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6 hours and 18 minutes...
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6 Hours for me with the new time change!Captain Brain said:
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I've been stuck at home for the past 4 weeks with a broken ankle. 
This is one of the highlights of my week!!!
This is one of the highlights of my week!!! 
Captain Brain
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Andrew is really getting on my nerves tonight.
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Gabi got her baby!
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He gets on my nervers every night. He will get his own in the end.
As far as Gabby goes. I don't think it is going to the that easy. This is DH after all. They just got them to fall in love with the baby, then the other shoe will drop.
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This weeks recap:
This weeks episode starts with Bree finding an old cork from a bottle of wine~which, causes her to call her Sponsor Peter. Seems Bree and Peter are really hitting it off. They play cards together on the 5th day. On the 10th day Peter brings Bree Chinese take out food. By the 20th day of no alcohol, while playing chess, Bree decides to make a move on Peter by kissing him on the cheek.
Peter then takes this time to share with Bree that he is also a member of Sex Addicts Anonymous
and any slight touch will get his juices flowing. Oh and he has been celibate for 1 year.
Bree goes ahead and plants a big ole kiss on him and he starts ripping his shirt off in response. After we enjoy a slight Gaby style moment on the dining room table, Peter decides he can't do this and runs away.
Meanwhile back at the strip club, Carlos and Gaby are waiting for Libby. Seems they want to give her another gift. This time a camera. When Libby comes over to the table, she demands to know what the two of them are doing there. Meanwhile Frank shows up and announces to Gaby and Carlos that he is Libby's boyfriend. aka the baby's father.
Karl and Susan are eating breakfast with Julie. (about time this girl shows up, Mom did just have surgery ya know) Anyway, Karl takes this time to announce to the 2 of them that he has popped the question to Edie. He also decides to start reminiscing about his and Susans wedding years ago.
Bree finds Andrews lawyer poking around her fridge. He is there to present Bree with a list of witnesses that he plans to depose for the upcoming emancipation trial.
Lynette and Bree meet up in the street. Bree tells Lynette all about joining AA and to thank her for being a friend. Lynette then tells her that she is tired of being mad and they make up. Bree also tells Lynette about Andrew and how he just wants his trust fund to buy a car, and that he is being spiteful. Lynette now begins to question why Bree is apologizing and if it is just because she will be questioned in the deposition. Lynette then tells Bree that she will not lie for her.
Mike has a visit from Felicia. Seems Felicia is still upset about Paul Young murdering her sister Martha. Felicia wants Mike to kill Paul because of said dead sister.
Carlos and Gabrielle are talking to the adoption lawyer. They are mad about Libby and the Frank situation. The lawyer pulls out a paper and tells them he will be disbarred if he knows they want to "buy a baby" the lawyer wants the two of them to sign a "waiver".
Julie is on her way to visit Edie. Susan decides to hobble alongside her daughter. The two of them happen upon Edie getting grocery bags out of the car. Edie then confides to Susie and Julie that the party she is about to throw will also be a surprise wedding to Karl. Susan in a panic tells Edie that Karl hates surprises and a surprise wedding will not be good.
Edie saysw too bad, she will be doing the surprise wedding anyway and then announces she will also be wearing white and won't that be a surprise to everyone as well.
Lynette tells lawyer that she won't give a deposition about Andrew and Bree. He shows her a picture of a bruised Andrew with the marked up face and she starts thinking.
Gaby sees Carlos shoving money into a bag and Carlos tells her that it is for Frank. All 40 thousand of it. Gaby thinks about $8 thousand should be enough as he is just a bouncer in a bar.
Frank is not wanting to sell the baby that Libby is carrying. He starts throwing up the past to Libby and she starts back on him with the same. Gaby is not comfortable with this and wants to leave the club. Libby sense that Gaby is done and tells Frank that the baby she is carrying is not even his, that the last time the rodeo was in town she had a few "rides" at the rodeo. While Frank sits there stunned, Gaby quietly retrieves the bag of money from the table.
Peter introduces Bree to a new Sponsor, "Donna" Peter thinks it will be better not to be involved with Bree.
Lynette shows the picture of a bruised Andrew to Gaby and tells Gaby she is torn about Bree. Gaby tells Lynette that she will side with Bree.
Susan is waiting in the street for Karl to pull up. Susie tells Karl all about Edie's big surprise wedding. A wondering daughter Julie is seen watching from the window.
