artman
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Now that's a good one, corny but good!I told it to my DH, but he didn't laugh...I think I have a problem with my comedic timing!
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A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things - condoms and dramamine, since the man gets terrible motion sickness on ships.
So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise, and the man goes in to get the necessary supplies. He walked up to the counter with a plenty-pack of condoms and asked for the largest bottle of Dramamine available.
The pharmacist looked at him for a second and then asked, "If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?"
I told it to my DH, but he didn't laugh...I think I have a problem with my comedic timing!



still can;t work out for another 2-3 wks or lift too much - but i think i can clean house now -i sure hope so...the boys haven't done the best job - but they've tried their best for 3 wks....
. I think she chose this morning to let go as she wanted me to be with her and I was. It was a very peaceful and calming process.
So sorry about the loss of your dog 
Glad you're doing so well, but you're a trooper and such a positive person, which I'm sure helps a lot with your healing.

