Blueeyes101817
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i love the DH commercials
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TiggerPiglet
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I've enjoyed the DH commercials too. I like when Shaq is crying over Susan and Mike's breakup 
bubba's mom
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it's new tonight...... 
gonna be in my pj's in my nice warm bed watching DH and GA....(gotta watch to see how it all ends!)
gonna be in my pj's in my nice warm bed watching DH and GA....(gotta watch to see how it all ends!)
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PooohBear said:I'm already in my PJsI can't wait to watch both shows !!
I'm trying to get my pj's on...........
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Finally, another NEW episode 2/12/06 "Silly People"
What? You weren't invited to Maxine Bennets house? Well then, you must NOT be amongst the creme de le creme of Fairviews society then! Bree is totally up in arms over what a show she puts on with all of her perfectly prepared dishes and the perfection of her cooking. Bree was planning to make it her goal to prove that Maxine was a fraud. Bree compliments Maxine on her food while asking for the phone number of her caterer. Maxine haughtily tells Bree and the 9 other women that she did it all herself and that maybe Bree wasn't quite as "organized" as she was.
It seems that ole Maxine might lose her social status though, as the FBI burst in on her little shindig. "Maxine Bennet, you are under arrest, for involuntary servitude"
proclaims the head honcho while grasping the arm of a towel weilding Chinese girl.
WOW! Color me impressed, as Maxine starts yelling in Chinese no less at the girl. But, as the narrator says "the proof is in the pudding"
Next morning shows Susan and Edie toddling on over to Bree's house to ask her about the freindship Bree has formed with Betty Applewhite. Bree claims she knows what she is doing and that essentially the girls shouldn't be concerned. Edie leaves, Bree storms into the house with her ice cream, leaving Susan standing in the driveway alone.
Meanwhile, Tom is headed into his new office-you know the same Advertising office that his wife Lynette works at, it seems though that Ed (boss) is not too impressed with Tom's campaigns. But all is not lost here. When Tom casually mentions that he was in a fraternity, Ed perks up and announces he and Tom would have lunch together and discuss the fraternity angle.
Gaby arrives home to find Carlos in their driveway speaking with a preist who has brought the Chinese girl (sans towel) with him asking if Carlos and Gaby could give her a place to stay until she gets shipped back to China. Gaby fumes at Carlos and drives away.
Bree and her daughter have a little chat about Caleb. Danielle tells her mother that she should just go on over to Bettys house and ask her what is going on. Bree tells Danielle (in so many words) not a good idea.
Susan pays a visit to her ex-Karl, asks him if there is anyone she can sue for being dropped from her medical insurance. Susan comes in and tells Carl and Edie that "her spleen is careening into her heart" and that she needs an operation NOW.Karl has no money to loan her though as he and Edie just plopped down their savings to buy a ski condo. Susan doesnt need a loan though, she needs insurance. Edie then comes up with the idea that Susan needs a husband to get a good health plan. Susan could have a sham wedding on a Monday night, and be fully covered by Tuesday morning!
But then decides that a little prayer might be a better idea when Susan looks to Karl.!!! 
Well it seems that Gaby has her new visitor after all and boy, she can sew and cook and hey! maybe this girl can stay after all.
While Gaby and Carlos are getting (almost) busy, Gaby tells Carlos the girl should stay. Carlos thinks otherwise. 
Edie has found Susan a husband. One catch though, he's GAY. Seems this guy wants to fool his Mother so it works for him. Seems Mom is 81 and he wants an inheritance from her (Mom) so all will be well if he fools her into giving the money to him when she passes on.
He can do this by getting married.
Mrs Hubers sister is playing Nurse maid to Noah Foster and gives him an envelope.
She eaves drops on his phone call to Fosters "phone a thug" telling this person he wants to see Mike Delfino as he has been holding out on him.
Bree sees Betty leaving the house and sneaks over to pay a little visit to Caleb. Seems as though that key collection of all the neighbors house keys has come in handy as she lets herself in at the Applewhites.
Ed and Tom are quite the pranksters. Lynette finds her husband about to eat a donut out of the toilet!
Cut back to Bree and Caleb... Caleb tells Bree that he has a room in the basement and shows it to her. Bree sees the locks and chains and asks Caleb about it. Caleb explains that he hurt a girl and then she died.
Susan tells Mike that she needs surgery. Meanwhile a visitor shows up and asks Mike where Noah Taylors grandchild is. This guy wants to have a look around and Mike tells him to tell Taylor that he will be over in the morning.
