OK, here goes.
Hott Tubb Kidd - Chapter 1
Once upon a time on a 4day Wonder cruise port day, Alan and Jamie found themselves 'kidless'. Allie was with Granny at the straw market, Cale was in the kids club making chocolate chip cookies, and Uncle Chris (Alan's brother -he's not a kid) was over on the other side of the island a-gamblin'.
Alan and Jamie decided to visit the adults only area of the ship and enjoy some quiet couple time. They relaxed on some deck chairs for a while and then decided to get in the hot tub.

They were sitting and chatting and enjoying each other's company, when, as always, the conversation shifted to the kids. Jamie glanced over at the deck chairs and inquired, "Do you think we can hear the beeper if Cale needs us?"
All the color drained from Alan's face, as he slowly reached into the water and pulled the beeper from his swim trunks waistband....
The nice CM gave them another and said that maybe the wet one would dry out and work again by the end of the cruise.