October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Okay..firstly....all you peeps who live near the mouse???.....I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!..but i'm not bitter...

And in the continuation of men bashing jokes today...because I want to KILL my husband right now..but i'm not bitter...AND because I saw this poll today of what women "really want"...(58% of them said they wanted more money, 36% crave more time for themselves, and only 6% said they wanted more s@x...) here goes:

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around on the ground?

A: shoot him again


Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men


Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?...actually I have 2 punchlines to this one...

A1: One: he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him...or

A2: Three: one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts

Q: Why do men whistle when they are .....ooopsie....nope better not


Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants 1 man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his 1 need.


Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual"

TENOR !!! (except for the hating me and the others -so-close-to Disneyland-that-we-can-go-whenever-club

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Hey Johnna,
You mentioned a "secret" in Disneyland re: beer. Does it have anything to do with the numbers 33? And, if so, can ya' get me in

 

[Tenorsinging]

TENOR !!! (except for the hating me and the others -so-close-to Disneyland-that-we-can-go-whenever-club

STOP TALKING BOUT THAT...that goin when ya's feel like it...ME NO LIKEY THAT..i'm an old bitter woman...ME NO CAN GO!!!..it's not fair, life sucks..I'VE NEVER BEEN TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!..never, ever, ever...I'M NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!...if he keeps it up...i'm gunna explode...DAUGHTER DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO..argues w/everything i say and doesn't listen..HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!..i'm in charge around here lest anyone forget it...THAT IS ALL!!!..back to yer regularly scheduled lives..GOODNITE!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Hey Tenor, since we no be friends no more, what with you hatin' men...

Did I mention we're only 3 hours from Disneyland?

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Hey Tenor, since we no be friends no more, what with you hatin' men...

Did I mention we're only 3 hours from Disneyland?

You are so bad, Beano . So, when we goin' ?

Oh, Johnna, gonna answer my question?

Went to the Disney Store yesterday. All toys 50% off! Got me a beeg snow globe and my SS a purty ornament And guess what: my kids are now all too old for all the toys.( when did that happen) So I had to get some stuff for me.

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Hey I'm in a completely differn't state and I'm only 3.5 - 4 hours away me'self . So when are we going ?? How about New Years ? Or are you football people to busy.

 

[tiggerandpooh]

oh my god everyone i am so sorry to leave you hanging like that last night, i fell asleep very early,and got up, late today..the snow has stopped we gotta 7 inches when it was all said and done, and just about 10 minutes ago Santa came through on the local fire truck handing out candy canes to all the kids in the neighborhood, so i took the two kids outsude to see him, they do it every year for the kids, i think its great that they do that especially cause they are all volunteer firemen..


anyway the joke was

why did santa only bring 7 reindeer last year?



the answer is















comet was home cleaning the sink

 

[RonnieJo66]

Sean,

That is such a "cool" idea! I that the volunteers do things like that for the local children! Hope your kids enjoyed it!

When do we get to see pics of all your snow??

 

[tiggerandpooh]

Sean,

That is such a "cool" idea! I that the volunteers do things like that for the local children! Hope your kids enjoyed it!

When do we get to see pics of all your snow??

here ya go pictures of the snow storm


http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ldola...=&.done=http://photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

 

[tinkryansmom]

OK- did I know T&P have kids!?

Cheri- one place to get beer is indeed related to 33 and no...alas...I cannot get us in. I went this summer but I know somebody who is related to someone who is married to a Wells Fargo VP and of course, Wells Fargo is a corporate sponsor...so VIOLA! Um...doesn't Chris have a corporate membership there yet!? I hear the waiting list is now only 7 years long.....
Your pointy things should arrive early next week. I sent 5. Will send more when they arrive here - or heck - may just have the brown truck drop them off at your house!

Luckey - DH whined when I told him I wanted to go to D-land without him next week. Big Baby. So maybe in the springtime. Big Baby.

Apparently the reason Neil has to now go to Chicago Mon - Wed is....a VP quit. Well, Neil is not exactly or really or even mildly They did not really get along..... maybe I hear a VP job headed our way.....which means....you got it...

ANOTHER DISNEY CRUISE

OK- gonna go spend the day scrapbooking my disney cruise. Just kidding. I think I am still working on July. Ranch sitting and goofing off at the cabin. Then Disneyland, first day of school and who knows what else. My goal is to finish 2004 by February 1st. Keep your fingers crossed. Anybody else scrapbook....?

Betsy...thanks for the x-mas card! Lovely picture..Question though...who is the boy!?

How come people all of the sudden have the kids I never knew about!?

Have a great weekend.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Johnna...

