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[christinadei]

Does anyone know where Gabby got the money to buy a new car? Did they unfreeze their assets since Carlos is taking the plea? I don't think that they got the hospital money yet, did they? Where'd she get money for the party and new car? Anyone know?

 

[ChristmasElf]

Mike and Deidre had a baby and named it Dana.

For some reason, "Angela" and Paul stole the baby from the rehab canter she worked at. "Angela" changes her name to Mary Alice.
Diedre figures out who stole her baby and goes to get the baby-Paul kills her and stuffs her into a toy chest.

Mary Alice cannot live with the guilt of baby stealing, maybe she found out something on Paul, so she kills herself. Paul panics and digs up the body under the pool. (surprising how fast that pool was redone and ready for Zachs pool party a few episodes back)

Mrs Hubers sister is starting to put things together and will want an investigation done into Mrs Hubers death.

Gabrielle will be preggers with Carlos baby, but it will get out that she thinks the baby might be Johns. Carlos will end up with the money from the hospital wrong doing case. And the baby. OR Johns parents will think it is their grandchild and a custody suit will get filed. Better yet, Gaby will deliver twins and John and Carlos will each get one baby.
Maybe.....
Rex will have another major heart attack, the police will figure out the pharmacist-George was changing the meds, and he will be arrested just in time to be a cellmate to Carlos. He will confess to Carlos that he has trouble with women, the two of them will fall in love and go fight Gaby for the baby, becoming another new "family" on Wisteria Lane.

Susan will get her living room fixed up from the fire, borrowing the builders from Edie's site and Edie and Susan will have a huge fight.
The PI that Susan hired will mention to Paul that Susan was warned by Mike to stay clear of him and Paul will panic again and try to kill Susan. Paul will mistakenly kill Susan's Mother instead, maybe choking her with those ugly hippie beads she was busy hanging last night.
Real estate prices will plumment as Wisteria Lane will have become bad luck with all the fires and murders going on, and then ................
It will be revealed who Mike really is. I dunno.

 

[mickeyboat]

ChristmasElf -

WOW! You should look into writing storylines for the show!

Denae

 

[OhMari]

I thought it was funny when she told the Priest that she was too selfish and self centered to be a good parent. At least she realizes it!

But, she did dump her champaign down the sink instead of drinking it. I laughed so hard when the meat smell made her sick. Also the leather smell in the car she was looking at. It reminded me when I was pregnant. I could not stand the smell of anything. Whoever wrote that piece for Desperate Housewives knew exactly what they were talking about. I am glad they didn't use the old fainting, I think I am pregnant routine.

 

[LeftCoaster]

Tonight was pretty good.

OMG! Can you believe Susan went to the guy that Paul hired to kill Edie!!! Do you think he will go to Paul and tell him Susan wants to have him investigated? I hope Mike can save her!!

This got me thinking that since Alfre Woodard is joining the show very soon, maybe she'll be the P.I.'s wife and they're moving on to Wisteria Lane.

 

[bengalbelle]

Mike and Deidre had a baby and named it Dana.

For some reason, "Angela" and Paul stole the baby from the rehab canter she worked at. "Angela" changes her name to Mary Alice.
Diedre figures out who stole her baby and goes to get the baby-Paul kills her and stuffs her into a toy chest.

Mary Alice cannot live with the guilt of baby stealing, maybe she found out something on Paul, so she kills herself. Paul panics and digs up the body under the pool. (surprising how fast that pool was redone and ready for Zachs pool party a few episodes back)

Mrs Hubers sister is starting to put things together and will want an investigation done into Mrs Hubers death.

Gabrielle will be preggers with Carlos baby, but it will get out that she thinks the baby might be Johns. Carlos will end up with the money from the hospital wrong doing case. And the baby. OR Johns parents will think it is their grandchild and a custody suit will get filed. Better yet, Gaby will deliver twins and John and Carlos will each get one baby.
Maybe.....
Rex will have another major heart attack, the police will figure out the pharmacist-George was changing the meds, and he will be arrested just in time to be a cellmate to Carlos. He will confess to Carlos that he has trouble with women, the two of them will fall in love and go fight Gaby for the baby, becoming another new "family" on Wisteria Lane.

Susan will get her living room fixed up from the fire, borrowing the builders from Edie's site and Edie and Susan will have a huge fight.
The PI that Susan hired will mention to Paul that Susan was warned by Mike to stay clear of him and Paul will panic again and try to kill Susan. Paul will mistakenly kill Susan's Mother instead, maybe choking her with those ugly hippie beads she was busy hanging last night.
Real estate prices will plumment as Wisteria Lane will have become bad luck with all the fires and murders going on, and then ................
It will be revealed who Mike really is. I dunno.