Donna the new sponsor, is laying the law down with Bree. She announces to Bree that she (Donna) is not a lesbian~because if she was a lesbian, she couldn't be Bree's sponsor. Donna then decides a hike is in order "to clear one's mind"
Karl comes up with the idea that he wants a big planned wedding in an effort to stall Edie. But Edie has another surprise for Karl and Susan, as Edie whips open the door she invites Karl and Susie to come inside as she has something for them both.
Seems Dr Ron had enough time from his busy hospital schedule to drop in on Edie and spill the beans about Susan secretly being married to Karl. 
While Edie stands there seething, the Dr then takes flowers from a vase and hands the vase to Edie, who in turn, promptly throws it at Susan and Karl. 
Andrew is out in his yard playing basketball when Lynette drives up in her new car. She calls Andrew over and offers for him to drive the new car to see if he likes it.
Edie and Karl show up at Susans wanting to discuss "the marriage" Edie is mad that Karl and Susan got married without telling her about it, especially since it was Edie's idea to begin with. Edie calls the two of them "naughty stupid children" that need to be punished. When she tells Susan that she wants a big elaborate wedding, Susan tells Edie that she will throw her a wedding shower. Edie tells Susan that will not work as Edie will not be inviting Susan to the wedding~but, Edie wants Susan to bartend the event
Bree shows up at the deposition of Lynette. As Andrew and the lawyer sit and listen, Lynette denies that Bree was a bad babysitter and tells the lawyer that her kids are wild and escape artists. As Lynette continues to stick up for Bree, Andrew tells the lawyer that Lynette is lying. Lynette says "No" "Actually, I hate liars" all the while glaring at Andrew.
Bree calls Peter and tells him since Donna is her new Sponsor, why cant the two of them be friends? Peter tells Bree to stop calling him.
Well, Edies engagement party is now in full swing. Susan is the bartender and Edie informs Susan to make a drink called the rusty nail. Susan hands a bartending book to Julie to look up the directions and a picture of Karl and Susan pops out from the pages.
At the same time, Gaby and Carlos get word that the birth mother has gone into labor. GABY panics as she thought she had at least another month.
In the meantime, Susan finds Karl at the same party and shows him the picture and wants to know why he still has it. Karl then tells Susan that he is sorry he screwed up in their first marriage and she was the best thing that ever happened to him. When Susan pressures Karl on his love for Edie, Karl grabs Susan and kisses her! As Edie is approaching the bedroom door, Karl literally tosses Susan off the other side of the bed so Edie doesn't see her.
Gaby and Carlos show up at the hospital to see the baby. Gaby just wants to watch at first as Carlos and the nurse wrap the little one up in a blanket. Nurse then hands the baby girl over to Gaby who promptly falls in love with the child and announces it was all worth it to a much delighted Carlos.
Back at Edie's party, she has started opening up gifts. Lynette has given Edie serving bowls, to which Edie announces she will be returning them! Okay, now it's time for Felicia's gift. Small box, but that's okay as good things come in small packages Edie says. Edie then opens the box to find dentures!
A puzzled Edie looks at Felicia who announces that the teeth once belonged to her dead sister Martha and that the murderer Paul Young was in the very room at this party and they are all now in the company of a murderer. Paul then sneaks out of the party.
Peter shows up at the bar where Bree has passed out in a booth. He asks Bree why she didn't call Donna and then carries her out of the bar.
Carlos wants to hold the new baby, but Gaby is "hogging" her up! But Gaby won't share! In the meantime, out in the hospital hallway, an upset Frank has shown up demanding that Libby tell him who the father of the baby is or he will set himself on fire!
Libby then tells Frank that the baby's father is Dale. Seems Dale is Franks younger brother. OH Oh! this can't be good! Gaby decides that they should leave the hospital with the new baby right that minute and runs out the door just as the cops are rushing past them to subdue Frank. 
After struggling with the car seat, they take off out the parking lot.
Bree and Peter are shown sharing coffee.
Gaby is quickly falling in love with the baby.
Susan is thinking about Karl.
Episode ends here.
On the next episode, Carol Burnett shows up as Bree's Mother. A judge tells Gaby to stop stealing babies, to which Gaby responds with "Oh no, we just needed this one"
This weeks episode starts with Bree finding an old cork from a bottle of wine~which, causes her to call her Sponsor Peter. Seems Bree and Peter are really hitting it off. They play cards together on the 5th day. On the 10th day Peter brings Bree Chinese take out food. By the 20th day of no alcohol, while playing chess, Bree decides to make a move on Peter by kissing him on the cheek.
