October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

[BeanoC]

Why do melons get married in church??


Because they cantaloupe!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Johnna, you and Beano crack me up!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Less funny:

Whats brown and hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation!!



(was thinking of this joke when RJ and Cheri were discussing hairy brown things at DL and taking pictures with them....)

 

[BeanoC]

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?


Enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving.

 

[tinkryansmom]

Why do melons get married in church??


Because they cantaloupe!

Ah...casabas...

 

[tinkryansmom]

Gots a math one fer ya!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!!

This is one of Ryans favs

 

[tinkryansmom]

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

??


Why did the squirrel cross the road??














to show his girlfriend he had guts

 

[tinkryansmom]

Here's one for Betsy:

When is a cook bad?

When he beats an egg.

 

[tinkryansmom]

??


Why did the squirrel cross the road??

to show his girlfriend he had guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Here's one for Betsy:

When is a cook bad?

When he beats an egg.

Bets likes to be beaten...........or at least a spankin'

 

[BeanoC]

A man sometimes believed he was a teepee, and other times believed he was a wigwam. He was diagnosed as what?

Being two tents!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

(Hey Tenny - what's a "ting"?)

You know...that "ting" that we are undeserving of....

I believe it to be a coffee cup with pics from the beeg floaty ting....I don't necessarily want one...it's just she's always talking about things they are giving each other back and forth, and we are not included.

 

[tinkryansmom]

Oh..we crack me up...

Yes, Bets has made that perfectly clear.

She's a Baaad cook....

 

[BeanoC]

What do you call a broken boomerang??

A stick.

 

[RonnieJo66]

What did 1 toilet say to the other toilet???





You look alittle bit flushed!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Hi Tenny!!

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle!!

 

[BeanoC]

What is a fishs' favorite favorite TV game show?


Name that tuna.

 

[BeanoC]

When is coffee like a bear??


When it's a bruin!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Oh yeah..

Well what do you call a volcano that doesn't erupt?

A Mountain!!