumped him. Lynette does not care and fires Austin.
Alma is badgering Mrs. Hodge about Orson. Orsons mother tries to convince Alma that Orson will not abandon her if she is carrying his child. Mother thinks she will get Orson to come around. She tricks Alma to follow her after Alma threatens to call the cops on Orson.
She then locks Alma in an upstairs room. Susan and Ian are now at Janes Memorial service. Susan arrives in big ole sunglasses and a hat in an attempt to keep a low profile. Some woman starts coming on to Ian much to Susans dismay.
Carlos and Mike are discussing life on the front porch.Mike is going over things with Carlos who says that the murderer has to be the yellowed glove guy. Orson is nearby doing yard work. He says hello and we arent supposed to notice that Orson is wearing yellow gloves that are now dirty with leaves and yard dirt.
Back at the memorial, the flirt is telling another woman that she will be dropping by Ians house tomorrow night with a casserole. Susan tells the two ladies that they should have more respect and that Ian is already seeing someone. The flirt doesnt believe it until Susan confesses that it is her.
Tom is passing out W 4 forms to his employees, including Austin. Lynette is NOT happy and tells Tom that she fired Austin and that he is not working there. Tom takes her aside and lets her know that he is the boss. He has his reasons for keeping Austin and they are for business reasons that he thinks Austin will draw in a lot of female clientele from the high school and that Edie will put their menu in her advertising of new homes so they need to keep him on board. He starts play yelling at Lynette for some dumb reason that really makes no sense here IMO.
Luke and Gaby are having dinner at her house. Boy this guy is dense as Gaby is making all kinds of inuenedo and jokes and he just does not get them. Just then some guy shows up at the door interrupting the moment with some papers Zach Young has sent over that specify Gabrielle is mine, sleep with her and you are fired. Leave but dont make it obvious.
Luke reads the papers and agrees that he understands them.
Back at Jane's memorial, 'Lynne Dean', one of Janes sorority sisters, gets up and talks about Ian and his long lonely vigil and starts blabbing about how Ian has now found a new girl and that the fact that she is there today as inappropriate, and then introduces Suan to the crowd. Ian is bewildered.
Luke tells Gaby that he must leave immediately. He tells her that his job is at stake. Gaby kisses him and Lukes cell phone then rings. Zach asks him why he is not leaving. Luke then makes another excuse to Gaby that he really must leave telling her that he is not attracted to her and that he only dates women in their 20s and that Gaby is too old for him. This does not fare well with Gaby!
Next we see Bree outside taking out the trash. She spots a ladder leaning against the house with a black pouch attached to the op of the ladder. Bree crawls up the ladder and one of the spokes breaks causing her to fall. Andrew and Orson hear the fall and go to investigate. The black pouch that Andrew opens contains marbles.
At the hospital a nurse informs Orson that Bree has a slight concussion and the Dr will be in to talk soon.
Andrew tells Orson that he overheard Bree and him talking and now wonders if this accident was Orsons doing. Andrew tells Orson that he will protect his Mother and then tells the nurse that Orson is not to see Bree alone and that if anything happens, the nurse will be responsible.
Zach shows up at Gabys with a coffee mug. Gaby starts to then cry on Zachs shoulder about how Luke thinks she is too old. Zach lets a drunken Gaby pass out on his shoulder.
Ian finds an embarrassed Susan sitting on the floor in the kitchen. Susan apologizes for ruining the memorial and she thought she could have been a better part of his world and that he should be upstairs with the family. Ian will have none of it and that he loves her and then half heartedly proposes to her. Susan would rather Ian propose somewhere other than a funeral home!
Mike is back at the hypnotherapists office and she is taking him back to the fateful night of Moniques murder. We now see that it was Orson in the yellow gloves under the sink. He rises from under the broken sink and tells Mike that Monique is upstairs sleeping as she wasnt feeling well.
Orson then goes on to claim that he is her boyfriend and that since it is late he will fix the sink. He hands Mike money and tells him it is fine that he leaves. He also hands Mike his wrench. (the one that we had previously seen Mike bury)
Fast forward to that night Mike is now on the hunt for Orson.
Orson is at the hospital worried about his wife. Mike finds Orson and tells Orson that a hypnotherapist is helping him to remember things, they then get in a scuffle and it ends with Orson and Mike exchanging punches. Orson then loses his balance on the edge of the hospital parking ramp and falls
Next week previews: Ian proposes to Susan at Lynette and Toms pizza place.
Someone is lying dead in a bathtub.
A neighbor finds a woman (looks to be Orson Mother) lying on the ground.
Andrew gets hit with a fireplace poker that sends him flying backwards down a flight of stairs.
Loved that show. 
another good episode tonight.....wonder why they "wrapped" the Orson/Alma storyline up already?? seemed like a hurry??
