October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Tenorsinging]

anyone.....BUELLER????


IS THIS THING ON????


testing 1, 1 2, 1, 121,...

 

[tinkryansmom]

JOKE, JOKE, JOKE (insert toga smilie here)

 

[Tenorsinging]

Whose kid is Vintage ? That one is dishing dirt on mom.....now we have some ammo....

hee hee hee

Of course, I have the same affliction. Too many projects, so little time...doing things for MY FAMILY.

Why I oughta ..... Vintage....I will box your ears....OK - Tenor will....

aw: aw: aw: Anybody seen Beano's dog?

.....keepin the dog until I get an upgrade......

 

[tinkryansmom]

Man, Chris, is that Tenor impatient or what?

YOOO HOOO Tenor....we're waiting.....

Darn 40 second timer.

 

[Tenorsinging]

okay, I actually have 2 jokes, one kinda dirty....can you tell a dirty joke on here?????? On the other hand, if Sue Ellen is tying one on again...you guys could read it until she comes on and delete's it!!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Tenor...

yes please do tell us a joke!

Johnna,

Vintage(Heather) is Kaila's best friend and will be traveling with Trish and her family. (no parent on thread)

 

[tinkryansmom]

Johnna,

Vintage(Heather) is Kaila's best friend and will be traveling with Trish and her family. (no parent on thread)

Darn it...No ammo....very sad....

 

[tinkryansmom]

How was the Beano Family dinner?

 

[RonnieJo66]

How was the Beano Family dinner?

Running family joke....

We had "yellow" for dinner!


yes, I will explain. Home-made chicken fingers, mac & cheese and corn. (hence....yellow)

 

[Tenorsinging]

1st Joke:



A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the 1st grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words", she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my nana". "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER Use 'Big People' words".

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo". She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book", he replied. "That's WONDERFUL" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed his chest with great pride, and said,



WAIT FOR IT.....




WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Winnie the Sh**"

 

[RonnieJo66]

Yo Tenor.....what up?

WHERE'S THE JOKE?

oops....sorry my post came up after your joke.............nevermind!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Yep...yellow...I get it...

Well since joke is not forthcoming

I can share weirdness. Today is Fall Clean up here in Tracy. What does this mean you ask? Well twice a year the city allows you to dispose of large items. For instance we put out patio furniture as we bought new stuff this summer.

Ok - so for 2 days before when the sun starts to go down...people will drive around town and dig through the piles and take whatever they want. We call them vultures. its creepy. And the dogs around here don't like it. I always want to pour a glass of wine and sit outside and watch/count them. DH says no.

Ok-that is my share the weirdness story for today.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Yep...yellow...I get it...

Well since joke is not forthcoming, therefore, making Chris' day worse - way to go Tenor....

I can share weirdness. Today is Fall Clean up here in Tracy. What does this mean you ask? Well twice a year the city allows you to dispose of large items. For instance we put out patio furniture as we bought new stuff this summer.

Ok - so for 2 days before when the sun starts to go down...people will drive around town and dig through the piles and take whatever they want. We call them vultures. its creepy. And the dogs around here don't like it. I always want to pour a glass of wine and sit outside and watch/count them. DH says no.

Ok-that is my share the weirdness story for today.

Hey Johnna,


We have that here in Kingsburg too! Ours is in May though......right before Swedish Festival.

 

[tinkryansmom]

Do you start to get tired after awhile of checking the disney discussion threads and finding nothing interesting?

Depresses me everytime.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Do you start to get tired after awhile of checking the disney discussion threads and finding nothing interesting?

Depresses me everytime.

Hey, I wonder if'n we could cause a stir by making some interesting stuff up??

Hmmm, the trouble we could cause

1. what time is the midnight buffet?
2. how much does it cost to see the free movies onboard?


stuff like that..........bet some moron would answer us
(yeah, I guess that wasn't very nice was it?? )

 

[Tenorsinging]

2nd Joke, subject to being deleted later....better read it quick!!!!!!


Harlow was fixing a door when he found that he needed a new hinge. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer

When Carl was finished, Mary asked, "how much for the teapot?" Carl replied "that's silver and it costs $100". "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot"...

 

[sparrow_of_tortuga]

How do you post pictures? I found a really funny one, but I don't know how to post it. Help!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Hey, I wonder if'n we could cause a stir by making some interesting stuff up??

Hmmm, the trouble we could cause

1. what time is the midnight buffet?
2. how much does it cost to see the free movies onboard?


stuff like that..........bet some moron would answer us
(yeah, I guess that wasn't very nice was it?? )

You see, you would be lit on fire flamed for writing something like that.

Most would not understand the sense of humor on our thread.

Hence the LURKERS!!

Tenor can I get an AMEN!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Yep...yellow...I get it...

Well since joke is not forthcoming

I can share weirdness. Today is Fall Clean up here in Tracy. What does this mean you ask? Well twice a year the city allows you to dispose of large items. For instance we put out patio furniture as we bought new stuff this summer.

Ok - so for 2 days before when the sun starts to go down...people will drive around town and dig through the piles and take whatever they want. We call them vultures. its creepy. And the dogs around here don't like it. I always want to pour a glass of wine and sit outside and watch/count them. DH says no.

Ok-that is my share the weirdness story for today.

jokie was forthcoming it was post 6207!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

How do you post pictures? I found a really funny one, but I don't know how to post it. Help!

Pam,

I am the wrong person to ask...........me no know