Okay, I believe I am speaking for most New ENglanders when I question the fried bologna. Where we come from, bologna isn't something that you cut at home (and I don't even know what a "little chub pack" is!). It comes from the deli at the grocery store, it is sandwich sized, and you put it on bread with mayo and/or mustard and cheese. Although I have family in PA who talk about eating "ring bologna", whatever the heck that is.... maybe it is the same thing that you all are frying up for breakfast!
As for our weird stuff, I recently saw a restaurant that offered a "chicken liver and cheese omelet" on the menu. Actually, that appealed to my DH and I will probably make it for him next weekend (however, I will stick to my Special K or light toast with a bit of peanut butter and sliced banana..... gotta watch those WW points ya know!).....................P