 

[noseybuddy]

Mike and Deidre had a baby and named it Dana.

For some reason, "Angela" and Paul stole the baby from the rehab canter she worked at. "Angela" changes her name to Mary Alice.
Diedre figures out who stole her baby and goes to get the baby-Paul kills her and stuffs her into a toy chest.

Mary Alice cannot live with the guilt of baby stealing, maybe she found out something on Paul, so she kills herself. Paul panics and digs up the body under the pool. (surprising how fast that pool was redone and ready for Zachs pool party a few episodes back)

Mrs Hubers sister is starting to put things together and will want an investigation done into Mrs Hubers death.

Gabrielle will be preggers with Carlos baby, but it will get out that she thinks the baby might be Johns. Carlos will end up with the money from the hospital wrong doing case. And the baby. OR Johns parents will think it is their grandchild and a custody suit will get filed. Better yet, Gaby will deliver twins and John and Carlos will each get one baby.
Maybe.....
Rex will have another major heart attack, the police will figure out the pharmacist-George was changing the meds, and he will be arrested just in time to be a cellmate to Carlos. He will confess to Carlos that he has trouble with women, the two of them will fall in love and go fight Gaby for the baby, becoming another new "family" on Wisteria Lane.

Susan will get her living room fixed up from the fire, borrowing the builders from Edie's site and Edie and Susan will have a huge fight.
The PI that Susan hired will mention to Paul that Susan was warned by Mike to stay clear of him and Paul will panic again and try to kill Susan. Paul will mistakenly kill Susan's Mother instead, maybe choking her with those ugly hippie beads she was busy hanging last night.
Real estate prices will plumment as Wisteria Lane will have become bad luck with all the fires and murders going on, and then ................
It will be revealed who Mike really is. I dunno.

 

[RobinMarie]

I wonder if Zach has always been messed up a little or if it has happened recently with his mom's death. For his dad to tell him he's not that special was horrid. Is that new treatment or has he always been that way?

I hope no one picks up any parenting tips from this show!

~ Bree tells her son when she finds out he is gay, "I would love you even if you were a murderer....I don't think you are going to heaven."

~Lynette takes her childrens prescription medication

~Paul tells his son he isn't special

~We see Julie as a baby fall off the couch and almost get left behind at home by Susan.

 

[bubba's mom]

I think that there is definately more to the story with Tom. He told his dad that she would divorce him if she found out (at least that's how I remember it). He had to know that she'd eventually find out about Annabelle working there.

i agree to. Why would he get upset thinking "he didn't know what would happen if she ever found out"? Hiring an ex is one thing.....having another wife/girlfriend/family is another. Remember, he did tell Annabelle (when they were dating) he wasn't the "marrying kind"........ i just know there's more...this can't be the "secret"

 

[MELSMICE]

Yeah, I think that Carlos thinks that the baby is his. YOu can tell by the smug grin he had. He's in for a surprise. It can't be his baby, that would make it all too easy.

I think Carlos will find out he's sterile!!!!!

 

[Hopetobee]

I don't think that the PI will tell Paul. He's a professional who does what he's paid for. His job for Paul is over, he found out it was Mrs. Huber and then Paul took care of it himself. Now his client is Susan. I don't think he'd go back to an old client and ******* That woudl be totally unprofessional and I don't think he is like that. I think he'll be totally loyal to Susan and just use his prior knowledge to his advantage. I do think he'll have a hard time if he needs to snoop around Paul to find out anything. He'll be suspicious.

I was so excited when Felicia started remembering her conversation with Martha. I was totally let down though, because they didn't give us much that we didn't already suspect They did confirm a lot of what we suspected, but I wanted MORE!

It was a really good show last night. I loved it when Rex pushed George in the pool and he took Bree with him. I wonder if they are still going to change pharmacies. I hope so so that Bree and Rex will find out what George did.

I feel so bad for Zach. He's been dealt such a bad hand. B/t a creep for a father (I can't believe he told him he's not special) and his mom killing herself and now Julie. Poor guy. I hope Susan realizes that it's not Zach's fault and he's not a monster and he didn't kill his sister and lets Juile be his friend again.

I don't think this PI is that much of a professional, since he gave Paul a price for killing someone, PI's aren't suppposed to kill for you. This is very dangerous for Susan, the PI has to know that Paul killed Mrs. Hubber. He might need to silence Susan to protect himself, there's bound to be records of him working for Paul.

