Deck the Ships (to be sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Deck the ships with lots of booty, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho,
'Tis the season to be looting, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Don we now our pirate clothing, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Think of us with lots of loathing, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Set the blazing town before us, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Cannons fire and join the chorus, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Give us all your gold and treasure, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Then your maidens'll give us pleasure! Yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Your Town's Roasting in an Open Fire (to be sung to the tune "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
Your town's roasting in an open fire,
Gunshots're nipping at your backs,
Screaming women yelling for us to leave
And you're in terror as you're sacked.
Everybody knows a cannon and a pirate flag
Help to make the season's fright.
Town folks here with their eyes all squeezed shut
Will find it hard to live tonight.
They know that pirates're in their town,
They'll grab up lots of gold and maidens in their gowns.
And every mother's child is gonna cry
As through the streets their frightened families will fly.
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,
To folks from one to ninety-two.
If you don't want us in your town anymore,
"Give us treasure, please do!"

Happy Holidays Pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
