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[My sister's princess]

No snuggie. I'm really protective over my snuggie and hotel rooms have too many cooties.

We were on the fifth floor, so I was unable to feed the animals. On one hand, I was surprised to see that Disney allows their animals to run around naked on the savannah in such frigid temperatures. On the other hand, I kind of wanted to run around naked on the savannah in the frigid temperatures. It seems so liberating.

My son really was left at home. The day before the trip, he came home with the worst report card of his life. To teach him a lesson, I left him with some friends and invited a close friend to take his place. This must make me the worst parent ever. I know plenty of parents will threaten to not take their children to Disney, but no parent in their right mind would ever follow through on that threat - well, until now.

 

[PebblesMK]

No snuggie. I'm really protective over my snuggie and hotel rooms have too many cooties.

We were on the fifth floor, so I was unable to feed the animals. On one hand, I was surprised to see that Disney allows their animals to run around naked on the savannah in such frigid temperatures. On the other hand, I kind of wanted to run around naked on the savannah in the frigid temperatures. It seems so liberating.

My son really was left at home. The day before the trip, he came home with the worst report card of his life. To teach him a lesson, I left him with some friends and invited a close friend to take his place. This must make me the worst parent ever. I know plenty of parents will threaten to not take their children to Disney, but no parent in their right mind would ever follow through on that threat - well, until now.

I don't think it counts when you're a hop, skip and jump away from Disney. He'll just go without you. Take that DADDIO!!!! Why did you take your friend instead of your wife? Someday I vow to leave my child at home while I go to Disney. All she wants to do is go to MGM and ride TOT and RNR. No characters, no food outside of mini corndogs and burgers, no parades, no shows. What kind of 9 year old am I raising?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

By the way, did you hear? I got towel animals at Best Western. Booyah.

 

[PebblesMK]

Yes, anytime a guy wants to go out in frigid temps without clothing, somebody needs to hold up a sign that says SHRINKAGE. I think I'll create a clothing line called "Ball Boa's"

 

[Wall-E1]

I don't think it counts when you're a hop, skip and jump away from Disney. He'll just go without you. Take that DADDIO!!!! Why did you take your friend instead of your wife? Someday I vow to leave my child at home while I go to Disney. All she wants to do is go to MGM and ride TOT and RNR. No characters, no food outside of mini corndogs and burgers, no parades, no shows. What kind of 9 year old am I raising?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

By the way, did you hear? I got towel animals at Best Western. Booyah.

As shocking as this may sound, I am single and never married. I was saving myself for Princess, but then she ran off and got hitched to some military guy.

I took my friend because she is going in for knee replacement surgery in the next couple of months. I was trying to take her mind off of her disability. I guess it would have been better for her if I had not made continuous cripple jokes throughout our vacation. I lack compassion.

I was hoping to teach my monster(son) a lesson, but he is acting like he had a great time down here without me. I can't crack him. The force is strong in him.

My son's favorite cuisine is corn dogs. As a vegetarian, I find them repulsive and constantly tell my son what they are made of while he eats them. He doesn't seem to mind. He loves the taste of grinded up pig butts, cow eyeballs, etc.

 

[PebblesMK]

As shocking as this may sound, I am single and never married. I was saving myself for Princess, but then she ran off and got hitched to some military guy.

I took my friend because she is going in for knee replacement surgery in the next couple of months. I was trying to take her mind off of her disability. I guess it would have been better for her if I had not made continuous cripple jokes throughout our vacation. I lack compassion.

I was hoping to teach my monster(son) a lesson, but he is acting like he had a great time down here without me. I can't crack him. The force is strong in him.

My son's favorite cuisine is corn dogs. As a vegetarian, I find them repulsive and constantly tell my son what they are made of while he eats them. He doesn't seem to mind. He loves the taste of grinded up pig butts, cow
eyeballs, etc.

I'm glad you're so compassionate toward the disabled! Damn crippled!

So explain to me, how is it that you've never been hitched, yet you have a monster? Was it immaculate conception on your part? Is this you??

Maybe because he was born to you instead of a lady, it led him to enjoy pig butts and cow balls.

 

[Wall-E1]

I'm glad you're so compassionate toward the disabled! Damn crippled!

You might want to check out my scooter dispute thread that I just started. It is a true story from this past weekend and shows the limitless boundaries of my compassion. http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2377685

So explain to me, how is it that you've never been hitched, yet you have a monster? Was it immaculate conception on your part?

I wouldn't call it immaculate conception. This is my son...

You see... babies are made this way. When a man loves a woman he takes the woman back to his trailer and offers her a drink that is laced with barbiturates. She wakes up the next morning sore and smelling of Spam. Nine months later, a cross-eyed bundle of joy enters this world, a permanent reminder of her error in judgement.

