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Is anyone out there? Turn your TVs on there is a space shuttle set to go off in 6 min.!!!
You can change your comment under your name--I did it with mine when I only had around 20 posts!
Yes, with flying colours!!!Thanks for sharing the photos! There is a auto shop not far from me that did the exact same thing to a VW bug
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We got our park hopper tickets today...thought I would share a pic. Not only are they very cool pics on the front but they are plastic like credit cards, not those cardboard type tickets!!And as a bonus...no Minnie in sight!!
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Tom did like what he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a
white robe standing in front of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in
heaven."
"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said
Tom. "I want you to send me back immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen.
The choice is your own."
Tom thought about it for a while and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with
a rooster can't be that bad.
"I want to return as a hen," Tom replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely
feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow-up. Then along
came the rooster.
"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said, "How do you
like being a hen?"
"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my *** is about to explode."
"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need
to lay an egg."
"How do I do that?" Tom asked.
"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an
egg was on the ground.
"Wow!" Tom said, "That felt really good!"
So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet
another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife
shout:
"Tom, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're ****tin' all over the bed!"
yeah!! I promise not to post too many pictures...however it does seem to use a lot of space...does that help our counts at all?
Here are some pictures from our trip Wisconsin to Tahoe and back through Yellowstone.
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Sean ice skating on top of the mountain at Squaw Valley, where they held the 1960 winter olympics. The Ice rink is from the Olympics
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View of Lake Tahoe from the top of the mountain
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Kaitie & Sean at Donner's Pass
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Kaitie & I (Judy) in a restuarant in Nevada City, CA. The chef turned out to be from Greendale WI , where I grew Up, and his mom & mine read in Church together. Small World
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Kaitie and my dad, John, panning for gold in the Yuba River
I'll post pictures of the Animals next time, I mean the ones in Yellowstone not the kids after a day in the car
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What exactly is passporters?