For those of you that missed last nights 3/12/06 episode:
It opens with a series of flashbacks of some of Paul Young's great accomplishments. He saw the usefullness of Velcro, he also predicted $3 cups of coffee and who woulda thunk it that he is also responsible for the bottled water craze?
Fast forward to present: There is a knock at the door. Seems Detective Sullivan wants to haul his sorry butt downtown. What a coincidence that Felicia happens to be standing out front to witness this. After he arrives downtown, he demands to know why he is being booked instead of just questioned like first thought. He is thrown into a police wagon where 2 hoodlums are waiting for him. When 1 pulls out a knife and starts to thrash around at Paul, we are led to believe he might have a little problem here.
Bree is very organized. She cleans on Tuesdays, pays her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays and then had a little wine after each days chores. Lynette is outside chatting with Susan and Gaby about how Bree did a very shabby job babysitting her kids. After Lynette drives away, Bree asks Gaby what was said and begins to deny her little problem and announces she is going to the mall. The girls smell alcohol on Bree's breath but say nothing to her.
Tom annoys Lynette at work with his advertisement displays. Tom confronts her and wants to know why she doesnt like the work. He reminds her that she is the boss, a thought that obviously bothers him.
Oooopppppsss!!! Seems Susan's real surgeon had a little mishap while rollerskating with his son! As he stands there with his arm way up in the air, Susan says "I hope you are a lefty"!!!
Ron the lovesick Doctor is standing by the surgeons side. Seems Ron will do the operation while the rollerskating surgeon will guide him through the procedure!! In the meantime, "Nancy Nurse" has followed the two Drs. in with a huge vase of roses. Ron wants Susan to read the card and kisses her goodbye. "Nancy Nurse" fills Susan in on how romantic Ron is and wants to read the card as she helped him pick the flowers out!
Cut to Carlos and Gaby at the adoption agency. The woman there informs them that they need pictures to show they are quality people. This doesn't sit well with Gaby who exclaims " So let me get this straight, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local Gas and Gulp, and she is going to make sure we are Quality people"????
Carlos uncomfortably tells the adoption lady that she doesnt have to answer that!!
Andrew sees Bree in the yard reading a newspaper and tells her she doesnt need to hide her wine glass from him. Seems Andrew wants a car and needs his trust fund to pay for it. Bree informs him that he will not touch that until he is 21. They argue and Bree slaps Andrew when he calls her a "mean old drunk" and he storms away.
While Susan is napping, seems hubby Carl is doing a little lite reading of Susies lovesick Doctors card. After they have a little chat, he leaves laughing and tells "Nancy Nurse" to "take care of his WIFE"
Gaby and Carlos are sifting through pictures to make a photo book for the adoption agency. Seems these pics pose a bit of a problem though as most of them have Gaby topless! The two trot on over to Lynettes and ask her if they could pose with her kids and be fake godparents to them as well.
Felicia comes across Mike Delfino in the street. Mike wants to know why Felicia is back in town. She informs him that she has unfinished business, and also takes the opportunity to tell him about the cops taking Paul away last night and that he would probably be gone for a while. Mike turns to see a somewhat distraught Zach on the phone.
Mike calls Noah and demands to know what is going on. Mike assumes Noah had Paul killed and tells Noah that he is going to tell Zach.
Tom doesnt care for Lynettes burned meatloaf. He tells her that she didnt give 100% to cooking the meal for her family and brings up his ad campaign from work. He wants Lynette to apologize for critisizing his work.
GAG alert here. Andrew and his boyfriend are sitting on a park bench. Andrew is placing a ring on said boyfriends finger and said boyfriend gets up and socks Andrew in the jaw!!!. One more time, says Andrew. When the boyfriend objects, Andrew asks him if he loves him! So said boyfriend winds up and slugs Andrew again!
Tom was really bothering me tonight with his pain in the neck need for being important. When he wrestles with Lynette on the bed, he gets upset and accuses her of needing to always be on top and in control. He feels he is second banana to her and he don't like it.