In my case, I did not follow a man back to his trailer. I went the easy route. I had a breakdown several years back, and while not thinking clearly, I made the decision to adopt a child. Somehow, I bamboozled the state into believing that I was a normal functioning adult(I now know today that the joke was actually on me, as the return policy is up, and I am stuck with this child).

Is this you??

Yes, that is me. I am currently getting in shape so that I may qualify for next season's Biggest Loser.

 

[PebblesMK]

You might want to check out my scooter dispute thread that I just started. It is a true story from this past weekend and shows the limitless boundaries of my compassion. http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2377685


I wouldn't call it immaculate conception. This is my son...

You see... babies are made this way. When a man loves a woman he takes the woman back to his trailer and offers her a drink that is laced with barbiturates. She wakes up the next morning sore and smelling of Spam. Nine months later, a cross-eyed bundle of joy enters this world, a permanent reminder of her error in judgement.

In my case, I did not follow a man back to his trailer. I went the easy route. I had a breakdown several years back, and while not thinking clearly, I made the decision to adopt a child. Somehow, I bamboozled the state into believing that I was a normal functioning adult(I now know today that the joke was actually on me, as the return policy is up, and I am stuck with this child).


Yes, that is me. I am currently getting in shape so that I may qualify for next season's Biggest Loser.

Mighty good looking son! I should have went the adoption route but instead I did the "get drunk and have sex" route. Which resulted in a kid....and I think it's a bit late to adopt her out. Oh well, maybe next time.

 

[Wall-E1]

Mighty good looking son! I should have went the adoption route but instead I did the "get drunk and have sex" route. Which resulted in a kid....and I think it's a bit late to adopt her out. Oh well, maybe next time.

It's not too late if she is under seventeen. Just drive over to Nebraska. Here's the article that explains it all...
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-09-25-Left-kids_N.htm

 

[PebblesMK]

It's not too late if she is under seventeen. Just drive over to Nebraska. Here's the article that explains it all...
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-09-25-Left-kids_N.htm

Nebraska? Seriously? That's like a day away from me. I'll just keep her, I'd spend more in gas than I would get for her.

 

[My sister's princess]

As shocking as this may sound, I am single and never married. I was saving myself for Princess, but then she ran off and got hitched to some military guy.

I took my friend because she is going in for knee replacement surgery in the next couple of months. I was trying to take her mind off of her disability. I guess it would have been better for her if I had not made continuous cripple jokes throughout our vacation. I lack compassion.

I was hoping to teach my monster(son) a lesson, but he is acting like he had a great time down here without me. I can't crack him. The force is strong in him.

My son's favorite cuisine is corn dogs. As a vegetarian, I find them repulsive and constantly tell my son what they are made of while he eats them. He doesn't seem to mind. He loves the taste of grinded up pig butts, cow eyeballs, etc.

I LOVE corndogs. I just read what happened with you and your friend. Some people are so unmagical

 

[tink_lover]

Hi everybody!!! I've been MIA as craziness erupts around me. I wanted to pop in and say CONGRATS to Princess!! Thanks for posting the pictures. It brought tear to my eye - you both look so young and beautiful!!

I'm leaving for WDW/business meeting on Sunday and will be gone for over a week. At least I get a few days at the end of the meeting for fun.

Play nice while I'm gone.

 

[PebblesMK]

Hi everybody!!! I've been MIA as craziness erupts around me. I wanted to pop in and say CONGRATS to Princess!! Thanks for posting the pictures. It brought tear to my eye - you both look so young and beautiful!!

I'm leaving for WDW/business meeting on Sunday and will be gone for over a week. At least I get a few days at the end of the meeting for fun.

Play nice while I'm gone.

:::Quietly puts self in Tink's suitcase:::

 

[ksumn1]

You see... babies are made this way. When a man loves a woman he takes the woman back to his trailer and offers her a drink that is laced with barbiturates. She wakes up the next morning sore and smelling of Spam. Nine months later, a cross-eyed bundle of joy enters this world, a permanent reminder of her error in judgement.

In my case, I did not follow a man back to his trailer. I went the easy route. I had a breakdown several years back, and while not thinking clearly, I made the decision to adopt a child. Somehow, I bamboozled the state into believing that I was a normal functioning adult(I now know today that the joke was actually on me, as the return policy is up, and I am stuck with this child).

Or, in my case, you meet a cute guy at the Burger barn where you work part time. You seduce him by wearing only a tank top, and cut off jean shorts as you clean the grill and skim the fryers. After a couple of weeks, you invite him to the movies and then to the local sports bar after. You and your friends sit around and drink pitchers of beer. Then you ask your new coworker to give you a ride back to your car, which you conveniently left at work. You park by the dupsters, and suggest a move to the backseat becasue the speakers are better back there to listen to your new Greenday tape. Then you let nature take its course, aided by the pitchers of beer and the wonderful, heady scent of greasy burgers and fries wafting from the garbage cans. THAT'S how you make a baby. THEN, you buy a trailer.

