DisneyPhD said:
Hi I missed DH since I was at WDW too (like Tasha) and I was really counting on Christmas elfs update. Any help????? (we did get back to the room in time for GA though at least.)
I'm so sorry! I read through most of the posts and it looked like most had seen the episode so I didn't post the recap!
But, here ya go DisneyPhD:
Tonite we met Oliver Weston the sooper sekret Private eye that was spying on Susan when discovered by Mike. Mike demands to know who he is and Oliver tells Mike that Edie hired him to find out who Karl was cheating with. When Ollie criticizes Susie, Mike decks him.
Next we visit the Applewhites and witness Betty scooping ice cream into a bowl with her special "medicine" and mixing it all tgether for a picnic with Caleb tomorrow.
Gaby and the girls- Lynette, Edie, Susan and Bree are sitting around the table when Gaby's maid reads that she is being deported. She is crying and Gaby promises her that she will help her.
Lynette is serving Tom Macaroni and cheese and confesses up about Ed and his wife and how the wife wants him fired. Lynette tells Tom he has to now be a model employee in an effort to avoid getting the boot.
Bree asks Andrew if he wants to invite his boyfriend over. Danielle wants to invite Matthew along too, and Bree says NO. Bree and Andrew are playing some kind of make believe we are getting along game which Danielle is on to.
Susan shows up at Mikes where Oliver the PI plays a tape recording of Susan and Karl. Susan tries to deny this, but the tape mentions the sex word and she trips up. Now Mike is aware of the Susan/Karl relationship and asks Susan to leave. Susan catches up with Oliver and wants to know what he wants for the tape. 2 grand is a little steep so she tries to run off with the tape. Ollie gives Susie til Monday to come up with some money before he spills the beans.
Gaby and Carlos are at the immigration department fighting for their maid and Gaby asks the immigration man what it would take for the maid to be able to stay in America. She then asks the man "What if she were pregnant with an American citizen"?
Carlos and Gaby run home to announce to the maid if she gets pregnant with their baby, she could stay in the US. It goes something like this;
Gaby: I'm the dough, Carlos is the PORK
and you (maid) are the oven!!!
The two of them go on to try to talk her into this little venture, but the maid storms off announcing "NO BABY"
Bree is on the phone with Peter when Andrew walks in. Andrew goes and picks up an extension and eaves drops. He then tells Danielle how she can get Matthew allowed to come over.
Ed is at work holding a meeting to which Tom and Lynette are present. Tom wants to give a pitch to Ed and Ed wants to limit the presentation and decides to take the account from Tom. Ed then goes on to complain about the expense reports of employees starting with Tom. Lynette gets mad and Tom suggests to her that he (Tom) should quit. He decides he should go talk to Ed. Lynette then watches Tom deck Ed out cold. Well guess what happens next? Tommy boy is unemployed.
Susan knew she had a problem with the PI and decides to write Edie a letter. She then mailed the letter!!!
Caleb and Betty are on the picnic and Caleb is eating the ice cream Betty mixed up. Caleb then tells Betty that Matthew told him to kiss Danielle. Betty then grabs Calebs arm and wants to know more......
Gaby goes into Shamane the maids room with a cup of cocoa and wants to talk about the baby. She is still trying to talk her into the pregnancy. Maid is worried about the shame and that no man would ever want her if she had a baby. Gaby still wont give up and tries to talk her into it some more.
Lynette is snippy with Ed and tells him that she will not apologize for Tom. Ed then presents Lynette with an expense report from Tom that showed he went to Atlanta and to a show with someone and also bought flowers. He then tells her that she should be worried about her own marriage.
Bree is serving dinner to Peter Andrew and Andrews boyfriend Justin when Danielle walks in the room in a skimpy little dress. She then sits down next to Peter and flirts with Peter.
Bree thinks all is going well. She obviously hasn't noticed Danielle is running her hands down Peters thigh, causing him to abruptly leave as "something suddenly came up"
Lynette sees Tom as he is cleaning out his desk. Lynette asks Tom if there is anything he wants to talk about. He says no, that he loves her and turns to walk to the elevator.
Betty comes home and sees Matthew. She gets Matthew to go down the basement with her under the guise of cleaning out Calebs room. She then locks Matthew up in the room. The next thing we see is Caleb waiting outside in the car.
Gaby and Carlos are supposed to be at the fertility clinic. When Carlos goes up to get ready, the maid comes in and drops her robe, climbs into bed and asks him to "be gentle"
Carlos is standing there shocked when Gaby walks in and asks if he would have set her straight on just how this whole fertility thing worked.
Andrew wants his sister Danielle to seduce Peter. Danielle is uneasy and wants Andrew to forget that idea. In the meantime Peter shows up at the door with College info. Peter tells Andrew about his abrupt departure and Andrew takes this time to discuss Peters sex addiction.
Mike shows up at Susans door and tells Susie that he paid off the PI. Oh oh! Susan mailed that letter and now she has a problem!
She sees the mailman and decides she should intercept the mail by inviting the mailman in for iced tea. When she talks him into using the potty as he has had a lot of tea, she rifles through his bag and grabs her letter back.
Gaby and Carlos are at the clinic and Gaby tells Carlos that their maid is a virgin.
Maenwhile back at Susans the mailman Gus is upstairs on Susans bed undressed and thinking Susan wants to play! When Julie comes home, Susan is upstairs telling Gus he has misunderstood and that she cannot do this. Gus then says "I can come back Tuesday" Susan then tells him that is the day she is becoming a lesbian!!!
But in the meantime, downstairs Julie has put Edies letter back in the mailbag......
Bree has now come home to find Andrew in her bed with Peter coming out of the bathroom undressed! When she asked Andrew why he is in her bed, Andrew informs his Mother that now they are even. He is such an evil little brat.
The next day, Bree tells Andrew that she can't wait for him to get out of her house. They then drive off to look at a college when Bree pulls into a deserted gas station and tells him to get out of her car. She gets out and gets a bag from the trunk of Andrews things and tells him there is an envelope of money that should tie him over until he finds a job. Andrew gets upset and Bree drives off leaving Andrew alone.
Edie gets her mail and finds the letter from Susan. Edie is now furious.
Susan meanwhile has taken a pie over to Mikes and invited herself inside.
Edie goes to Susans with a watering can filled with gasoline and starts pouring it all over Susans house.
While Susan and Mike are eating pie, Susan tells Mike that she never stopped loving him and that she would have never gotten with Karl. All of the sudden, Mike sees Susans house is on fire.
As the firetruck arrives, we see all of Wisteria Lane outside watching the fire, while Edie is seen in her window drinking a glass of wine.
Next week:
The arson investigator tells Susan the fire was arson.
Carlos is concerned about the maid having tender ****s!
Lynette is curious about Tom and what he may be hiding from her.
Glad to have found this thread.
I'll PM you