Peter then takes this time to share with Bree that he is also a member of Sex Addicts Anonymous
and any slight touch will get his juices flowing. Oh and he has been celibate for 1 year.Bree goes ahead and plants a big ole kiss on him and he starts ripping his shirt off in response. After we enjoy a slight Gaby style moment on the dining room table, Peter decides he can't do this and runs away.
Meanwhile back at the strip club, Carlos and Gaby are waiting for Libby. Seems they want to give her another gift. This time a camera. When Libby comes over to the table, she demands to know what the two of them are doing there. Meanwhile Frank shows up and announces to Gaby and Carlos that he is Libby's boyfriend. aka the baby's father.
Karl and Susan are eating breakfast with Julie. (about time this girl shows up, Mom did just have surgery ya know) Anyway, Karl takes this time to announce to the 2 of them that he has popped the question to Edie. He also decides to start reminiscing about his and Susans wedding years ago.
Bree finds Andrews lawyer poking around her fridge. He is there to present Bree with a list of witnesses that he plans to depose for the upcoming emancipation trial.
Lynette and Bree meet up in the street. Bree tells Lynette all about joining AA and to thank her for being a friend. Lynette then tells her that she is tired of being mad and they make up. Bree also tells Lynette about Andrew and how he just wants his trust fund to buy a car, and that he is being spiteful. Lynette now begins to question why Bree is apologizing and if it is just because she will be questioned in the deposition. Lynette then tells Bree that she will not lie for her.
Mike has a visit from Felicia. Seems Felicia is still upset about Paul Young murdering her sister Martha. Felicia wants Mike to kill Paul because of said dead sister.
Carlos and Gabrielle are talking to the adoption lawyer. They are mad about Libby and the Frank situation. The lawyer pulls out a paper and tells them he will be disbarred if he knows they want to "buy a baby" the lawyer wants the two of them to sign a "waiver".
Julie is on her way to visit Edie. Susan decides to hobble alongside her daughter. The two of them happen upon Edie getting grocery bags out of the car. Edie then confides to Susie and Julie that the party she is about to throw will also be a surprise wedding to Karl. Susan in a panic tells Edie that Karl hates surprises and a surprise wedding will not be good.
Edie saysw too bad, she will be doing the surprise wedding anyway and then announces she will also be wearing white and won't that be a surprise to everyone as well.
Lynette tells lawyer that she won't give a deposition about Andrew and Bree. He shows her a picture of a bruised Andrew with the marked up face and she starts thinking.
Gaby sees Carlos shoving money into a bag and Carlos tells her that it is for Frank. All 40 thousand of it. Gaby thinks about $8 thousand should be enough as he is just a bouncer in a bar.
Frank is not wanting to sell the baby that Libby is carrying. He starts throwing up the past to Libby and she starts back on him with the same. Gaby is not comfortable with this and wants to leave the club. Libby sense that Gaby is done and tells Frank that the baby she is carrying is not even his, that the last time the rodeo was in town she had a few "rides" at the rodeo. While Frank sits there stunned, Gaby quietly retrieves the bag of money from the table.
Peter introduces Bree to a new Sponsor, "Donna" Peter thinks it will be better not to be involved with Bree.
Lynette shows the picture of a bruised Andrew to Gaby and tells Gaby she is torn about Bree. Gaby tells Lynette that she will side with Bree.
Susan is waiting in the street for Karl to pull up. Susie tells Karl all about Edie's big surprise wedding. A wondering daughter Julie is seen watching from the window.
Donna the new sponsor, is laying the law down with Bree. She announces to Bree that she (Donna) is not a lesbian~because if she was a lesbian, she couldn't be Bree's sponsor.
Donna then decides a hike is in order "to clear one's mind" Karl comes up with the idea that he wants a big planned wedding in an effort to stall Edie. But Edie has another surprise for Karl and Susan, as Edie whips open the door she invites Karl and Susie to come inside as she has something for them both.
Seems Dr Ron had enough time from his busy hospital schedule to drop in on Edie and spill the beans about Susan secretly being married to Karl. While Edie stands there seething, the Dr then takes flowers from a vase and hands the vase to Edie, who in turn, promptly throws it at Susan and Karl. Andrew is out in his yard playing basketball when Lynette drives up in her new car. She calls Andrew over and offers for him to drive the new car to see if he likes it.
