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Beth76 said:
And for Carl. That kid is a brat and needs to be reminded of his little "infraction".

Yeah! So, why doesn't Bree bring THAT up?? C'mon....... ::yes:: That's Andrew's problem....he needs a "man's" (father figure) disicipline and to realize his mother will always love him..no matter what! I loved Lynette kissing Carlos and Carlos getting the wrong idea.... :rotfl: ....... Hoping Susan and Mike will patch things up...she is seeming sincere (& we know she is!). As far as the Applewhites....I cannot wait for next weeks show! :banana: Going to be good....looking forward to an explanation out of her! I wonder why the police hadn't talked to them yet??

(Sorry I couldn't post till this morning.....MY pc went down, so we're back to sharing DH's and he was gaming online last night after DH....so, I'm going to wait patiently for him to fix/hook-up the other pc.) Funny how after a good night's sleep, you forget most of the funny little things that make the show great!!!
 
:sad: I am so mad! :mad: I went to bed around 10:30 to watch desparate housewives and grey's anatamy. Well, it didn't record either! I don't knwo what happened, but I've been waiting so long for a new DH and I missed it! I know it was a good one too. Ugh, I'm so mad. ANyone want to recap for me. :flower3:
 
Carlos's and Lynnett's Kiss was hilarious :rotfl2:

I think he was kidding about having the affair with Lynnett. :confused:

Gaby getting naked next week! :scared1: My Hubby wants to see that so bad, lol pig! Too bad for him they won't show anything. :rotfl:
 
GalDisney said:
The first few minutes Desperate Housewives was in Spanish! And I couldnt understand anything. lol .i was ticked off. Did this happen to anyone else?

That happened to me too! :confused3 Not only was it in Spanish, it was full of static so I just turned the TV down and tried to read lips. (not well I might add!)

I wonder if it was an Central FL thing or a Directv thing?
 

How weird the Spanish thing! I think Telemundo put a spell on ABC. LOL! :rotfl:
 
That's weird with the Spanish coming on :confused3

Anyway, I thought last night's show was good too. I can't wait to see what the deal is with the Applewhites and why that guy wanted Caleb. He was really weird with that inhaler and everything :eek:

I'm wondering if Zach has really changed? I have a feeling we'll be seeing a kidnapped Julie down the line ;)

The storyline with Gabby/Tom/Lynnette was really funny, especially when Lynnette kissed Carlos to prove a point.

I'm glad Andrew was put in his place by Carl, but I have a funny feeling that won't last for long. I really hate Andrew's character. To me there's no real reason for him to be so mad at Bree. I can understand him being upset that she doesn't approve of his lifestyle, but to get to the point of blackmailing her and wanting to make her life miserable is a little over the top for me. Bree would have acted the same way if she would have caught him in bed with a girl, he is still a minor after all.
 
christinadei said:
:sad: I am so mad! :mad: I went to bed around 10:30 to watch desparate housewives and grey's anatamy. Well, it didn't record either! I don't knwo what happened, but I've been waiting so long for a new DH and I missed it! I know it was a good one too. Ugh, I'm so mad. ANyone want to recap for me. :flower3:

I hate when that happens!!!

