OMMMMGGGGG!!!!
Here's my story -- So, I have a very badly infected ear that is swollen shut. The entire left side of my face is blown up like the elephant man.

Yet I still get up at 2 am in the flipping morning to work the online system. Nope. Nada. Up again at 5 am to work it again. Nope. Nothin.
So, on to the phones. I hit redial for 10 minutes and get through YEA!! On hold for about 20 then *bloop* my phone looses signal! WHAT?!?!?

Back to square one. Hit redial for another 20 minutes and get through - I take off running outside to get a good signal, when *bloop* signal lost! ***!?!? Seriously, this is not a problem - ever. Why today? **sigh** Another hour and 20 minutes of redial and I get through. I hold for 35 minutes.
By God, at this point I am tearing through the house like a mad woman trying to get outside. I would have shoved down my grandmother if she were in my way!
All of my ressies are spot on PERFECT, for the exception of CRT, which just isnt happening my cm says. My little ones are hungry, but Im busy I tell them. So, I throw ding dongs at them and say Have fun! No joke. I cant believe Im even admitting this!
Ok, time for cc number to be given to hold certain ressies - no good. WHAT?!?!? Your joking!! "NO maam, Im sorry. Do you have another card?" Uhhh no. This is my debit card.
I have in my hand Mickey's Backyard BBQ and -the perfect. 9pm dinner. with Wishes at 10pm during dessert. ADR that I had to let go. It was seriously like sand slipping through my finders. CRAP!
I get off the phone with the cm and call the bank - their visa debit system is down for the morning.
After I get off of the phone with the bank, I walk out into my living room and its FULL of smoke. I guess some wood was still smoldering from last nights fire....
Im going back to bed..........