Edie and Karl show up at Susans wanting to discuss "the marriage" Edie is mad that Karl and Susan got married without telling her about it, especially since it was Edie's idea to begin with. Edie calls the two of them "naughty stupid children" that need to be punished. When she tells Susan that she wants a big elaborate wedding, Susan tells Edie that she will throw her a wedding shower. Edie tells Susan that will not work as Edie will not be inviting Susan to the wedding~but, Edie wants Susan to bartend the event
Bree shows up at the deposition of Lynette. As Andrew and the lawyer sit and listen, Lynette denies that Bree was a bad babysitter and tells the lawyer that her kids are wild and escape artists. As Lynette continues to stick up for Bree, Andrew tells the lawyer that Lynette is lying. Lynette says "No" "Actually, I hate liars" all the while glaring at Andrew.
Bree calls Peter and tells him since Donna is her new Sponsor, why cant the two of them be friends? Peter tells Bree to stop calling him.
Well, Edies engagement party is now in full swing. Susan is the bartender and Edie informs Susan to make a drink called the rusty nail. Susan hands a bartending book to Julie to look up the directions and a picture of Karl and Susan pops out from the pages.
At the same time, Gaby and Carlos get word that the birth mother has gone into labor. GABY panics as she thought she had at least another month.
In the meantime, Susan finds Karl at the same party and shows him the picture and wants to know why he still has it. Karl then tells Susan that he is sorry he screwed up in their first marriage and she was the best thing that ever happened to him. When Susan pressures Karl on his love for Edie, Karl grabs Susan and kisses her! As Edie is approaching the bedroom door, Karl literally tosses Susan off the other side of the bed so Edie doesn't see her.
Gaby and Carlos show up at the hospital to see the baby. Gaby just wants to watch at first as Carlos and the nurse wrap the little one up in a blanket. Nurse then hands the baby girl over to Gaby who promptly falls in love with the child and announces it was all worth it to a much delighted Carlos.
Back at Edie's party, she has started opening up gifts. Lynette has given Edie serving bowls, to which Edie announces she will be returning them! Okay, now it's time for Felicia's gift. Small box, but that's okay as good things come in small packages Edie says. Edie then opens the box to find dentures!
A puzzled Edie looks at Felicia who announces that the teeth once belonged to her dead sister Martha and that the murderer Paul Young was in the very room at this party and they are all now in the company of a murderer. Paul then sneaks out of the party.
Peter shows up at the bar where Bree has passed out in a booth. He asks Bree why she didn't call Donna and then carries her out of the bar.
Carlos wants to hold the new baby, but Gaby is "hogging" her up! But Gaby won't share! In the meantime, out in the hospital hallway, an upset Frank has shown up demanding that Libby tell him who the father of the baby is or he will set himself on fire!
Libby then tells Frank that the baby's father is Dale. Seems Dale is Franks younger brother. OH Oh! this can't be good! Gaby decides that they should leave the hospital with the new baby right that minute and runs out the door just as the cops are rushing past them to subdue Frank. After struggling with the car seat, they take off out the parking lot.
Bree and Peter are shown sharing coffee.
Gaby is quickly falling in love with the baby.
Susan is thinking about Karl.
Episode ends here.
On the next episode, Carol Burnett shows up as Bree's Mother. A judge tells Gaby to stop stealing babies, to which Gaby responds with "Oh no, we just needed this one"
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thanks ChristmasElf, for the recap! I missed the show last night - DBF and I were out wandering around in the (finally!) spring weather 
i am sooooo furious about andrew - i hope lynette has figured out that she didn't actually hit him. can't believe the baby is here already! what did gaby and carlos name it? is it a boy or girl?
i am sooooo furious about andrew - i hope lynette has figured out that she didn't actually hit him. can't believe the baby is here already! what did gaby and carlos name it? is it a boy or girl?Thumpersmom
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The baby is a girl but I did not hear them call her by name.
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ChristmasElf said:
whoever thought of that one, deserves an award!!!!!btw, thanks for taking the time for the recap Elf!!! I don't know what my friend would do if i didn't print 'em out for her when she forgets to watch it! As someone else stated, she too was outside doing yardwork and enjoying the weather! Thanks again!!!
ps---wonder when they'll get back to the Andrew with the hit&run that killed mama solice??
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Just bumping - is there a new episode tonight?
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Ack - never mind - no show tonight..
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2 Hours if Extreme Makover home ed.
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Here too, I want my DESPERATE!!!!TammyNC said:
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