But here ya go, At a neighborhood party, Lynettes husband Tom was saying he was a band geek in high school and that none of the cheerleaders would ever have anything to do with him or band geeks. Gaby was sitting there and grabbed Tom and said "well, on behalf of all the cheerleaders" and then proceeded to plant a big long kiss on Tom. This did not sit too well with Lynette who then told Gaby after the party that she did not appreciate the fact that she kissed her husband. Gaby was surprised at this as she didn't think there would be a problem as they were all friends.
Susan runs into Mike outside and apologizes again for sending Zach away.
Paul tries to "bond" with Zach by talking about home schooling Zach. Paul denies to Zach that he murdered Mrs. Huber.
Brees son Andrew is outside playing tonsil hockey with his new boyfriend. She confronts him and threatens to sending him back to Camp Hennesy.
Meanwhile over at the Aplewhite household, the basement stairs are getting weak maybe from termites and Betty tells Matthew that they need to be looked at.
Edie is jogging through the neighborhood and sees a man sitting in a car for too long on the street and demands to know what he is doing., just sitting in a car.
Susan and her dd Julie are getting out of the car and Zach approaches them and says he will not be bothering them anymore and not to tell Paul that he was talking to them. Susan decides she feels sorry for Zach.
Bree tells Lynette about Gaby having an affair with the teenage gardener
John.
Susan sets up a bowling date with Julie Mike and Zach at the bowling alley so Mike can get to see Zach. Susan wants to mend fences with Mike.
Bree takes croissants and juice up to Andrew in the mnorning only to find Andrew in bed with Josh his "lab partner". She then flips out and Andrew threatens to blackmail Bree about George's death.
Tom goes grocery shopping and Gaby helps him carry in the grocery bags. Lynette is not too happy when she arrives home to find Gaby in her kitchen.
Gaby then tells Carlos that he should have an affair so that they would then be back on level ground in their relationship.
Betty and Matthew leave the house and the suspicious man from earlier goes in the house. He breaks Caleb out of the chains in the basement saying he wants to help him. As he tries to get Caleb to leave the caged area, Caleb resists. The man pulls a gun on Caleb and while walking back downstairs, falls through the stairs and accidently shoots himself.
Caleb then is found eating ice cream at the kitchen table when Betty and Matthew arrive back home.
Bree approaches Carl with a 100$ retainer fee to have Carl threaten Andrew with a lawsuit for threatening black mail.
Betty and Matthew go through the dead mans wallet and sees his name is/was Monroe. Monroes cell phone goes off "insert Mission Impossible ring tone here"
Fats forward to Gaby playing with her blender. Lynette apologizes and they have a milkshake together. As Lynette is leaving she decides to plant one on Carlos so Gaby can see what jeolousy feels like.
Julie and Susan are bowling with Mike when Zach shows up. They all bowl a game, but Mike still hasn't told Zach he is his real Dad.
Betty and Matthew put the dead mans body in the trunk of his car which is parked in front of their house.
Bree, Carl and Andrew are eating dinner together and Bree informs Andrew that she will sue him if he thinks he will be blackmailing his mother. Carl throws Andrew up against the wall and tells him he better start repecting Bree or he will have Carl breathing respect down his throat.
The next morning Carlos sees Lynette and asks her what she woukld think of him having an affair, and wants to know her thoughts on the subject. He also tells her he thought the kiss she gave him was great.
Paul finds the bowling score sheet in Zachs room and punches Mike in the face telling him to stay away from Zach.
Susan sees them fighting while driving by, and slams into tha back of the dead mans car causing the trunk to fly open exposing the body.
Paul, Mike and Suan are in the street along with the cat lady from the neighborhood, while the Applewhites are standing on the porch looking like they are a little worried.
Edie suspects the Applewhites are possibly behind it with the dead man and compares notes with the rest of the gang. Betty tells Matthew she is worried now.
Zach and Julie are talking in the yard and Julie kisses Zachs cheek. Show ends here with narration on kissing and what it all could mean.

Now you are back in the know!!! :cool1:
 
I didn't understand why Bree didn't just say to Andrew, "And I can tell the police that you ran over Carlos' mother!"
 
When the creepy inhaler guy's cell phone rang, it said FOSTER. Is that the family of the girl in Chicago (the reason the Applewhites are running)? The girl Caleb assaulted/killed/whatever?
 
They didn't go into too much detail on Caleb last night other than have him (Caleb) say that his Mother would be mad if she saw him gone. They did show the name FOSTER but that was all.

I was also a little surprised that Bree didn't mention Carlos' mother getting hit by Andrew. That kid is proving to be quite the PIA to her!
 
The thing with Andrew is he's not really gay. He hates Bree enough that he'll do anything to tick her off. That just shows how sick the kid is.
And I'm sure a mom wouldn't let her hs son have his girlfriend spend the night either.
 
Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooo much for the update. I can't believe I missed such a great show. You better believe next week I'll check before it's too late! Wow, what a great show.
 
TiggerPiglet said:
I'm glad Andrew was put in his place by Carl, but I have a funny feeling that won't last for long. I really hate Andrew's character. To me there's no real reason for him to be so mad at Bree. I can understand him being upset that she doesn't approve of his lifestyle, but to get to the point of blackmailing her and wanting to make her life miserable is a little over the top for me. Bree would have acted the same way if she would have caught him in bed with a girl, he is still a minor after all.

::yes:: that was my favorite part of the show. GO CARL. i cannot STAND andrew and was soooo happy to see his stupid little blackmail plan foiled. really don't like that kid!
 
ChristmasElf said:
I hate when that happens!!!