Gaby has to woo the Chinese girl. While the girl is brushing Gaby's hair, Gaby bribes her with jewelry.
Susan shows up at the chapel to get married. Her "groom" introduces her to his boyfriend, who promptly pitches a fit, BUT, he does hand her a small wedding cake while complaining about this wedding. Seems he is a little ticked that his boyfriend wants to marry Susan but not go to Holland and marry HIM. At the last minute though the guy jilts Susan at the altar and goes running after his boyfriend. Poor Susie. She still has that cake tho.
Karl finds Susan sitting on the porch fork in hand eating away at that cake. He tells her that he will marry her and has an excellent health plan. Let's just not tell Edie. He even proposes. It will be their little secret.
Gaby has to say goodbye to her new seamstress/hairdresser as she is being shipped back to China. She doesn't get far though as the girl wants to stay. Gaby wins after all.
Tom is now known as "toilet boy" at the office and Lynette is not happy. She wants the pranks to end. She goes to Ed and wants to end the games where Ed decides if she eats a pound of raw bacon all would end well. The whole office gathers as Ed presents the bacon for her to chow on. Boy that "bacon" looked almost real too. But Lynette does manage to get it down and saves the office from any more games. Pass the Pepto.
An unhappy Betty pays a visit to Bree. Seems Betty wants to know why Bree came to visit her son. Bree pours Betty a drink and informs her that they will be chatting.
Mike goes to visit Noah Taylor and tells him about Zach. Taylor wants to see Zach. Mike has 2 days to bring Zach for a visit.
Betty tells Bree ablout Caleb, and that he is slow but still her son. Betty tells Bree all about Malanie Foster, and that her job as a mother is to protect her son.
OOps. Show is over!
Next week looks funny. Bree is passed out on the lawn, her son turns the sprinklers on to wake her. Looks like Edie finds a ring, hmmm.
And Gaby's Mom is coming to visit, and it looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that side of the family.
What? You weren't invited to Maxine Bennets house? Well then, you must NOT be amongst the creme de le creme of Fairviews society then! Bree is totally up in arms over what a show she puts on with all of her perfectly prepared dishes and the perfection of her cooking. Bree was planning to make it her goal to prove that Maxine was a fraud. Bree compliments Maxine on her food while asking for the phone number of her caterer. Maxine haughtily tells Bree and the 9 other women that she did it all herself and that maybe Bree wasn't quite as "organized" as she was.
It seems that ole Maxine might lose her social status though, as the FBI burst in on her little shindig. "Maxine Bennet, you are under arrest, for involuntary servitude"
proclaims the head honcho while grasping the arm of a towel weilding Chinese girl.WOW! Color me impressed, as Maxine starts yelling in Chinese no less at the girl. But, as the narrator says "the proof is in the pudding"
Next morning shows Susan and Edie toddling on over to Bree's house to ask her about the freindship Bree has formed with Betty Applewhite. Bree claims she knows what she is doing and that essentially the girls shouldn't be concerned. Edie leaves, Bree storms into the house with her ice cream, leaving Susan standing in the driveway alone.
Meanwhile, Tom is headed into his new office-you know the same Advertising office that his wife Lynette works at, it seems though that Ed (boss) is not too impressed with Tom's campaigns. But all is not lost here. When Tom casually mentions that he was in a fraternity, Ed perks up and announces he and Tom would have lunch together and discuss the fraternity angle.
Gaby arrives home to find Carlos in their driveway speaking with a preist who has brought the Chinese girl (sans towel) with him asking if Carlos and Gaby could give her a place to stay until she gets shipped back to China. Gaby fumes at Carlos and drives away.
Bree and her daughter have a little chat about Caleb. Danielle tells her mother that she should just go on over to Bettys house and ask her what is going on. Bree tells Danielle (in so many words) not a good idea.
Susan pays a visit to her ex-Karl, asks him if there is anyone she can sue for being dropped from her medical insurance. Susan comes in and tells Carl and Edie that "her spleen is careening into her heart" and that she needs an operation NOW.Karl has no money to loan her though as he and Edie just plopped down their savings to buy a ski condo. Susan doesnt need a loan though, she needs insurance. Edie then comes up with the idea that Susan needs a husband to get a good health plan. Susan could have a sham wedding on a Monday night, and be fully covered by Tuesday morning!
