WDW Poly Princess
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Due to popular demand (Okay, two whole people asked! That counts as popular, right? Right?) I am going to go ahead and start my pre-trip report! I was trying to hold out on starting it until just before I left, but I just couldnt resist, so pull up a chair (if for some reason you arent already sitting down, although Im not quite sure why that would be
but well deal with your issues later!), get comfy, and lets get started!
In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a girl named Crystal
Not too different from you or me
She worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit,
She did a good job cleaning up the place, but her bosses didnt like her so they shot her into space .
Wait. Thats not the right story at all! Lets try again! (With apologies to MST3k fans.)
In the not too distant future
1/8/07 A.D.
There was a girl named Crystal
And hey, that girl is me!
She worked long hours saving up some cash
To fly to WDW and have a blast
Its been almost a year since the last trip, you know,
Its time to go back, so on with the show!
Well send her to the magic,
And the best resorts we can find,
Shell explore the parks
And eat all the chocolate she can find
Now keep in mind Crystal cant control where the magic begins or ends,
Shes just there to drink it in with the help of a few friends!
Trip Report Roll Call!
Crystal!
Katie!
Crocky!
And Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
If youre wondering if shell eat and sleep
Or other science facts
Just repeat to yourself Its just a trip report,
I should really just relax!
Crystals New Trip Report 3000!
(If you werent singing that along in your head to the MST3k theme song tune, I am not sure if we can be friends, but on YouTube you can see the actual theme song, so that you can be all edumacated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsiqm167rM
Now, where was I? My trip report has never had its own theme song before! I guess that after the theme song come the credits, so I present you with:
Our Daring, Adventurous, Glamorous Cast:
(Caution! Trip reporter may be older than image in photo!)
WDW Poly Princess- Hey, thats me! Also known as Crystal, since WDW Poly Princess wouldnt fit on my passport. 8th trip to the World, 5th Solo Trip. One quarter of a century old (well, turning 25 in December, so I will be on the trip!). Hotel front desk chick extraordinaire, Bellydancer, pirate, and mom to two cats. Favorite Park: Epcot, followed closely by AK. Favorite Resort: Um, see the user name. Likes long walks on the beach, as long as the Electrical Water Pageant is going on in the background. Takes too many photos. Makes you look at most of them. Drinks a lot of coffee. Tall. Travel-obsessed. Full of useless information. (Not to be confused with being full of something else )
One of these years Im going to wake up with kids, and my Disney trips are going to change a lot. (You do just wake up with kids one day, right? I want to make sure I have my facts of life all straight!) In the mean time, Im enjoying getting to be totally self-centered on my solo trips! Of course, few trips are truly 100% solo, so we also have .
Katie- Long time friend that lives near the World, and thus pops up in my trip reports here and there. If you have read my previous trip reports, you may recall that she is not a botanist, enjoys Japanese soap operas, and is sometimes frightened by music. Hathaway Brown from the AC loves her dearly.
Stitch- You are probably familiar with the little blue alien who has taken to traveling with me by now! In fact, I made him his own photo gallery: http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=13juofud.3uiuymd5&x=0&y=7h1xyo
So far the gallery only has pictures from 2005, but Ill be adding more at the end of this trip! However, Stitch is also being joined on this trip by:
(This is the default Amazon croc- Ill replace this with a picture of my very own Crocky when I get home- I dont have his pic on my laptop yet!)
Crocky!
Crocky requires a little bit of backstory. No, I'm not just one of those odd people who randomly travels with a large number of stuffed animals (although that does bring back the memory of a hilarious thread on the community board about an episode of Jerry Springer that got locked!). The origin of Crocky is this: I have been a big Steve Irwin fan for a looooooooooong time. Before he really became well known in America, I had discovered him on TV here and there, and I was hooked. Then, back in September, I was at home late one night when my mom called down and asked if the crocodile hunter had died. "Um, nooooo. At least, I don't think so!" I immediately pulled up Cnn.com, and there it was under breaking news. They still didn't have any info, but it was true. I was heartbroken. Yup, I was one of those people who cried over the death of the croc hunter, and spent the next few weeks glued to the thread about it on the community board. If you caught Steve's memorial service on animal planet, you may remember how touching it was. I was so inspired by the service- wouldn't it be great to have your life end knowing that you had made a huge impact on the world, and that so many people were going to miss you that just getting a seat at your memorial service was hard? I was in tears through the service (which I watched at work, against my better judgment!) and I kept writing down words in my notebook that people kept using to describe Steve- Inspiring. A man of action. Driven by curiosity. It occurred to me that THAT was the kind of person that I wanted to be. It also occurred to me that Steve was doing a LOT for the world- saving lives, inspiring people, and that now that he is gone, we all need to take a little bit of his responsibility for ourselves.
Eventually, I got the idea that it would be nice to get a stuffed croc to take on my next trip, since at the time I was planning on mostly staying at DAK Lodge, and it was an AK heavy trip. Do you know how hard it is to find a stuffed crocodile? After a few weeks of searching eBay and toy stores and everywhere else, I finally found Crocky on Amazon. I loved that he was only 3" tall, which would make him perfectly travel sized, but I figured out that with shipping, he would be like $8. So, I kept shopping around, found nothing, and finally gave in and coughed up the eight dollars for the tiny croc. I am so glad that I did! He is even cuter than he was in his picture on Amazon. I am totally in love with this little guy! Long story short, Crocky (which sounds a little like "crikey!") is on this trip in memory of Steve Irwin, and all that he did.
Given that I just rambled on for an entire page about a tiny stuffed crocodile, Im going to end this part of the Pre-Trip here, and continue on soon with such exciting information as where Im staying and what the plans are!
In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a girl named Crystal
Not too different from you or me
She worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit,
She did a good job cleaning up the place, but her bosses didnt like her so they shot her into space .
Wait. Thats not the right story at all! Lets try again! (With apologies to MST3k fans.)
In the not too distant future
1/8/07 A.D.
There was a girl named Crystal
And hey, that girl is me!
She worked long hours saving up some cash
To fly to WDW and have a blast
Its been almost a year since the last trip, you know,
Its time to go back, so on with the show!
Well send her to the magic,
And the best resorts we can find,
Shell explore the parks
And eat all the chocolate she can find
Now keep in mind Crystal cant control where the magic begins or ends,
Shes just there to drink it in with the help of a few friends!
Trip Report Roll Call!
Crystal!
Katie!
Crocky!
And Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
If youre wondering if shell eat and sleep
Or other science facts
Just repeat to yourself Its just a trip report,
I should really just relax!
Crystals New Trip Report 3000!
(If you werent singing that along in your head to the MST3k theme song tune, I am not sure if we can be friends, but on YouTube you can see the actual theme song, so that you can be all edumacated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsiqm167rM
Now, where was I? My trip report has never had its own theme song before! I guess that after the theme song come the credits, so I present you with:
Our Daring, Adventurous, Glamorous Cast:

