BeanoC said:
Why so sad, tenor??

After all, the Cowboys won... barely.
Maybe I can think of a joke to make you laugh...
Ok, here's one: What does a blonde call having sex in a Honda??
Her Civic duty.
'Beano'
Actually I really liked that joke. Here's another one about Delta Airlines: Do you know what DELTA stands for?
D: Don't
E: Expect
L: Luggage
T: To
A: Arrive
Very glad about Cowboys obviously, but couldn't get game out here,

had to settle for highlites.
Well, today started out just so great

there was a little lizard like creature crawling around in the bedroom so I chase him all over for 5 minutes, finally catch him, (don't wanna kill him, he put up such a good fight he deserves to live) so I run out front and throw him in the bushes and AHA, any lightbulbs going on for anyone yet???

Yes, that's right where am I? At a hotel....and what happens when I run out and throw the lizard in the bushes???

the door shuts and locks behind me and come on, wait for it, wait for it.....

no, I didn't have the key so now I am locked out. Oh wait, did I mention that I was in my nightgown???? Oh look, here comes a man!!! I said "please just ignore the crazy lady out here in her gown"

He nicely said, "ok, I don't even see you, but do you have someone coming to help you?" Luckily the Pookmeister General and Miss Judit are not too far, I walk up and down the inside part to see if I can see anyone so I can use the phone to call the front desk, and I see them out by the lagoon feeding the ducks. Hollered out at them and Miss Judit ran back and let me back in.
Get back in, DH is calling me, he is suppose to join us today. His flight is delayed for over an hour, which means that he will miss his connection

(there are no direct flights from DFW to Myrtle Beach on any airline) and so he is all worked up. Calls back again 5 minutes later, they are putting him on American Airlines, but somehow his ticket is flagged for some kind of random increased security search so he gets put thru the complete body search or something like that

and he is now in the wrong terminal for American and says he now, after the security measures, has about 5-10 minutes to get to correct terminal and gate. Well, won't he just be in a great mood when he gets here...
Okay enough already...thanks for indulging me and for the group hug. Just have a bunch o stuff going on and it all just seemed to get on top of me yesterday. At least today the weather is better and Ophelia has now left Myrtle Beach. That's good because then I would have been out in the rain in my jammers.
Tenor
