The Pirate Tutorial was either running late, or my clock was early, because it was at least 10 minutes late in starting! But oh, ladies, let me tell ya
TOTALLY worth the wait!
Blondeheroines request in Stitchs thread was for some Captain Jack photos, and as you know I take your requests very seriously, so I took it upon myself to watch the entire pirate show, keeping a good eye on Jack the whole time, and clicking away. Ahh, yes, its a tough job, but its for the good of the DIS.
Jack Photos!!!
This guy was a great Jack! Most of the time, he looked just like him!
This is what happens when I try to take Jack pictures while paying more attention to him than my camera. I would hate to hear what Dr Freud would have to say about this shot!
Man, why didnt I get to be part of Jacks crew??
I was a little bummed that Jack dashed away right after the show- no chance to pose for a pic!
I keep forgetting to mention them, but there was at least one big Brazilian tour group at the World this week. Ive heard about them for years, but the stories always have them there during the summer. Not this time! And I finally understand the stories! They were a very
enthusiastic
bunch!
The other thing on my must-do list today was Tom Sawyer Island. A weird thing to be on a must-do list, I know! But I havent been over there in years, and now that
Disneyland is changing theirs to a pirate theme, Im guessing that WDWs will be changing soon as well, so I wanted to make sure I made it over this trip.
Ive only been over to the island twice in the past, and both times I just stayed right near the Aunt Pollys/raft dock area- Ive never actually explored the island! This time, I really wanted to walk around and see what was there!
Waiting for the raft over, I had a Bad Shoe sighting! You cant see them very well here, but they were plastic-looking platforms. This poor woman had to have been limping by the end of the day!
The map shows a LOT of stuff on TSI- how have I never seen any of it?
Apparently I need to head abck again, though, because I STILL havent seen a lot of it!
Are you ready for an embarrassing story about getting scared at Disney World?
The first thing I decided to do on TSI was check out one of the caves. Basically, theres not a lot to see in them- theyre pitch black, and wind around. Probably an adventurous little kids dream! However, when youre in there allll by yourself, and its totally dark, and you cant see where youre going? It gets a little creepy!
So Im making my way through the cave, wishing I had a flashlight or something because it is DARK in there, and really hard to find the path sometimes! Eventually, I came to a part with a bunch of big stalagtite-type columns
and got stuck there! I could NOT figure out which way the path went from there- I kept going around in circles! I have no idea why, but something about it made me panic a little bit! I know Im at Disney World, nothing bad is going to happen- its not even a real cave. If Id been thinking, I would have realized that someone had to come along eventually, and I could just follow them out. My brain wasnt thinking any of that though- it was thinking AHHH! Its dark and Im lost and I want OUT!. I finally gave up and just went back the way I came, out the entrance. To this day, I still dont know how you get out of that freaking cave!
Doing the cave first was a really bad idea, because when I finally got back out (Air! Sunshine! Freedom!), I was actually a little nauseous! (I still cant believe I freaked out at Disney World, yall! Color me a little embarrassed!) It was really hot out today, I was feeling dehydrated, and all I had in my stomach was a coffee freezey thing. I found a nice shady spot to sit down for a while, and drank some water, which helped a lot. I really wanted to just get back to somewhere with AC so I could cool down, but I didnt want to miss seeing the island AGAIN, so I decided to just keep going.
In retrospect, I think part of my feeling icky today was my body just getting tired. Anyone who has been to WDW for a week or more knows that after 5 or so days, the adrenaline of being there starts to wear off (for me anyway), and your body starts to realize what youre doing to it. For me it almost always happens on Day 5- my body seems to have a lightbulb moment and say Hey! Wait a second! Youre sleeping like two minutes a day
were walking about 15 miles a day
the food is different than Im used to
This is wearing me out! And then I get home a few days later, get sick about a day after I get home, and feel icky for a week while my body recovers. I guess the rebellion of my body lasted until day 8 this time thanks to spending one day at AKL hanging out, but I managed not to get sick after my trip this time, too!
So, after THAT long tangent- the place outside the cave I found to sit ended up being a great spot to see BTMRR!
I found Fort Langhorn, named after our old friend Samuel L. Clemens! (Ive been reading the collected travel writings of Mark Twain, and nearly did this chapter of the report as a parody of The Innocents Abroad, but in the end I decided to spare you!

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Horsies!
Im sure there was more to see at the fort, but I was really starting to feel icky and a little overheated, so I finally gave up on my island explorations and started back towards the raft.
I know this is a silly question, but is the windmill supposed to be broken?
I know it goes against the theme, but I wish there was somewhere air conditioned that you could pop into on hot days to cool off a little! If I was getting way too hot over there in January, I can only imagine what its like in the summer!
On my way back to the raft, my eye caught something by the whitewashed fence-
One of the paintbrushes! If you havent heard, early in the morning, the CMs hide some paintbrushes on the island (I think there are 3 or 4 of them?), and the people who find them get special front of the line passes.
Since it was just me, I decided to leave it there for a child to find later- it would be way more fun for them! But I was pretty excited to find one- Ive never even seen one before!
My raft back over to the mainland was driven by Mary Kate Olsen:
Who knew she worked at Disney World?
More of day 8 still to come!
I wanted to add in a note here- I entered a contest today to be an honorary pirate at Disneyland for a day. My video submission wasn't that great, but I'm still hopeful! If I make it to the finalists, I'll be begging you guys to vote for me! Keep your fingers crossed, and if all goes well, you may get a Disneyland trip report this summer!