(Caution! Trip reporter may be older than image in photo!)
WDW Poly Princess- Hey, thats me! Also known as Crystal, since WDW Poly Princess wouldnt fit on my passport. 8th trip to the World, 5th Solo Trip. One quarter of a century old (well, turning 25 in December, so I will be on the trip!). Hotel front desk chick extraordinaire, Bellydancer, pirate, and mom to two cats. Favorite Park: Epcot, followed closely by AK. Favorite Resort: Um, see the user name. Likes long walks on the beach, as long as the Electrical Water Pageant is going on in the background. Takes too many photos. Makes you look at most of them. Drinks a lot of coffee. Tall. Travel-obsessed. Full of useless information. (Not to be confused with being full of something else )
One of these years Im going to wake up with kids, and my Disney trips are going to change a lot. (You do just wake up with kids one day, right? I want to make sure I have my facts of life all straight!) In the mean time, Im enjoying getting to be totally self-centered on my solo trips! Of course, few trips are truly 100% solo, so we also have .

Katie- Long time friend that lives near the World, and thus pops up in my trip reports here and there. If you have read my previous trip reports, you may recall that she is not a botanist, enjoys Japanese soap operas, and is sometimes frightened by music. Hathaway Brown from the AC loves her dearly.

Stitch- You are probably familiar with the little blue alien who has taken to traveling with me by now! In fact, I made him his own photo gallery: http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=13juofud.3uiuymd5&x=0&y=7h1xyo
So far the gallery only has pictures from 2005, but Ill be adding more at the end of this trip! However, Stitch is also being joined on this trip by:

(This is the default Amazon croc- Ill replace this with a picture of my very own Crocky when I get home- I dont have his pic on my laptop yet!)
Crocky!
Crocky requires a little bit of backstory. No, I'm not just one of those odd people who randomly travels with a large number of stuffed animals (although that does bring back the memory of a hilarious thread on the community board about an episode of Jerry Springer that got locked!). The origin of Crocky is this: I have been a big Steve Irwin fan for a looooooooooong time. Before he really became well known in America, I had discovered him on TV here and there, and I was hooked. Then, back in September, I was at home late one night when my mom called down and asked if the crocodile hunter had died. "Um, nooooo. At least, I don't think so!" I immediately pulled up Cnn.com, and there it was under breaking news. They still didn't have any info, but it was true. I was heartbroken. Yup, I was one of those people who cried over the death of the croc hunter, and spent the next few weeks glued to the thread about it on the community board. If you caught Steve's memorial service on animal planet, you may remember how touching it was. I was so inspired by the service- wouldn't it be great to have your life end knowing that you had made a huge impact on the world, and that so many people were going to miss you that just getting a seat at your memorial service was hard? I was in tears through the service (which I watched at work, against my better judgment!) and I kept writing down words in my notebook that people kept using to describe Steve- Inspiring. A man of action. Driven by curiosity. It occurred to me that THAT was the kind of person that I wanted to be. It also occurred to me that Steve was doing a LOT for the world- saving lives, inspiring people, and that now that he is gone, we all need to take a little bit of his responsibility for ourselves.
Eventually, I got the idea that it would be nice to get a stuffed croc to take on my next trip, since at the time I was planning on mostly staying at DAK Lodge, and it was an AK heavy trip. Do you know how hard it is to find a stuffed crocodile? After a few weeks of searching eBay and toy stores and everywhere else, I finally found Crocky on Amazon. I loved that he was only 3" tall, which would make him perfectly travel sized, but I figured out that with shipping, he would be like $8. So, I kept shopping around, found nothing, and finally gave in and coughed up the eight dollars for the tiny croc. I am so glad that I did! He is even cuter than he was in his picture on Amazon. I am totally in love with this little guy! Long story short, Crocky (which sounds a little like "crikey!") is on this trip in memory of Steve Irwin, and all that he did.
Given that I just rambled on for an entire page about a tiny stuffed crocodile, Im going to end this part of the Pre-Trip here, and continue on soon with such exciting information as where Im staying and what the plans are!