But then decides that a little prayer might be a better idea when Susan looks to Karl.!!! Well it seems that Gaby has her new visitor after all and boy, she can sew and cook and hey! maybe this girl can stay after all.
While Gaby and Carlos are getting (almost) busy, Gaby tells Carlos the girl should stay. Carlos thinks otherwise. Edie has found Susan a husband. One catch though, he's GAY. Seems this guy wants to fool his Mother so it works for him. Seems Mom is 81 and he wants an inheritance from her (Mom) so all will be well if he fools her into giving the money to him when she passes on.
He can do this by getting married.Mrs Hubers sister is playing Nurse maid to Noah Foster and gives him an envelope.
She eaves drops on his phone call to Fosters "phone a thug" telling this person he wants to see Mike Delfino as he has been holding out on him.
Bree sees Betty leaving the house and sneaks over to pay a little visit to Caleb. Seems as though that key collection of all the neighbors house keys has come in handy as she lets herself in at the Applewhites.
Ed and Tom are quite the pranksters. Lynette finds her husband about to eat a donut out of the toilet!
Cut back to Bree and Caleb... Caleb tells Bree that he has a room in the basement and shows it to her. Bree sees the locks and chains and asks Caleb about it. Caleb explains that he hurt a girl and then she died.
Susan tells Mike that she needs surgery. Meanwhile a visitor shows up and asks Mike where Noah Taylors grandchild is. This guy wants to have a look around and Mike tells him to tell Taylor that he will be over in the morning.
Gaby has to woo the Chinese girl. While the girl is brushing Gaby's hair, Gaby bribes her with jewelry.
Susan shows up at the chapel to get married. Her "groom" introduces her to his boyfriend, who promptly pitches a fit, BUT, he does hand her a small wedding cake while complaining about this wedding. Seems he is a little ticked that his boyfriend wants to marry Susan but not go to Holland and marry HIM. At the last minute though the guy jilts Susan at the altar and goes running after his boyfriend. Poor Susie. She still has that cake tho.
Karl finds Susan sitting on the porch fork in hand eating away at that cake. He tells her that he will marry her and has an excellent health plan. Let's just not tell Edie. He even proposes. It will be their little secret.
Gaby has to say goodbye to her new seamstress/hairdresser as she is being shipped back to China. She doesn't get far though as the girl wants to stay. Gaby wins after all.
Tom is now known as "toilet boy" at the office and Lynette is not happy. She wants the pranks to end. She goes to Ed and wants to end the games where Ed decides if she eats a pound of raw bacon all would end well. The whole office gathers as Ed presents the bacon for her to chow on. Boy that "bacon" looked almost real too. But Lynette does manage to get it down and saves the office from any more games. Pass the Pepto.
An unhappy Betty pays a visit to Bree. Seems Betty wants to know why Bree came to visit her son. Bree pours Betty a drink and informs her that they will be chatting.
Mike goes to visit Noah Taylor and tells him about Zach. Taylor wants to see Zach. Mike has 2 days to bring Zach for a visit.
Betty tells Bree ablout Caleb, and that he is slow but still her son. Betty tells Bree all about Malanie Foster, and that her job as a mother is to protect her son.
OOps. Show is over!
Next week looks funny. Bree is passed out on the lawn, her son turns the sprinklers on to wake her. Looks like Edie finds a ring, hmmm.
And Gaby's Mom is coming to visit, and it looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that side of the family.
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Thank you ChristmasElf.....very nicely done....once again!! 
Philadisney
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thank you for the recap!!! i missed the first 10 minutes and you cleared a lot of things up for me!! 
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Maria Conchita Alonso is Gaby's Mom!
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PixieDust32 said:
And it looks as she is as "free spirited" as Gabrielle is!
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ChristmasElf said:And it looks as she is as "free spirited" as Gabrielle is!
LOL!
Yes.
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TammyNC said:
I did too, more so than ususal. Laughed out loud at Susan's attempted wedding--love actor Michael McDonald!
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talicskai said:
i know of people who download tv shows off of a thing called "torrent" using a bit-torrent program, such as: bitcomet (downloadable)....use google to find bitcomet and do a search..maybe that'll help...good luck!
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bumpin'.....can't wait for tonight and to meet Gabs' mom....
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I'm eagerly waiting for another new episode of DH!!!
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Gabby!! "I don't care if she shot triplets out her ***....." AND...... "I'm pulling out....watch your b---s!"
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