October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

[RonnieJo66]

What's taters eh?

Me likey taters!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Top O the Page!!

RJ you are quite right. So darned tired of this cold nasty weather....Spring must arrive quickly.

Someone...go kill the groundhog...we are ready for Spring!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

You got mashed taters, boiled taters, baked taters, taters augratin, scalloped taters...

 

[RonnieJo66]

I know everthing there is know 'bout taters!

 

[tinkryansmom]

whipped taters, instant taters, tater soup...

 

[BeanoC]

What, no comment on my joke? I'm tryin' to offer Ryan-friendly jokes here!
Work with me, people!!!


Ok, here's another one:

Why can't a bicycle stand by itself??

Because it's two tired!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

twiced baked taters, cowboy taters, Lipton Onion soup taters, tater salad...

 

[RonnieJo66]

"Mashed Taters"




http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters

 

[tinkryansmom]

Oh...jokes...hold on...

gotta be one about a potato....

 

[tinkryansmom]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in stew...

 

[RonnieJo66]

Johnna: What's "cowboy taters" ?

 

[tinkryansmom]

Too tired...two tired...I get it

Heres one from Ryan:

How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the PAWS button....

 

[BeanoC]

Too slow Johnna!

Beano has another corny kid joke fer ya!!



What happens when a rattlesnake marries a mortician??

Their gifts are marked "Hiss and Hearse"!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Cowboy taters:

skin tater, cut it up into lovely bite sized pieces, add buttah, salt, pepper, and a touch of garlic salt/powder. Wrap in tin foil and grill.

Can be made in BBQ or while camping out on the range.

Cowboy taters.

 

[BeanoC]

What is the best use of cowhide??


For holding cows together!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Ah...undertakers humor...

I am typing as fast as I can.

What do frogs wear on their feet in the summer?

Open toad shoes!

 

[tinkryansmom]

What is the best use of cowhide??


For holding cows together!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Ah...undertakers humor...

I am typing as fast as I can.

What do frogs wear on their feet in the summer?

Open toad shoes!

I like that one!

 

[BeanoC]

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide??

Because it's too cold to wash out tide!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

OK - here it is!!

What has eyes but can't see?

A potato!!




themed humor....

dang 40 second rule.