But here ya go, At a neighborhood party, Lynettes husband Tom was saying he was a band geek in high school and that none of the cheerleaders would ever have anything to do with him or band geeks. Gaby was sitting there and grabbed Tom and said "well, on behalf of all the cheerleaders" and then proceeded to plant a big long kiss on Tom. This did not sit too well with Lynette who then told Gaby after the party that she did not appreciate the fact that she kissed her husband. Gaby was surprised at this as she didn't think there would be a problem as they were all friends.
Susan runs into Mike outside and apologizes again for sending Zach away.
Paul tries to "bond" with Zach by talking about home schooling Zach. Paul denies to Zach that he murdered Mrs. Huber.
Brees son Andrew is outside playing tonsil hockey with his new boyfriend. She confronts him and threatens to sending him back to Camp Hennesy.
Meanwhile over at the Aplewhite household, the basement stairs are getting weak maybe from termites and Betty tells Matthew that they need to be looked at.
Edie is jogging through the neighborhood and sees a man sitting in a car for too long on the street and demands to know what he is doing., just sitting in a car.
Susan and her dd Julie are getting out of the car and Zach approaches them and says he will not be bothering them anymore and not to tell Paul that he was talking to them. Susan decides she feels sorry for Zach.
Bree tells Lynette about Gaby having an affair with the teenage gardener
John.
Susan sets up a bowling date with Julie Mike and Zach at the bowling alley so Mike can get to see Zach. Susan wants to mend fences with Mike.
Bree takes croissants and juice up to Andrew in the mnorning only to find Andrew in bed with Josh his "lab partner". She then flips out and Andrew threatens to blackmail Bree about George's death.
Tom goes grocery shopping and Gaby helps him carry in the grocery bags. Lynette is not too happy when she arrives home to find Gaby in her kitchen.
Gaby then tells Carlos that he should have an affair so that they would then be back on level ground in their relationship.
Betty and Matthew leave the house and the suspicious man from earlier goes in the house. He breaks Caleb out of the chains in the basement saying he wants to help him. As he tries to get Caleb to leave the caged area, Caleb resists. The man pulls a gun on Caleb and while walking back downstairs, falls through the stairs and accidently shoots himself.
Caleb then is found eating ice cream at the kitchen table when Betty and Matthew arrive back home.
Bree approaches Carl with a 100$ retainer fee to have Carl threaten Andrew with a lawsuit for threatening black mail.
Betty and Matthew go through the dead mans wallet and sees his name is/was Monroe. Monroes cell phone goes off "insert Mission Impossible ring tone here"
Fats forward to Gaby playing with her blender. Lynette apologizes and they have a milkshake together. As Lynette is leaving she decides to plant one on Carlos so Gaby can see what jeolousy feels like.
Julie and Susan are bowling with Mike when Zach shows up. They all bowl a game, but Mike still hasn't told Zach he is his real Dad.
Betty and Matthew put the dead mans body in the trunk of his car which is parked in front of their house.
Bree, Carl and Andrew are eating dinner together and Bree informs Andrew that she will sue him if he thinks he will be blackmailing his mother. Carl throws Andrew up against the wall and tells him he better start repecting Bree or he will have Carl breathing respect down his throat.
The next morning Carlos sees Lynette and asks her what she woukld think of him having an affair, and wants to know her thoughts on the subject. He also tells her he thought the kiss she gave him was great.
Paul finds the bowling score sheet in Zachs room and punches Mike in the face telling him to stay away from Zach.
Susan sees them fighting while driving by, and slams into tha back of the dead mans car causing the trunk to fly open exposing the body.
Paul, Mike and Suan are in the street along with the cat lady from the neighborhood, while the Applewhites are standing on the porch looking like they are a little worried.
Edie suspects the Applewhites are possibly behind it with the dead man and compares notes with the rest of the gang. Betty tells Matthew she is worried now.
Zach and Julie are talking in the yard and Julie kisses Zachs cheek. Show ends here with narration on kissing and what it all could mean.

Now you are back in the know!!! :cool1:

Brees son Andrew is outside playing tonsil hockey with his new boyfriend. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: I did see the show last night, but I really enjoyed reading your recap of last nights episode.
 
ChristmasElf said:
I was also a little surprised that Bree didn't mention Carlos' mother getting hit by Andrew. That kid is proving to be quite the PIA to her!

I totally forgot about that. I'm wondering if the writers are hoping that we all forget about that, because his hitting Carlos' mother and running is far worse than what Bree did.
 
Awesome show last night! I do really think that Carlos was serious about asking Lynette to have an affair! Hilarious!!! :rotfl2:
 
GalDisney said:
The first few minutes Desperate Housewives was in Spanish! And I couldnt understand anything. lol .i was ticked off. Did this happen to anyone else?

Yup! Here too! I wasn't happy and was afraid for a moment the whole show would be that way.
 
TiggerPiglet said:
I totally forgot about that. I'm wondering if the writers are hoping that we all forget about that, because his hitting Carlos' mother and running is far worse than what Bree did.

yes...but what telling what Andrew did...will also implicate Bree (and Rex even though he's dead)...they covered it up.

and they never found andrew's car when it went into the lake/river? if I remember correctly - it was a "hot little car" given to him by his father as a 'bribe gift?"...and it just went missing?

some nosey neighbor wasn't paying attention!
 
stinkerbelle said:
yes...but what telling what Andrew did...will also implicate Bree (and Rex even though he's dead)...they covered it up.

and they never found andrew's car when it went into the lake/river? if I remember correctly - it was a "hot little car" given to him by his father as a 'bribe gift?"...and it just went missing?

some nosey neighbor wasn't paying attention!

You're right, if she turns him in, she'll be turning herself in. I didn't think about that :)
 
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