October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[sparrow_of_tortuga]

LOL. Thanks though RonnieJo. Anyone else know??

 

[tinkryansmom]

Gosh darn it...telemarketers keep interrupting my DIS - ness. I keep hanging up on them...you know

Hello? Not quite silence but static or a hum....HANG UP!

Then it dawned on me....maybe its DCL calling with my upgrade!!? What am I thinking.
They are most likely so offended they are calling Tenor or % right now!!.....Oh what have I done...sob sob sob..

I need more wine.

 

[RonnieJo66]

You see, you would be lit on fire flamed for writing something like that.

Most would not understand the sense of humor on our thread.

Hence the LURKERS!!

Tenor can I get an AMEN!

OK OK......I don't wish to don a fire-protective suit this evening, so I will do no such thing.

 

[tiggerandpooh]

well it must be ladies night on the thread..

tenor good jokes

can anyone tell me how much the soda is at the soda station?

something like that rj

 

[Tenorsinging]

You see, you would be lit on fire flamed for writing something like that.

Most would not understand the sense of humor on our thread.

Hence the LURKERS!!

Tenor can I get an AMEN!

AMEN SISTAH!!!!!!! You gotta watch out for them thar lerkers......keep an eye on them at all times



hey, nobody likeum my jokes????

 

[tinkryansmom]

jokie was forthcoming it was post 6207!!!!!!!!!!!!

take no offense...you posted when I posted or they passed each other in posting land.

Did you know Winnie the Pooh in Sweden is called Nale Pooh. Pronounced NAH-LAY Poo

So it would be Nale Sh**!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

How do you post pictures? I found a really funny one, but I don't know how to post it. Help!

I have NOOOOO idea...that's why these nice people are spared from my crazy pics....don't know how to do it!!!!

 

[tarzanman]

I have NOOOOO idea...that's why these nice people are spared from my crazy pics....don't know how to do it!!!!

Hit the image button (next to the hyperlink one) and put in the path to the picture. The pic cant be on your PC. It has to be on a hosted site, like a photobucket or similar. You can do it!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Lynne Tenor person...

How is Saralinda feeling?....any better??

 

[Tenorsinging]

Then it dawned on me....maybe its DCL calling with my upgrade!!? What am I thinking.
They are most likely so offended they are calling Tenor or % right now!!.....Oh what have I done...sob sob sob..

Bring it on DCL, BRING IT ON!!!! Wood lovum upgradum.


For the love of Shields and Yarnell....where does the time go??? It is already 10:44 p.m. here.....yikes

 

[tarzanman]

Bring it on DCL, BRING IT ON!!!! Wood lovum upgradum.


For the love of Shields and Yarnell....where does the time go??? It is already 10:44 p.m. here.....yikes

In case you missed it I just posted the directions on how to insert an image.

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

2nd Joke, subject to being deleted later....better read it quick!!!!!!


Harlow was fixing a door when he found that he needed a new hinge. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer

When Carl was finished, Mary asked, "how much for the teapot?" Carl replied "that's silver and it costs $100". "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot"...

No, there's at least ONE guy here. Uhhhh, Tenor, I'm thinking you'r gonna be a real HOOT when you have a couple of drinks in ya and you are not being mindful of the censors here on the DIS.

Methinks we're gonna hear much more colorful jokes from you at Beano and RJs party!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Lynne Tenor person...

How is Saralinda feeling?....any better??

Thanks for askin, fever definately on downward spiral...not completely gone but definately bettah!!!!! Am glad that I won't have to cancel her party on Saturday.....and speaking of that, did I mention that my housekeeper called me this morning and told me that her daughter is really sick and she will not be coming all week???????? Can't panic, cuz it sounds like her daughter is a lot worse than mine (she has asthma) but OMG!!!!!! Wish I had some of you Overcleaners Anonymous people here to help!!!! I have about 8-10 people coming over on Saturday, plus the 4 of us counting Miss Judit.....She is very tired of being sick and sitting around she is bored silly!!!!

 

[SueEllen]

A word from your friendly moderator....

Hey guys and gals--please keep everything here clean and family friendly. If you think a post is subject to deletion, please do not post it. It will only cause posting priviledge issues.

I'm not hard core, and I don't like to have to delete or edit posts, but when you are deliberately posting things that are inappropriate for a family board then you know you are doing wrong. It's no different than trying to bypass the word filter, and the adminstrators and webmasters are within their rights per DIS posting guidelines to revoke posting priviledges.

If you would not want your child reading something then it doesn't belong on the DIS.

Thanks for understanding...now back to your regularly scheduled posting.
Sue Ellen

 

[RonnieJo66]

Ummm! Tenor got busted!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

In case you missed it I just posted the directions on how to insert an image.

yeah....I saw it... but Tim....can I call you Tim????? Here is the dilemma...(did I spell that wright?) We have a scanner.....but I don't know how to use it. So I would have to figure out how to use the scanner, then figure out how to put it on a webpage, and then figure out how to get it on this page.

I thought I would be sending some pics a few days ago. My Tim was going to do it...but I told him that I did not like the pic he had picked out for me and he got all "British" and huffy on me and did the "FINE!!!" and I said "OK FINE!!!" and he pretty much said that he wouldn't do it anymore.....

Did I mention that he has been a pain in the poh poh this week????? I think he is on the rag......

 

[RonnieJo66]

Well, I am off to watch some TV....nightie night all.

 

[SueEllen]

SueEllen,
When you say you are a proud iced tea snob, considering your post, can I assume the tea (at least tonight) is of the Long Island variety?

Nah--last night it was chocolate raspberry martinis (made with Godiva white and dark chocolate liquor) They are heavenly (I drank my dessert!!)

Sue Ellen

 

[Tenorsinging]

Ummm! Tenor got busted!!!!!!!!!!

...........tenor bending over fer spankin.............



he he he he he he he

 

[sparrow_of_tortuga]

Thanks tm, but I still couldn't figure it out. LOL! But here's a link to the post. This was on the October 22nd Magic meet board and it's hilarious. Here's the link: http://disboards.com/showpost.php?p=10299590&postcount=956