October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[BeanoC]

Thanks, Chris. I have the adapter; just need the plug. So, if the row I am in doesn't have one, and I am running out of juice...

"Hey, you! Yeah, you, sitting by the outlet. Move!! Why? Cuz Beano told you to. Gotta problem with that? Well do ya, punk"? (Beano sneers like Clint Eastwood. Man in seat laughs at him. Air Marshalls cuff Beano and haul him away, screaming "must play video poker, must play!!".

Maybe taking a nap on the plane is a better idea?




'Beano'

 

[Tenorsinging]

Hey Beano!!!!!!!!!!!


Does your face hurt?????

 

[BeanoC]

Tenor, it often hurts. Especially if I try to think. Independent thought is SO overrrated.


'Beano'

 

[Tenorsinging]

well.....IT'S KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!



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so sorry...that's my kids favorite joke...other than her knock knock joke, which is equally bad...wanna hear it????

 

[Tenorsinging]

wahhhhhhhhh somebody talk to me....I said I wuz sorry for the bad joke


Did anybody miss me today????? For the love of Charlie's Angels, the fair was SOOOOOOOOOO expensive today!!!!!!! Just gotten crazy expensive, even the kiddie rides that used to be 3-5 tickets are now 6-7 tickets, and tickets are .50 a piece. Adds up quick!!!!! I passed on the fried twinkies and fried peanut butter and jelly and bananna sammich, and strangely enough, I passed on the fried alligator as well



Hey, IS THIS THING ON????????? Anyone......testing 1, 1 2, 1.....

 

[RonnieJo66]

fried alligator????????/ EW!!!!

Did ya get your "corniedog"? what about a funnel cake? or a caramel apple?

 

[BeanoC]

Ok, Tenor... "Who's there?"




'Beano'

 

[BeanoC]

Oh, RJ, I misread your post! You said 'funnel cake', I thought you said 'funeral cake"

I thought, what the hell is that? The stuff they eat at the widders' home after the funeral?


'Beano'

 

[tiggerandpooh]

for anyone who likes larry the cable guy

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/wma-pop-up/-/B00005R8GF001002/002-2267760-6402454

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/wma-pop-up/-/B00005R8GF001012/002-2267760-6402454

 

[tiggerandpooh]

beano, i would hope you like larry the cable cause you are just as funny as him

 

[Tenorsinging]

YES!!!!!!!! I had my "corgie dog" and a funnel cake Buh Bye diet for today buh bye!!!!!!!!!!! what else.....tried to be good...had a piece of pizza, lots of water....spent most of the money not on food, no carmel apple this time, but on those blasted coupons....had an ice cream...that was it for food.



Beano: Apple

 

[BeanoC]

Sean : Thanks, dude! GIT 'ER DONE!!


Tenor: Let me see, how should I phrase this... Um...

Apple WHO?




'Beano'

 

[Tenorsinging]

ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...uhhhhh. oh just forget it.....

Terrible isn't it???? She loves to tell it though and will most likely tell it in the kid's club to some poor unsuspecting person.....she just doesn't get it....
do not see standup in her future.....but if she sees you on the ship...she will most likely tell the joke to you....

 

[DisneyAg85]

[/QUOTE]
Speaking of using my laptop, anyone know if AA has the electric plugs in coach? (That's American Airlines, NOT Alcoholics Anonymous!)



'Beano' [/QUOTE]

Beano: checkout seatguru.com they have seat maps for most airplanes and it will even tell you what seats have power if any.

 

[BeanoC]

OK Kurt, thanks.

Tenor - Oh, for the love of Skipper and Gilligan! Is this gonna go on forever until you say "Orange you glad I didn't say apple"?



'Beano'

 

[ophie]

Ophie: If'n you get the remote to the TV - call me for football!! Unless you are a Packers fan then forget it. I'll watch downstairs!!

Dude... Saturday... day we leave... World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party

 

[Tenorsinging]

NO Beano!!!! I'm tellin ya, that's how horrible the joke is, that's it.

Knock Knock: Who's there?
Apple Apple Who?
Orange!!!!


I'm tellin ya, she jest don't get it. She has similar jokes with: who's there? Banana, banana who?: GRAPES!!!!

It's sad really.....

Man, I'm hot, sweaty and my feet hurt. They did have these neat little feet massages all over the place though. They were called "footsie wootsie's" and for a quarter....it was quite the thrill. I told Tim that that was the strongest vibrating foot massager I have ever seen.....and he said.......

WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!


he said......."you wished you could sit down on it didn't ya?????"


Sorry Sue Ellen....guess that one might get pulled!!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Gotta love that, Tenor!! (Just beware of athlete's crotch!)

Ophie - I am with you... world's largest outdoor cocktail party! We can watch the Angels and Cardinals in the Fall Classic, or maybe a good college football game, and try to pretend that alcohol will be forever banned from the ship if we fail to make them run out!



'Beano'

 

[ophie]

Ophie - I am with you... world's largest outdoor cocktail party! We can watch the Angels and Cardinals in the Fall Classic, or maybe a good college football game, and try to pretend that alcohol will be forever banned from the ship if we fail to make them run out!

Hmm... I think you guys misunderstand me. The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party is on Sat. Oct 29th this year. It's always in Jacksonville, Fl. outside Alltel Stadium.

Florida/Georgia Game!

If I can thief the remote... that's what we'll be watching.

 

[Tenorsinging]

oh, don't worry about that beano....I wuzn't plannin on taking off my "socks"






HEY I'M REALLY CLOSE TO 500!!!!!!!!!!!