Office Food Etiquette

[mssocks]

There always one bad one in the bunch. Does anyone else have "The Moocher" at work? Our little department celebrates all the birthdays in one month on one day. We can goes ages without anything, then 4 of us have a birthday and it's cake time! Some people go all out and make special items and it always looks nice. The table is near the door and here is where the problem lies. People who know us, come in, ask what we are celebrating today and may they have something? And of course they are welcome. The Moocher, who looks like Uncle Fester, walks right in, doesn't say a word and fills his plate, hands, mouth, then leaves. Without any acknowledgement at all. I know this will never be solved. We could move the food but he would still walk right over. He is one of those lone salaried single guys so none of us hourly people can really say anything.

Today the boss bought pizza for our outstanding job performance. ( Yes, good ones are out there! ) Fester just waltzed in and started digging into the box.
Not looking for solutions here, thanks. But wouldn't you just like to

Guess I have a bad attitude today!