October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 2

[oybolshoi]

so what is the actual date I can go online ? pretty please

I think it's July 22nd - but you might want to verify that with someone else here.

Now, go read my fabulous update and have yourself a good laugh at my expense.

 

[oybolshoi]

Have I re-developed that thread killing thing of mine?

I took a bath this morning...I'm clean!!

 

[oybolshoi]

Hmmmmmm...maybe it was the comment about giving Mickey to Plankton as a companion?

 

[oybolshoi]

If I keep going I can catch up to and then surpass Karen as the #2 most chatty Konker...

 

[oybolshoi]

Because there is certainly no way that anyone is going to catch up with Jeff...he'll make sure of that!

 

[oybolshoi]

Ummmmm...I wanna go home. I don't want to work....I want to win the lottery and recognize my dream of doing nothing.

 

[oybolshoi]

I even waited a few minutes and no one has popped in to interrupt me.

 

[A fat english gent]

"I want to win the lottery and recognize my dream of doing nothing."

NO,you want/NEED to win the lottery so you can come with us....

 

[oybolshoi]

"I want to win the lottery and recognize my dream of doing nothing."

NO,you want/NEED to win the lottery so you can come with us....

That would certainly be an acceptable short-term advantage to winning the lottery.

 

[oybolshoi]

Post #865 for me!!!!

 

[oybolshoi]

The Cardinals won 7-5 this afternoon after falling behind 4-0 in the early innings. Woo Hoo!!!

 

[oybolshoi]

Well, although I have nothing of any importance to say (story of my life) I'll just continue...

Oh, wait! I thought of something good...


Paige - hope your sick child feels better soon!!!

 

[Lindy Loo]

Brenda im here to play!


Just watching a TV programme about the AVERAGE Brition....

heres some weird but apparently TRUE facts (all averages)

You live for 78.5 yrs
You eat 1,200 chickens in a life time
You drink 1,694 bottles of wine and 10,351 pints of beer

 

[Lindy Loo]

At any one time 0.7% of the worldsd population is DRUNK!

You vomit twice a year... anything to do with the wine and beer consumption!

We send 40 tons of waste to the land fill in a lifetime!

On average we have 10 sexual partners, having sex 4,239 times in a lifetime

We use ( men and women) 21 lipsticks in a lifetime
Women use 11,000 tampons ( they should be FREE! .. ... its not by choice we pay for them, i can assure you ! )

Youor hair uncut would grow to 9 metre 42 cms. Nails to 286 cms!

 

[Lindy Loo]

We spend £30,123 in a life time on clothes !! (I guess i bet that average!)

We walk 45,464 miles.....

We will use 135,950 litre of petrol in our cars.

We will go on 59 forgein holidays! ( emmm guess I hope to beat that average too ! )

 

[Lindy Loo]

Sorry am i boring you ???

 

[Lindy Loo]

Well we watch 148 minutes of TV a day, thats 8 years of TV watching in a life time !!!


wonder is DISSING is keeping me lower on this statistic?

 

[A fat english gent]

Have you stopped all that talk lindy loo?

 

[Lindy Loo]

NOPE!!!

 

[Lindy Loo]

got caught on the 40 sec rule !