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[bengalbelle]

Or maybe he already knows he is sterile and messing with her BCPs was his way of finding out whether or not she was cheating. Wasn't it right around the time that he was suspecting it that he started tampering with her pills. Maybe that was the reason for the smug smile, maybe it's because now he knows she's cheating.

In the previews for next week didn't Carlos tell John he should come back to work for them because he was almost like family? Or did I imagine this?

 

[christinadei]

In the previews for next week didn't Carlos tell John he should come back to work for them because he was almost like family? Or did I imagine this?

Yeah, he did say that. Carlos doesn't know yet about him though, so.....

 

[NHmomof2princesses]

 

[dis4me]

Ok no answers about Lynette and his big secret but he sure looked cute in his outfit for her LOL
I knew the PI would tell Paul but I never predicted the whole Felicia deal would cause him to leave Wisteria and Zach behind.
I wonder if Susan will forgive Mike and now he will be too busy for her.

Why isn't Carlos in jail????

 

[kbkids]

Why isn't Carlos in jail????

I've been wondering the same thing.

 

[spb999]

Anyone up for giving a recap of the high points....I fell asleep and forgot to tape it as I usually do

 

[Hillbeans]

All of the loose ends are getting tied up...


Spoilers below if you don't want to read stop now.









Lets see....Gabrielle told the gardner that she was pregnant and it could be his baby. He kind of freaked out and came back to her house the next day and tried to get in to talk to Carlos (he was in the bath tub). Carlos told Gabby that it was probably his mother who tampered with her BC pills (lie). Next week Gabby tells Carlos that "Maybe this baby's not yours"....ooh!

Lynnette and her husband are having problems - she buys a french maid costume to try to get her husband to have sex with her (it's been 10 days for them with no sex, a new record). SHe buys this french maid outfit and falls asleep on the couch and unfortunately her husband brings home a client - funny. The next day he surprises Lynnette in the bedroon with a lepoard thong.

Susan finds out that Mike was in jail, but that he didn't kill the police officer on purpose - it was self defense and he was trying to protect his wife - the one who is probably in the box cut into pieces.....which makes it almost certain that Mike is Zac's father.

Paul is trying to skip town, but Zac won't leave....he drugs Zac to try and get him to leave town, but Mrs. Huber's sister catches on and saves Zac and brings him over to her house. Paul comes over later to find him, and Mrs. Huber's sister shows him journal entries that Mrs Huber was blackmailing Mary Alice (the "I know what you did" note from the first episode) because she knew that Paul and Mary Alice kidnapped Zac as a baby from a drug addict mother (Mike's wife I think). She also told Paul that she knows he killed her sister. She wants to keep Zac.

Sorry if I forgot some names or the details are sketchy.....

 

[spb999]

Hillbeans - thanks for the update !

 

[christinadei]

Did they say that Deidra was Mike's wife? I don't remember them saying that? It will be interesting to find out if Zack is Mike's baby.

 

[dis4me]

I don't think they said it last night but I think he said once before he was married. Deirdra's dad said you left her and married someone safe so I think he was married to someone else.

 

[Hillbeans]

Deidre - I couldn't remember her name!

I'm just assuming Deidre and Mike were married, but maybe not. I do however think it was her baby (now a teenager Zac), who was taken by Paul and Mary Alice. I also think it's possible that Zac was once Mike's baby also.

 

[christinadei]

I don't think they said it last night but I think he said once before he was married. Deirdra's dad said you left her and married someone safe so I think he was married to someone else.

So do you think he was married to Deidra and then left her and married someone else? I don't. It sounds like maybe they were together, and she wouldn't get off drugs, so that's probably why he left her and married someone else. I'm sure there will be a whole new story line behind that wife! But I don't think he was married to Deidra.

 

[KristiKelly]

I think, while Deidra was on drugs, maybe, she was put into a drug rehab, mental hospital or something where Angela aka Mary Alice was a nurse. Deidra was pregnant at the time and had the baby while there. Angela stole the baby with Mrs. Huber's sister's help. Angela & Mrs. H's sister told Deidra the baby died. Deidra found out the truth after a year or so and went looking for her baby and tracked down Angela and Paul. That's when one of them killed her. They changed Dana's name to Zach, Angela to Mary Alice and left town. That's what I think but who knows, the show has a way of surprising us.

