October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[BeanoC]

Not as mean as that.

 

[Tenorsinging]

skipping yer tern cuz you wuz slow....unless you's is posted by the times I finish this one

not sure what her fascination for the couch bed is. A couple of times when I was sick for 3 or 4 days in a row and got lonely in the bedroom, Tim made the couch bed up for me and for some reason she just thinks that is the bee's knee's...go figger....so now everytime she has so much as a papercut...."mom, I think I need to make out the couchbed"..."can I make out the couchbed?" So I let her this time, since she is really sick

 

[Tenorsinging]

Not as mean as that.

well I NEVER!!!!! I Do Not!!!! I will have you know that I took a shower JUST LAST MONTH!!!!!!! In honor of arbor day.....

bettah be nice to me....who else among us wuz nice enough to stay up and play with you so you could get yer hestorical post?????


huh???????????? who's the nice one????? Come on!!!!!!!



or should I say HYSTERICAL POST!!!!!!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Tenor, it is in fact quite nice of you to stay up and play with... wait, I'd better rephrase that... stay up and humor me!

And I think it's adorable that your little snookie wookums likes the couch bed. Our kids did that too!! That was about... 250 years ago.

Q: What's a Hindu?

A: It lays eggs.

 

[BeanoC]

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg."

 

[Tenorsinging]

she is the absolute light of my life....I totally adore her..she told me today that she never wants to grow up because she never wants to leave me, but she wants to be a big star and ride around in a limo all the time, and so I could ride around with her too.....here's sumpin funny she said today, when I wuz trying to correct her...

"MOM, stop trying to interject me!" love that!!!!


kept thinking of school house rock....Interjections, show emotion.....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg."

you spelled that there Looweezyana town wrong....I really like this one, ceptin I heard it where the punch line was:

dairrrryyyyy queeeeeeennnnn

 

[BeanoC]

they're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

 

[Tenorsinging]

so when you're happy, or sad.....or frightened or mad (or is it glad).......




look into my eyes....you're getting closer to 2500....you're getting closer....

 

[Tenorsinging]

MAN!!! talk about postus interruptus....


where didja go????

 

[BeanoC]

How to tell if you're a Redneck Jedi:

You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

You have used the force to get a beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

At least one wing on your fighter is primer colored.

Your father said to you, "Shoot, git on over to the dark side son, it'll be a hoot".

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters

 

[Tenorsinging]

...oooooohhhhhhh hate them thar skeeters.....and them thar chiggers too!!!!


oooooooo chiggers....reminds me o that time I went out on one of them thar snipe hunts.....

 

[Tenorsinging]

okay now!!!!! You's is got 2 left....make um good uns

 

[BeanoC]

Ok, one more before I hit 2500:

Two airplane mechanics named Ben and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Ben and Tim have nothing to do. After work Ben and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Ben says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Ben calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling?” Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Ben asks, “Do you have a hangover?” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.” Then Ben says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?” Tim says, “No, why?”
Ben says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”

 

[BeanoC]

Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have a moment of silence...



2500 baby!!



Thank you, you have been a great audience. I'll be here all week.

 

[Tenorsinging]

ha, ha.....



Hey now....this one is for all the marbles.....go ahead....


make my day!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

that's It Charlie Brown!!!!! I Waited Up All Night For The Great Pumpkin For This????

 

[BeanoC]

Thanks fer keepin' me cump'nee, Tenor!

Give yer little snickle-fritz a hug for me, and go to bed!

Wait - I am over 2500! Gotta stay up until I git 2600 now.


Ok, so, these 2 guys walk into a bar...

 

[BeanoC]

Wait wait...

only 98 more.

Oh for the love of Huey Lewis, forget it.

 

[Tenorsinging]

wait....I gotta do one more too...can't end up on an odd numero....okay this makes an even 780....good lordy are they gunna kill us tomm or whut??


goodnite beans....enjoyed talkin to ya...hope RJ knows I wuz jest kidding about everthin....and aint mad