"Nancy Nurse" is upset with Susan and puts the blood pressure cuff on her tightly. She asks Susan about why Carl called Susan his wife yesterday and then proceeds to call Susan a lying skank and leaves the room. Susan grabs her IV and some other machine and high tails it after her to the nurses station. At the station, she confides to the nurse about the insurance situation. Nancy Nurse is suddenly cool with that and just doesn't want the Dr to get his feelings hurt. The nurse then informs Susan that she failed her nurses exam so she was cool about the insurance deal.
Bree comes down the stairs to find a man in the foyer. The man informs Bree that he is Andrews lawyer. When Andrew walks into the room with a black and blue face, Bree asks him what happened. Andrew tells Bree that because she hit him, he was all bruised up. Bree tells the lawyer that Andrew is acting this whole thing out and just wants his trust fund money. The lawyer doesnt want to hear it and gives Bree 24 hours to think about Andrews demands of immancipation!
Gaby and Carlos are back at the adoption agency with their book of pictures of them with Lynette and Toms kids. While sitting there with the adoption lady looking at the pics, Gaby struggles with trying to remmeber the kids names. Enter Helen- you remember Helen. John the gardeners Mother!!!
When Helen takes the time to fill the other lady in on how Gaby "raped" her son and that Carlos was a former prison inmate, Gaby tries to defend her past actions. Helen hen decides that she will take over the Solices file and taht would be that. Sensing that Gaby and Carlos need not go baby shopping just yet!
Lynette goes to the hospital to visit Susan. Susie wants to break up with Dr Ron but isn't feeling the spark needed to have a relationship with him.
Carlos and Gaby are not too happy with the way the adoption process is going. Gaby tells Carlos that what they have done in the past shouldn't matter, and that they would get a baby no matter what.
Mike goes to Zach and starts to talk to him when suddenly Felicia shows up at the door with a plate of maccaroons. When Paul shows up getting out of a police car, (a tad beat up) we are all surprised to say the least. Paul goes in the house but not before, grabbing a cookie and saying to Felicia "Now how did you know that I LOVE maccaroons"? hmmmm.
When the commercial break is over, Mike and Paul are discussing Noah and what to do about Zach meeting him. Zach comes downstairs and announces that he will meet the Grandfather if it means that Noah would leave them alone.
Tom and Lynette are in the elevator at work when Tom hits the button to stop the elevator car and informs Lynette that he needs to "drive the train" once in a while. He then starts to kiss and molest her in the elevator!
Gaby and Carlos meet with a man that claims he can get them a baby. Gaby hands him a check for 20 thousand dollars to get started.
Zach meets Noah the Grandfather. Zach makes Grandpa promise not to touch Paul or else he would never see him again. He tells Noah that Paul is the only father he has ever known and that hurts Mike a little (Mike was standing in the hallway)
Next scene we see Carl sitting in the hospital waiting room and Mike walks in with lilacs.Carl tells Mike all about the lovesick Doctor. When Susan is wheeled down the hallway, doped up for surgery, Mike tells her good luck in surgery. Susie tells Mike that it means a lot to her that he came down to see her.
When Susan is in the operating room, the Doctor suddenly decides to tell Susan how he feels. When he says I love you to her, Susan says "I love Mike" and this causes the nurse to drop they tray and tell him all bout her "marriage" and why does the Dr fall in love so easily? she runs from the room!! Now the love sick Dr is unhappy about Susies confession, and when the rollerskating one armed surgeon shows up asking if all were ready, Lovesick Doctor announces "Lets cut this ***** open"
Bree is now dumping all her wine down the sink and Andrew thinks she will not fool the judge. He wants her to reconsider him getting his trust fund. She will not relent and when Andrew calls her a stone cold *****, she hurls a bottle at the refrigerator. She tells him that they are still connected even if Andrew hates her.
She is next seen at her AA meeting. After the meeting though, she would still hit that bottle.
Next episode shows Bree getting locked in a Dept store. Carlos and Gaby meeting a couple of prospective mothers to be, and Mike threatening Ron to leave Susan alone.
...thanx Elf! 