Tom in the thong - LOL. I can't wait for the truth about them.

7 more days - sigh.

 

[christinadei]

I think, while Deidra was on drugs, maybe, she was put into a drug rehab, mental hospital or something where Angela aka Mary Alice was a nurse. Deidra was pregnant at the time and had the baby while there. Angela stole the baby with Mrs. Huber's sister's help. Angela & Mrs. H's sister told Deidra the baby died. Deidra found out the truth after a year or so and went looking for her baby and tracked down Angela and Paul. That's when one of them killed her. They changed Dana's name to Zach, Angela to Mary Alice and left town. That's what I think but who knows, the show has a way of surprising us.

Tom in the thong - LOL. I can't wait for the truth about them.

7 more days - sigh.

I like that theory, it makes sense.

I know, it's torture when the show is over and I have to wait a whole week to see it again! I'll be at Disney next sunday too, so I won't get to see it until Tuesday! How can I make it that long. I tell DH every week that i wish they'd just make it one big long movie, so I don't have to wait. He just rolls his eyes

 

[dis4me]

So do you think he was married to Deidra and then left her and married someone else? I don't. It sounds like maybe they were together, and she wouldn't get off drugs, so that's probably why he left her and married someone else. I'm sure there will be a whole new story line behind that wife! But I don't think he was married to Deidra.

N O I don't think he was married to her. I think you are right he left her because he cleaned up his act and married someone else.

 

[KIRSTIN'S MOMMY]

I'll be at Disney next week too! Hope my friend doesn't forget to tape it for me. I agree with the above theory, I think that's where we're headed after last night's episode. That was so funny when Tom came home with his associate and Lynette was on the couch in that outfit!
Do you guys think that Gabby's baby is Carlos' or John's?

 

[OhMari]

Last night I thought Mrs. Huber was Zach's mom. When Paul asked to say at least good-bye to Zach, she said, "you didn't give me time to say goodbye-I thought for sure she was going to say Zach also, but she said "her sister" whom you murdered. How does she know Paul killed her sister.

I think there is going to be a big twist again on the last show concerning Zach. I'm mean it doesn't make sense that Paul gave up so easily, but then Mrs. Huber had a knife in her hand the whole time too.

 

[angel*lady]

I think, while Deidra was on drugs, maybe, she was put into a drug rehab, mental hospital or something where Angela aka Mary Alice was a nurse. Deidra was pregnant at the time and had the baby while there. Angela stole the baby with Mrs. Huber's sister's help. Angela & Mrs. H's sister told Deidra the baby died. Deidra found out the truth after a year or so and went looking for her baby and tracked down Angela and Paul. That's when one of them killed her. They changed Dana's name to Zach, Angela to Mary Alice and left town. That's what I think but who knows, the show has a way of surprising us.

Tom in the thong - LOL. I can't wait for the truth about them.

7 more days - sigh.

Yet another great episode! I agree with the above theory. Lynette on the sofa in the maid's costume ... what a hoot! What are we going to watch all summer long?!

 

[Beth76]

OK so we know that Dierdra was the one that Paul killed and put in the chest. Paul said that woman was a PI working for Zach's mother, but we can suspect she was Zach's mother because of the drug-addict connection. So this happend in Utah, right? And then Paul and Mary Alice moved to Wisteria Lane. And just coincidentally a former co-worker's sister and a friend of the baby's aunt live on Wisteria Lane. Not to mention the real family of the baby all live locally. Does that seem strange to anyone else?

 

[LisaR]

OK so we know that Dierdra was the one that Paul killed and put in the chest. Paul said that woman was a PI working for Zach's mother, but we can suspect she was Zach's mother because of the drug-addict connection. So this happend in Utah, right? And then Paul and Mary Alice moved to Wisteria Lane. And just coincidentally a former co-worker's sister and a friend of the baby's aunt live on Wisteria Lane. Not to mention the real family of the baby all live locally. Does that seem strange to anyone else?

Yeah, on top of that, they killed her in Utah and then felt the need to bring her body with them when they moved. I know when we move, we always make sure to bring the bodies of those we murdered with us!!

Then they bury her UNDER the pool where nobody would find her but Paul decides to dig her up and throw her in the river. Why??

Oh well, it is just TV.

Lisa