I got the joke, but I swear. there are a bunch of posters on other threads "whining" Disney doesn't love me..... I haven't seen the annual "I didn't get a discount so I am NEVER going to Disney again post" (I figure those posters eventually just register under another name so we won't KNOW they calmed down and changed thier mind....

) I think Disney may really have to offer some of the counseling.....
Personally if most of you are like me, we REALLY don't need to consume a gazillion calories a day so maybe it's a blessing we didn't get it. (Otherwise I think Weight Watchers might want to consider a partnership with Disney.... hmm... just a few days after you get home from "eating your way around the world" they could send out "free registration cards" with Mickey saying "come join us at Weight Watchers"

Or Disney could form it's own program "Dieting with Minnie"

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