 

[christinadei]

I don't think this PI is that much of a professional, since he gave Paul a price for killing someone, PI's aren't suppposed to kill for you. This is very dangerous for Susan, the PI has to know that Paul killed Mrs. Hubber. He might need to silence Susan to protect himself, there's bound to be records of him working for Paul.

That is true, but I just dont see what's in it for him to tell Paul. He's obviously willing to go as far as anyone wants him to (killing) to do the job that he's hired to do, so I think that he'll do whatever Susan requests and that he has no reason to go back to Paul. he's not employed by him, so why would he bother? Why does he need to protect himself by silencing Susan? He did work for Paul, but there is no proof that he offered to kill for him. I guarantee THATS not on paper anywhere. So it would just be Paul's word against him, and he can likely prove that Paul killed Mrs. Huber, so the only vunarable one to me, seems like Paul. I jsut don't think the PI would rat Susan out. He has no reason for doing that. I think he'll find out and tell her what all Paul has done.

 

[lovetheparks]

So glad this thread is here. I went home last night to watch and horror of horrors I did not set TiVo!! (hadn't done the season pass thing yet)

So is getting nausous how Gabby found out she is pregnant? Does anyone else know?

 

[bubba's mom]

So is getting nausous how Gabby found out she is pregnant? Does anyone else know?

smell of the Italian leather in a sports car she wanted to buy made her vomit and the sales lady asked if she had tender ****s, nausea, (preg. symptoms). She's the one who told her she was probably preg. Then she went to the drug store to buy the preg test

 

[bubba's mom]

03/21 - "Don't worry," Marc Cherry told Inside Bay Area . "We'll wrap up the murder mystery and you'll know who Mike Delfino really is by the end of the season." But Cherry added that ABC liked DH's mystery elements so much that at least one new puzzle will be introduced for next season.
01/29 - Tom's big secret: Don't worry, I won't spoil it for you, but I will give you a hint: The original plan, assuming they go through with it, is something so jaw-droppingly major, you will soil yourself. It plays into the fact that he's never home, and it's far more troublesome and life-altering than a simple affair.
01/26 - "The audience will come to learn that Edie's son lives with his father," exec producer Marc Cherry tells me. "He will be a small child. That'll be a very interesting device we plan to use."
01/16 - "In the weeks to come, we're going to dimensionalize Edie a bit more. We're going to spend time exploring her past and her relationship with Susan. Also, things are going to get weirder and stranger in Bree and Rex's relationship." says writer Kevin Murphy. The majority of Wisteria mysteries will be solved by spring.
12/28 - Gabrielle and John continue their affair. Carlos will find out and take "drastic" actions. Bree will find out more about Rex' secrets and Lynette finds out some of Tom's "activities". All the stories will come together for the final three episodes of the season. Source: Special ABC midseason preview show

if it's true....they'd better get the show on the road......they're runnin' outta time

 

[BuzznBelle'smom]

Thanks, bubba's mom! I knoew there was a reason we non-addicts hung out with the likes of you!

 

[DisneyDotty]

03/21 -01/29 - Tom's big secret: Don't worry, I won't spoil it for you, but I will give you a hint: The original plan, assuming they go through with it, is something so jaw-droppingly major, you will soil yourself. It plays into the fact that he's never home, and it's far more troublesome and life-altering than a simple affair.

A "Pilot's Wife" kind of thing? Nooooooo! Poor Lynnette!

 

[psmomma]

I so want to know what is going on with Lynnette, right now that and Gabriella being pregnant is my favorite storyline. Who's the father, what's the secret with Lynnette's husband??? Too much to wonder and only 3 episodes left! I will definitely be buying this DVD when it comes out!!!

 

[SRUAlmn]

I think Carlos will find out he's sterile!!!!!

Or maybe he already knows he is sterile and messing with her BCPs was his way of finding out whether or not she was cheating. Wasn't it right around the time that he was suspecting it that he started tampering with her pills. Maybe that was the reason for the smug smile, maybe it's because now he knows she's cheating.

 

[christinadei]

Or maybe he already knows he is sterile and messing with her BCPs was his way of finding out whether or not she was cheating. Wasn't it right around the time that he was suspecting it that he started tampering with her pills. Maybe that was the reason for the smug smile, maybe it's because now he knows she's cheating.

I would guess that he doesn't becuase he keeps hounding Gabby about having a baby. Why would he do that if he knew he couldn't? Plus he was daydreaming about kids. I think he just wants kids.