It's a conspiracy against you!!!

If I am not mistaken Sean & Linda have a 9 yr old(?) and a 16 month old (am I correct guys??)

The boy in Bets pic is her stepson Nick.

Apparently I am either really nosey or well informed....you choose

If Neil gets a promotion...would he take us all on "the big floaty thing" as a celebration??? Heck, we'll even let him pay

 

[tiggerandpooh]

extremely close (Tyler) 8yrs and your were right about the little guys(Sean Patrick.

very good rj

 

[RonnieJo66]

extremely close (Tyler) 8yrs and your were right about the little guys(Sean Patrick.

very good rj

Darn!

So close.... See, I really do listen when people talk!!

Hi Sean and Linda
I the pictures!!!! Thanks for sharing them

 

[tiggerandpooh]

well were head out to linda's christmas party talk to ya all later

 

[RonnieJo66]

well were head out to linda's christmas party talk to ya all later

Have fun and drive safely!!!

 

[SueEllen]

Hiya everyone!!! I know I've been hiding and I haven't read through all of the posts here since my last one (gee, I'm just too short on time for that one!)
I've been VERY busy trying to get things together for Christmas (oh, my tree is NEVER going to be up and decorated this year!) and doing work. One day I'll find a way to create more time in a day. (and hopefully I'll get my Christmas cards addressed and mailed in the next several days!)
I hope you are all doing well.
Sue Ellen

 

[RonnieJo66]

WOO-HOO

I did it!!!

I built a dresser for DD! Ain't ya'll proud....

ok, with a little help from some power tools

Hope everyone is having a great weekend

SueEllen

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

OK- did I know T&P have kids!?

Cheri- one place to get beer is indeed related to 33 and no...alas...I cannot get us in. I went this summer but I know somebody who is related to someone who is married to a Wells Fargo VP and of course, Wells Fargo is a corporate sponsor...so VIOLA! Um...doesn't Chris have a corporate membership there yet!? I hear the waiting list is now only 7 years long.....
Your pointy things should arrive early next week. I sent 5. Will send more when they arrive here - or heck - may just have the brown truck drop them off at your house!

Luckey - DH whined when I told him I wanted to go to D-land without him next week. Big Baby. So maybe in the springtime. Big Baby.

Apparently the reason Neil has to now go to Chicago Mon - Wed is....a VP quit. Well, Neil is not exactly or really or even mildly They did not really get along..... maybe I hear a VP job headed our way.....which means....you got it...

ANOTHER DISNEY CRUISE

OK- gonna go spend the day scrapbooking my disney cruise. Just kidding. I think I am still working on July. Ranch sitting and goofing off at the cabin. Then Disneyland, first day of school and who knows what else. My goal is to finish 2004 by February 1st. Keep your fingers crossed. Anybody else scrapbook....?

Betsy...thanks for the x-mas card! Lovely picture..Question though...who is the boy!?

How come people all of the sudden have the kids I never knew about!?

Have a great weekend.

ME!!! I am an avid scrapbooker! I've been doing it since Timmy was a baby. Let's see. Timmy's book is up to entering Kindergarten (remember he's 12?) and Cassie has just had her second Halloween (and she's 7 1/2). See, I'm gonna be current by ............................ Timmy's wedding

I love to do it, but, uh, TIME??? Mom, I need to go the the golf course, Mom I need, Mommy, Mommmmmmeeeeee, Mom, Mom, Mom ....... what if I change my name ???

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Well folks, howdy and all o' that. Had a long, tough week in New York, pucntuated by the fact that I have a broken toe and a cold, and a boss who is delusionally neurotic. He and I were actually screaming at each other at one point on Thursday!! Hey Bets, I tried my best to get fired this week like we talked about. I figured if I yelled at him and told him he doesn't know what the &$$%## he's talking about, that should do it. Apparently not. Just made him yell louder and demand more. Go figure.

On the bright side, I got to see the DVD last night for the first time. Beano, bud, what an AWESOME job you did!! Just the right combination of nostalgia and debauchery. You missed your calling in life!! Seriously, great job, man. My favorite part involving me wasn't the YMCA or gondola stuff that people were talking about. It was the "sound bite" about the "&#$%$* wussy-*ss horn that ship next to us has". I remember saying it, but had no idea you were filming that!!!

Have a good weekend everyone!!

 

[BeanoC]

Hey Chris!!!

Glad you enjoyed it so much. The best sound bites are always the ones you get when people don't know you're filming. Ah, but Beano is always filming!
But I can't make more cruise videos until we actually take another cruise.

So when we goin', huh huh huh??


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