And now...here's a live update I've been looking forward to sharing for a few weeks! I arrived in Europe today, after planning a trip to Brussels, Amsterdam, and Paris (where my trip would conclude with a visit to DLP). However, thanks to a major strike in Belgium that basically shut down international rail transit to and from the nation...Brussels and Amsterdam aren't happening. That means I'm basically 'stuck' in Paris right now, so I did something today that would surely make me feel better (right?): I hopped on a train to
Disneyland.
So, did DLP deliver some (much-needed) magic? Or did it disappoint?
My DLP day began around 12:30pm, and it was immediately clear how beautiful and detailed Disneyland Park is.
Many of the rides are also impressive and offer unique twists on the DL/WDW classics, such as Big Thunder Mountain (situated on an island that the train accesses from the 'mainland') and Phantom Manor (which is basically Haunted Mansion with a story and a Frontierland twist).
This picture is actually taken from the Phantom Manor porch:
Adventureland also looks really cool (although I hated the Pirates queue - it was so wide that line cutters couldn't help themselves, and the crowds packed into every inch of queue space).
Space Mountain was closed for refurbishment, but it should be open when I next visit the park. I can't wait to ride it, as the launch element and inversions make this SM extremely unique!
As beautiful as some parts of the park are, it seems like other areas were basically afterthoughts, including this transition between Fantasyland and Discoveryland.
Also, I hate to say it, but guest behavior seriously bothered me here. If you aren't a fan of secondhand smoke, stay out of DLP - it's everywhere (including the lines). Obviously that's a French/European thing, but I guess I expect it more in urban areas than in a Disney theme park. To make matters worse, it's basically impossible to avoid.
Even worse, I actually saw a girl defecating on the ground in Frontierland - her parents were watching and didn't seem phased at all. In what culture is that acceptable?
One more thing - the official languages in DLP are French and English, but I don't know how many cast members can actually speak English fluently. Even at the ticket counter (where bilingualism should be crucial), the CM couldn't understand when I asked "can I add days to my ticket?" (the answer is no, btw). I know some common French words and phrases, and I try to use them when applicable, but I still felt somewhat disadvantaged in DLP by not being a fluent French speaker.
Things basically got worse when I headed over to Walt Disney Studios Paris, the second park in DLP.
If you think any of the WDW parks (or pre-refurb DCA) are weak, you need to see this place. It's terrible! It combines some of the worst attributes of DHS (unthemed backlots; not having enough attractions), Universal (bland architecture; large warehouses that serve as attraction show buildings), and pre-refurb DCA (the cheap, tacky vibe).
Just look at this, for example - WDS has its own Brown Derby!
It's a food court.
The park is ugly and has no atmosphere worth sticking around for, and the attempts to fix it (by slapping in random attractions and mini-lands) have only created a bigger mess.
Maybe the new Ratatouille ride and restaurant will help? I'll let you know in about 10 days, when it opens.
After spending about 15 minutes in WDS before getting tired of it, I headed over to Disney Village. This place is a smaller, uglier version of DTD with minimal variety (most of the shops seemed to be Disney ones).
My favorite part of Disney Village is probably Earl of Sandwich - it even offers free wi-fi.
I ordered a combo meal for 18 euros and 50 cents, which included a sandwich, chips, brownie, water (or soda), and a ticket for the balloon ride, PanoraMagique (an adult ticket would've cost 12 euros anyway).
The caprese sandwich was tasty as usual, and even the brownie tasted fresh.
The balloon ride was a great way to see the entire resort, since it's relatively compact.
Walt Disney Studios
Disneyland
A cheap knockoff of Yacht and Beach Club (it was actually designed by the same architect):
A cheap knockoff of Wilderness Lodge (not really, as this hotel opened first, but that's what it looks like):
A hotel inspired by New York (the architect behind this resort also designed Swan and Dolphin):
While Disneyland Park has several beautiful elements to it, I feel like the park would be stronger if the Walt Disney Company were actually operating it. (Also, I think Euro Disney should have been built in Spain for a variety of reasons, as was once proposed, but that's another issue.) As for the rest of the resort (including the second park, most of the hotels, and Disney Village), I feel like it's an ugly, tacky mess. It's as if all the money went on Disneyland Park and the accompanying hotel, and everything else was scrapped together. Considering all those factors, I felt extremely underwhelmed by my first visit to DLP, and I was actually looking forward to leaving when I boarded an early train back to Paris (at 4:15pm).
DLP might be worth checking off your Disney bucket list one day, but otherwise, I think a repeat visit to WDW or Disneyland (or even a trip to Universal for Diagon Alley) would be far more worthwhile. The overall experience is way stronger (and provides a significantly better bang for your buck).
Bonus pics - Paris was in a celebratory mood tonight after France's World Cup win against Nigeria. Cars were honking up and down the Champs-Élysées for hours - I wonder what'll happen if they win their next game!