Off-topic randomness - a place to ramble?

[Tishke]

Yes, Beverly is from Italy. I had my Grandfather try it once (he was born in Italy) and he hated it! I'm wondering who over there really drinks the stuff.

 

[marypops!]

well i can't wait to try this drink then (i just hope it's like cherry coke)

well i caught a cold on monday and no school tomorrow still oh and also somehow my neck got hurt while i was sleeping yesterday so whenever i turn my neck right i get very bad pain

 

[VirtuallyMe]

Did you know that when your 18 month old son starts digging in a drawer in the coffee table he will find all sorts of things?

Did you also know that if same son digging in same drawer spies a tube of bright red lipstick he will take it and bring it into a corner?

And did you know that while this son has the bright red lipstick in the corner he will open it and smush the lipstick in his hands?

And how about this did you know that this same son would then smear the same lipstick all over his body- mainly on his left leg, right arm and belly but that he will also get some on his face, in his hair and on the bottom of his feet- as well as the pillow he is sitting on?

And did you know it is almost impossible- well I would say it is impossible- to remove said lipstick from said 18 month old boy?

And that when you try to remove the lipstick in the bath tub everything ends up with lipstick on it?

And once you are done getting as much off as you can using baby oil and baby shampoo and baby wipes that your child will still have a nice pink tinge to the leg, arm, belly, hands, feet and face where the lipstick was?

And that baby oil doesn't come out of hair easy?

And that the mom of said baby who did said cleaning now has pink tinged finger nails and random spots on her hands and arms that even the strong stuff won't get rid of?

Oh and the best part yet- if said boy goes to day care and his father forgets to tell the teachers about his adventure the night before that the day care owner will call in a panic when they change his diaper for the first time and think that he must be having some sort of allergic reaction and are pausing in their emergency protocols only long enough to see if said little boy's parents knew anything about this before dialing 911 or rushing him off to the hospital to evaluate said lipstick stains?

No you didn't know about that?

Funny I'm now currently an expert in it if you should have anything happen similar to this. Of course this obviously runs in the family- oldest son at about same age got into super glue when he was naked (not going to go into what all he glued where or anything), oldest daughter at same age colored herself green with a marker (her birthday is St. Patrick's Day but that was extreme) she got her entire body and I'm still trying to figure out how she got her back so thoroughly covered with green, and youngest daughter did the same as her big sister except she used blue and stuck mostly to arms and face- and her cotton top blonde hair that was blue for a month afterwards...

As soon as my kids do something else remarkable I will post another did you know... of course if I did stories from my niece I could go on forever with things like this lol.

 

[aeryn]

Did you know that ...

ROFL!!! Ok. I have to say, I really needed that bit of entertainment during what has become a very long and arduous day at work. I took a 2 minute break from the tedium of preparing the access lists for 21 different routers to check out the Dis and my Zeta sister has not failed to amuse me.

I know, not amusing on your end, but it really broke the Hades that has been my day

Thank you

 

[Tishke]

Well Me, if it makes you feel any better....I did the exact same thing when I was about 3. Bright red lipstick everywhere....worst part was that I had my younger sister as my partner in crime. My mom had put us down for a nap (I was 3, my sister was a year and a half), and thought she might be able to run downstairs long enough to do a load of dishes. She returned to two very nude daughters, decorated to go to tribal council. We were covered head to toe (who knew one tube could do so much harm, or cover so much?) and we even managed to get it ground into the carpet We were scrubbed with everything imaginable, the only thing that seemed to work was Pond's cold Cream. So, we got clean only to smell like my grandmother. It took almost a week for our lovely red raccooon eyes to go away, but I have to say it is one of the stories that still gets told today

 

[JeanJoe]

I think my 18 month old Beast Girl would like to meet your son. I think she wants to swap tips with him to maximize the "effect" of their escapades.

Did you know that when your 18 month old son starts digging in a drawer in the coffee table he will find all sorts of things?

 

[Azure]

Shoot LOL! I have all these summative projects coming up

 

[Azure]

There is this guy at my school and his locker is right down the hall from mine. Yesterday, after I went to my locker and I passed him he started to walk my way but then his friend met up with him. Today I was talking to my friends and there he was again but this time he was looking right at me. Me and my friend walked away and went to another spot but then he came down the hall again. I mean don't get me wrong or anything he is cute. Anyways, after I left to go back to my locker I stopped to see another one of my friends and it was just down the hall a little from where he was. And when I turned around he was looking at me. It's kind of freaky but I do like him.

What do you all think?

 

[aeryn]

There is this guy at my school and his locker is right down the hall from mine. Yesterday, after I went to my locker and I passed him he started to walk my way but then his friend met up with him. Today I was talking to my friends and there he was again but this time he was looking right at me. Me and my friend walked away and went to another spot but then he came down the hall again. I mean don't get me wrong or anything he is cute. Anyways, after I left to go back to my locker I stopped to see another one of my friends and it was just down the hall a little from where he was. And when I turned around he was looking at me. It's kind of freaky but I do like him.

What do you all think?

I think I'm really really really glad I am no longer in school and going thru that

 

[Azure]

LOL! I'm only in gr 9 and he is in gr12

 

[redbaybound]

And did you know that bright pink nail polish makes an interesting hair gel for a 3 year old boy? It also makes an amazing smiley face on a down comforter! Tin foil stuffed up the nose however, is not recommended as it causes screaming and crying.

 

[VirtuallyMe]

And did you know that bright pink nail polish makes an interesting hair gel for a 3 year old boy? It also makes an amazing smiley face on a down comforter! Tin foil stuffed up the nose however, is not recommended as it causes screaming and crying.

Great advise I will try to pass that along to my kids- I'll start with the 17yo lol

 

[PirateGhostShip]

Omg i am in line to get into expidition everest. or something like that!!! right on!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pumpkinfish]

There is this guy at my school and his locker is right down the hall from mine. Yesterday, after I went to my locker and I passed him he started to walk my way but then his friend met up with him. Today I was talking to my friends and there he was again but this time he was looking right at me. Me and my friend walked away and went to another spot but then he came down the hall again. I mean don't get me wrong or anything he is cute. Anyways, after I left to go back to my locker I stopped to see another one of my friends and it was just down the hall a little from where he was. And when I turned around he was looking at me. It's kind of freaky but I do like him.

What do you all think?

Those are some of the best butterflies

I think he either likes to stare at your clothing...or maybe he likes you Stay away from those older boys though...they are nothing but trouble

 

[Captain Brain]

This song is sticking in my head.

http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/

I am unfortuantely stupid enough to go listen to that. It is the nost annoying thing in the planet Earth.


Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone...

 

[Azure]

I truly don't get it. I mean i've seen him before but never really thought of him that way. He was talking to these girls and then he looked up at me. And a couple of days ago when I was walking down the hall he looked at me walking. It's either i'm dreaming or it's real. I think that he may have a girlfriend... that would be sad for me at least.

Nothing but trouble? I don't get what you mean? OOOOO..... Gee I never thought of it that way

 

[redbaybound]

It is the nost annoying thing in the planet Earth.

My evil plan is working -cackles with glee-

 

[Captain Brain]

My evil plan is working -cackles with glee-

How mean...

That banana song is stuck in my head!

now I will pull all my hair ou! (looking for an excuse to use)

 

[surfcruiser]

Un-Lurk.

You may now return to your previous pixel dust.

 

[Tishke]

Stay away from those older boys though...they are nothing but trouble

Younger boys aren't much better