October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 2

[JLDSMD]

Just survived another school disco and I'm covered in orange and blackcurrant squash - ewk!

700 + glasses of pop made and sold in 3 hours - phew - thirstly work boogeying

I now have 35 minutes to feed my child, get him dressed in his Beavers uniform and at Beavers - dont ya just luv being a mum!
Eat quicker Ellis...eat quicker.

You gotta love Karen's dedication to the DIS and this thread. With all this stress, she still finds time to post.

 

[Karen Mouse]

You gotta love Karen's dedication to the DIS and this thread. With all this stress, she still finds time to post.

I have no life and it keeps me sane - I got him there on time. He was still wiping brocolli from around his mouth as we ran into the hall

He had to take a deorated hard boiled egg in tonight - I was rather pleased with my effort if I say so myself....erm... I mean it was all Ellis' work really - its a competition - me against 30 6-8 year olds - I'll take 'em all on in an egg war - competitive?... me? ....nooooooo

 

[Karen Mouse]

Apologies in advance to any irish amongst us

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
> lost at least 5 pounds."
> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly
> 60 LBS!
> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
> instructions?"
> The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were
> going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!"

 

[cntkg1]

Apologies in advance to any irish amongst us

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
> lost at least 5 pounds."
> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly
> 60 LBS!
> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
> instructions?"
> The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were
> going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!"

Very good Karen!!

 

[GOS]

Heather was he in im a celebrity? .................... I thought the Osmond in that programe was quite fun. Have I got the right guy? /

No that was his younger brother Jimmy..or The Long Haired Lover from Liverpool.

Heather

 

[dizneycrazy4]

I go to lunch and when I come back we have dropped to 3/4 down the page, I guess I need to post to bring you back to the top.

Janice

 

[oybolshoi]

Apologies in advance to any irish amongst us

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
> lost at least 5 pounds."
> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly
> 60 LBS!
> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
> instructions?"
> The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were
> going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"





Where's Chris? He should be laughing louder than anyone right now. I thought he was supposed to be back by now.

 

[Karen Mouse]

Oh geez - you are never gonna believe how totally STUUUPID I am



I fetched Ellis back from Beavers and went into the kitchen to get him a drink. Through the kitchen window I see 2 manky cats sitting on the roof of Ellis's log cabin. These cats are driving me crazy. They leave me "presents" all over my garden day after day after day and it looked like I was about to get another "present" from the way the one was sitting.

Well, I ran..and I mean RAN into the conservatory to get into the back garden to shoo them off, but..............










Wait for it...............
















I hadnt opened the conservatory door.




I ran face (nose) first into a big pain of toughened glass.













My nose is soooooooo swollen and throbbing and its just stopped bleeding after about 10 minutes. There is a HUGE bump on it and my god it hurts



Yep - I'm THAT STUPID


Hopefully the bruising will have gone by October - I'll post a photo if I wake up tomorrow with 2 black eyes.



OK, HAVE YOU'VE ALL FINISHED LAUGHING?




The cutest thing though..... Ellis was so clever... he ran into the house and grabbed the phone to ring Daddy to come and look after me and fetched me some chocolate to make me feel better


Good night folks - I'm off to bed to try to get rid of this headache.





I wish I'd caught it on video tape - it would have made ame a fortune on "you've been framed" and "worlds funniest video" programmes. Mind you..I'm not laughing



Bloody cats are probably laughing their *sses off right now, whilst emptying their bowels on another bit of my lawn.

Tomorrows installment - revenge - "camoflague Karen" lies inwait with rifle to shoot cats *ss.

 

[Scouter]

OMG! Poor Karen!
Sorry about your mishap..hope you feel better soon.

 

[Scouter]

LInda, I love Eloise's photos, she is so adorable.
I also love that playhouse/shed in your yard. Very cool!

 

[oybolshoi]

Karen, I'm sorry to hear of your accident this afternoon but I had to laugh at the way you described it. I swear I could hear you bouncing off the glass door.


Thank goodness Ellis is such a smart, sweet little boy! I do hope you feel better soon -

 

[Timon]

My goodness, you guys are a chatty bunch!!!

Can't say I'm much of a chatterer really...(is that even a word?)...actually, I'm a bit of a hermit, an introvert. BUT I am married to an extreme extravert...the type that goes through the cashier at Walmart and tells them their life story. Rob went to Zellers last night and he came home and said "The cashier said that Kira was beautiful! And the lady behind me in line said she was a cutie!!!" Funny thing is....Kira was at home with me!! Apparently he pulls out her picture to strangers LOL!
I just can't do that!


Great "how you met your SO" stories...here's ours...

