You would all have LAUGHED YOUR HEAD OFF
in the check out line in Wal Mart this evening watching me just want to get the Hell out of there!
I am not kidding you about the Star Wars Bar comparison......the clerk checking me out was something out of Saturday Night Live! I honestly could not tell "its" gender! No joke! Seriously....a transvestite between the necessary surgeries and I wasn't about to gander a guess! I just kept my eyes on the Bonine and sunscreen I was buying and said as a reply in a deep voice, "yes, debit". Don't get me wrong...I was also buying a million other things......the total came to $222.12! I also got our kids b-day (DS) and some Christmas shopping done 'cause we are coming home after Thanksgiving broke, tan, and fat.
That trip to Wal Mart about took the cake on what I think of the place and its attractions!
The main reason I am posting about such an empty, disfiguring experience is that I finally found the DIS prize!
I bought myself a real, genuine, 100% for sure......"over the door" thing-a-ma-bob, whick-a-ma-jigger! I am so excited now!
Who needs those dumb cruise docs anyway?
I am now the proud owner of an "over the door whootcha-ma-doo!"....many clear pockets to fill with aimless stuff in our stateroom!....like GameBoy rechargers and band aids! Hey....ya' never know!

I am not kidding you about the Star Wars Bar comparison......the clerk checking me out was something out of Saturday Night Live! I honestly could not tell "its" gender! No joke! Seriously....a transvestite between the necessary surgeries and I wasn't about to gander a guess! I just kept my eyes on the Bonine and sunscreen I was buying and said as a reply in a deep voice, "yes, debit". Don't get me wrong...I was also buying a million other things......the total came to $222.12! I also got our kids b-day (DS) and some Christmas shopping done 'cause we are coming home after Thanksgiving broke, tan, and fat.

That trip to Wal Mart about took the cake on what I think of the place and its attractions!

The main reason I am posting about such an empty, disfiguring experience is that I finally found the DIS prize!

I bought myself a real, genuine, 100% for sure......"over the door" thing-a-ma-bob, whick-a-ma-jigger! I am so excited now!

Who needs those dumb cruise docs anyway?
I am now the proud owner of an "over the door whootcha-ma-doo!"....many clear pockets to fill with aimless stuff in our stateroom!....like GameBoy rechargers and band aids! Hey....ya' never know!