 

[PebblesMK]

Or, in my case, you meet a cute guy at the Burger barn where you work part time. You seduce him by wearing only a tank top, and cut off jean shorts as you clean the grill and skim the fryers. After a couple of weeks, you invite him to the movies and then to the local sports bar after. You and your friends sit around and drink pitchers of beer. Then you ask your new coworker to give you a ride back to your car, which you conveniently left at work. You park by the dupsters, and suggest a move to the backseat becasue the speakers are better back there to listen to your new Greenday tape. Then you let nature take its course, aided by the pitchers of beer and the wonderful, heady scent of greasy burgers and fries wafting from the garbage cans. THAT'S how you make a baby. THEN, you buy a trailer.

*********!!!! Why didn't anybody tell me THIS is how it happens??? I didn't know it was supposed to be so romantic. I think you should probably start some sex ed classes so that people know how it's really done!

 

[ksumn1]

*********!!!! Why didn't anybody tell me THIS is how it happens??? I didn't know it was supposed to be so romantic. I think you should probably start some sex ed classes so that people know how it's really done!

Oh, I already teach classes. My DH's Sis made a baby at 16, my DS had a baby at 20...so I'm a very good teacher. I also have a little WDW souvenier, thanks to my tried an true method. Except this time, I let him drink 2 pitchers of beer, eat until he was stuffed at 'Ohana, sent the kiddos to take a bath and then moved in....he was powerless to resist. Yeah, baby!!

 

[LondonUnderground]

hello.

i dont really think i want to know about the previous pages.

xD

 

[diznygirl]

hello.

i dont really think i want to know about the previous pages.

xD

We were just discussing deleted scenes from Magical Mystery Tour. No big.

Tho I'm glad those photos are now on a previous page. Pretty frightening.



Am I the only one NOT going to WDW any time soon?

 

[My sister's princess]

You see... babies are made this way. When a man loves a woman he takes the woman back to his trailer and offers her a drink that is laced with barbiturates. She wakes up the next morning sore and smelling of Spam. Nine months later, a cross-eyed bundle of joy enters this world, a permanent reminder of her error in judgement.

In my case, I did not follow a man back to his trailer. I went the easy route. I had a breakdown several years back, and while not thinking clearly, I made the decision to adopt a child. Somehow, I bamboozled the state into believing that I was a normal functioning adult(I now know today that the joke was actually on me, as the return policy is up, and I am stuck with this child).

Or, in my case, you meet a cute guy at the Burger barn where you work part time. You seduce him by wearing only a tank top, and cut off jean shorts as you clean the grill and skim the fryers. After a couple of weeks, you invite him to the movies and then to the local sports bar after. You and your friends sit around and drink pitchers of beer. Then you ask your new coworker to give you a ride back to your car, which you conveniently left at work. You park by the dupsters, and suggest a move to the backseat becasue the speakers are better back there to listen to your new Greenday tape. Then you let nature take its course, aided by the pitchers of beer and the wonderful, heady scent of greasy burgers and fries wafting from the garbage cans. THAT'S how you make a baby. THEN, you buy a trailer.

Oh, I already teach classes. My DH's Sis made a baby at 16, my DS had a baby at 20...so I'm a very good teacher. I also have a little WDW souvenier, thanks to my tried an true method. Except this time, I let him drink 2 pitchers of beer, eat until he was stuffed at 'Ohana, sent the kiddos to take a bath and then moved in....he was powerless to resist. Yeah, baby!!

Well good thing I read all this....... now that I am a married woman I need to know the proper way to make babies

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh, I already teach classes. My DH's Sis made a baby at 16, my DS had a baby at 20...so I'm a very good teacher. I also have a little WDW souvenier, thanks to my tried an true method. Except this time, I let him drink 2 pitchers of beer, eat until he was stuffed at 'Ohana, sent the kiddos to take a bath and then moved in....he was powerless to resist. Yeah, baby!!

Hmm...now that you mention it, maybe I DID take your class. I was 19 and booze was a factor. A dorm room with friends present is almost as magical as Disney, right?

 

[PebblesMK]

We were just discussing deleted scenes from Magical Mystery Tour. No big.

Tho I'm glad those photos are now on a previous page. Pretty frightening.



Am I the only one NOT going to WDW any time soon?

I'm not going!!! Though I did get a pin yesterday! I could go for 6 days/5 nights for about 600 which includes food and parks!

Well good thing I read all this....... now that I am a married woman I need to know the proper way to make babies

Get crackin' lady! I want to see some cute little babies pop out. Wait, I don't want to see them actually POP OUT! I'd rather just see them when they're nice and clean.