Rob and I met "online" on a local BBS (this was WAY before there were internet chats, MSN Messenger and online dating sites!) Actually I was engaged at the time to another man (not happily mind you...) but often went online to a local BBS (Bulletin Board System) to play trivia with my sisters and you can chat with other people, just locally here in Calgary. I had chatted (just hello & goodbye sort of thing, to be polite) with Rob and then one night, out of the blue, I decided at the very last minute to go to a chat meet at a bar. It TOTALLY out of character for me, I didn't join this site to meet anyone (I was already trying to get out of my relationship so I didn't need another! ) and I never intended on going to a meet (they had meets every Wednesday) and NEVER had been to a bar alone, but fate stepped in and I hopped in the shower at 8pm, was at the bar by 9pm and Rob was the 3rd person I was introduced to. There was a hypnotist performing that night and Rob volunteered. I couldn't take my eyes off of him the whole time he was on stage!! It was so weird, I even found myself talking to myself "Cass, quit staring at this guy! What is wrong with you!!!"

Back online the next day, he started chatting with me, he told me that he was very interested in me...I told him that I was in a bad relationship and needed time to sort things out before I would ever even consider going out with him. He told me he'd wait. I laughed. What a loser, I thought! As if!

We chatted, as friends, online for a few weeks, then I finally got the courage to leave my fiancee. I told him I would need time to get over it and heal and get my life back in order, told him that maybe I would give him a call in 6 months. He said he'd wait eagerly for my call.

I called him the next day, we went out the next night and 3 weeks later we were in love Two and a half years after we met, we were married

Never really understood kismet until I met Rob. Now I am a HUGE believer!!




Nancy, they have a birthday board on the DIS. It's a little cheesy as the same 3 people always post and it's quite redundant but oh well, they try.
They already have a thread going for me http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1399688

 

[oybolshoi]

Cass, your birthday is tomorrow? That's my mom's birthday, too.

Happy Birthday to you!!

 

[Lindy Loo]

Cass Happy birthday for tomorrow!!!

Your story about meeting Rob is wonderful, all the stories have a bit of fate in them , in some way or another. Its so interesting to think "what if...." What if you hadnt gone to the meet? ... What if Brenda didnt study the same subjects as Jay? What if Wayne had been on the other shift at work? ............... weird isnt it !

These are the kind of weird conversations I might try and get you in, if ive had to much vino, so be warned !

Karen, I hope your nose is better soon, and your headache. IF you had got it on video at least you would have been rich !

 

[Lindy Loo]

Other than CHRIS!!! have we all told our meeting our partners stories ?


I thought we might play another fun type game ?
You think of an animal that others would use to describe you......

Or a car or a food, or what ever you like.


So.... if I went first.... IF I WAS AN ANIMAL I WOULD BE A Merecat

cos................. I run around and chatter alot, I'm nosey and stick my head up alot to see whats going on around me.


What animal would you be and why ?

 

[Lindy Loo]

Whoops I forgot, Happy Birthday to B's mum too !!

 

[oybolshoi]

Whoops I forgot, Happy Birthday to B's mum too !!

The Grimace thanks you for the birthday wishes. She's in Las Vegas right now, so at least I know she's happy.

 

[Timon]

Brenda,

We seem to have a strange bit of coinkidinks ourselves Your birthday is the same as our wedding anniversary...your mom's bday is the same as my birthday...hmmm weird....

Oh, me forgots to welcome dizneycrazy4!! aboard!!!!


Karen, that is TOO! Funny! I hope you are ok though! I shouldn't laugh...I am this close to doing a silly thing like that too with my postpartum brain!!! So far I only SOUND like an idiot, not LOOK like one

Robin, that is too funny about the b***s!!! I found out much later (like only a year ago!) that Rob probably wouldn't have dated me if I didn't have them too!! He's such a sweet wonderful kind human being, not into artificial stuff, and then one day last year he blurts out that it's a good thing I had big b***s otherwise we might not be together LOL!!! (He's gonna be all embarrassed now, he peeks in on this thread every once in awhile!!! )

 

[cntkg1]

I ran face (nose) first into a big pain of toughened glass.

OK, HAVE YOU'VE ALL FINISHED LAUGHING?

Tomorrows installment - revenge - "camoflague Karen" lies inwait with rifle to shoot cats *ss.

Oh Karen, I'm so sorry to hear that you are hurt but I'm also sad to admit that yes, I did laugh!!

Reminds me of when Kristin was playing with my stretchy exercise bands and popped herself in the nose with them. Her nose was not broken but it sure was swollen and black and blue for weeks.

Never really understood kismet until I met Rob. Now I am a HUGE believer!!


Nancy, they have a birthday board on the DIS. It's a little cheesy as the same 3 people always post and it's quite redundant but oh well, they try.
They already have a thread going for me http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1399688

Another great story! And...Happy Birthday to you, Cass!!

And Mama Grimace!!

 

[Lindy Loo]

Oh ROB you naughty boy !!!


is this big enough Cass for him to see ?






Wayne a B**b man too !